My beautiful friend the ultimate dinner date… Don’t miss out

✨Upcoming Tour Dates✨ San Francisco — August 20 - 25 Philadelphia — September 3 - 5 D.C. — September 5 - 7 Boston — October 1 - 4

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✨Upcoming Tour Dates✨ San Francisco — August 20 - 25 Philadelphia — September 3 - 5 D.C. — September 5 - 7 Boston — October 1 - 4

My gorgeous gorgeous friend arrives tomorrow 👀 @mshollyevans.bsky.social

Good morning NYC… Would be an even better morning if I had huger boobs

Yayyy

Leaving tomorrow 😭 but back in August

I wasn’t able to make time to see many of you this trip, so I’ll coming back to the Bay in August! SF 8/20 - 8/25 Really & truly my tours, especially my SF tours, book up pretty far in advance… Reach out asap to secure your session ✨

Everywhere I’ve been today playing Tupac… multiple people wearing Tupac shirts… what does it mean

I’m in SF…

Thanks for an amazing time, Chicago!

Dinner dates-NYC: my only remaining availability to get dinner is Tuesday the 23rd. I have a prorated package for this. I love it because New Yorkers are so good at showing me their favorite places and hidden gems! HMU asap and let’s plan a wonderful evening together! Xoxo,Holly

If you’re in NYC June 23-27 and love bad bitches… do I have news for you @mshollyevans.bsky.social gonna be in town 👀 Duos obviously available

Chicago is close to booked! Hit me up asap to get in my schedule 🚨 NYC has a little wiggle room left 🌃 (I'll be hanging out with @gemmaparadise.bsky.social !) 👯‍♀️ After that I'm booked exclusively for a vacation 🌊 Before heading back to MPLS ✈️

Have not bought a return ticket from SF for 6/21… If you’d like to do an overnight FMTY that night somewhere in between the two coasts timing would be perfect… Especially if you’re somewhere with flights to LaGuardia heehee… hmu

Chicago tomorrow!

New catch holland herring!!!

Apparently Knicks had less than half a percent chance to win in the 4th quarter… Anything can happen

If you’re in NYC June 23-27 and love bad bitches… do I have news for you @mshollyevans.bsky.social gonna be in town 👀 Duos obviously available

SF ✨ I’ve had a couple cancellations and am now available: ✨late afternoon/evening 6/17 ✨before 2pm 6/19 ✨6/21 morning Email me asap to set something up :)

UNBELIEVABLE, crying tears of joy and relief

Chicago & NYC coming up! Available with @gemmaparadise.bsky.social in NYC 💞

Gonna cry omfg

If you think you know me who are my three favorite NBA players of all time

Not even talking shit on JB but the idea of him being the best Knick is a weird psy op… GOAT Knick is easily Clyde Frazier. Jalen isn’t even the best player on the team CURRENTLY

Hi

Play some fucking defense omfg

Will the lovely person who sent me the gift card please DM me 💞💞💞

Extremely exciting romantic gift request… Movers got my beautiful cream colored antique chair dirty and Internet is saying to use the Bissell Little Green upholstery cleaner… Seems good to have $130 Amazon gift card to [email protected]… I will send you a pic of me naked in the chair

The vibes in nyc are immaculate rn

Can’t believe Elon perma banned me and now I can’t retweet this

The hair is NOT part of the head

Window of SF of availability! 6/17 1-6pm

P.s. passport ready

25% off I meant

I do actually have nipples I just blurred them Offering 25% overnights + 24h bookings, including FMTY, for the rest of the month Note that I’m on tour 6/13-6/21, no remaining availability for overnight+ during that window In NYC / ready to travel otherwise

Can I make your heart flutter?

Moved 😅 Would LOVE gift cards for some final touches to my space 💞 abchome.com/products/abc...

No SF availability remaining, sorry! I have a teeeeeny bit of availability left for Chicago—6/14 late afternoon & early evening + 6/15 late afternoon & early evening Also limited availability in NYC before I go on tour 6/13 Email me to set something up ✨

www.complex.com/music/a/ecle... Diabolical

Need this www.lilfatherfigure.com/product-page...

Summer sweater…

Craving the narcotic peace of a luxury department store

Imagine…. My boobs… but bigger …

New hair

👀

I’m very sensitive to interior design