I am the Grinch. I want all your presents.

If I slip on ice, I’m taking at least three of you with me.

I don't break hearts. I study the remains.

Ask me anything, anonymously. If I feel like sharing it I'll post the answer here. Just for tonight/tomorrow this time 💋 ngl.link/ellelove42492

Yes yes, I am still That Bitch™️

It's getting very cold in Chicago. I updated my wish list with scarves, gloves, hats. No gift is too small to be cherished. If you'd like to keep me warm, or gift me the new color Kindle I really really really want: throne.com/ellelovechi Check out my profile on Throne!

I would be humbled and appreciative if one of my lovely admirers would order this new Kindle for me. It's officially cold weather, cozy reading season! 🤞🫶 throne.com/ellelovechi/... Check out this item on my Throne!

What are we doing today, folks

Use AI, they said. It works great, good enough for the government, they said. Do you guys like my faucet leg or the no leg better

Omg it's me

I've been busy 🔥🔥 Burn it all down.

I make a little comeback on this app the same day all the government organizations did. Of course I did that. I am not a Fed. Promise promise

What IS up? Thinking of you guys. 🦋

Jehovah's Witnesses came to visit. So I showed them my diamond-handled crop. Happy Sunday! 😈

And with a flip of the hair, they're gone. Good morning, or good night 💤🌙

It is getting late. Sweet dreams

I said on Twitter I'm more comfortable and prefer to live and visit racial diverse cities, and it can make me uncomfortable being in places with only white people, probably bc I grew up in the Chicago among everyone. You'd think that I said I wanted to kill your grandma the way ppl coming for me

I regret to inform those in the industry, I tried hard on bluesky for more than 6 months, but I don't get even close to the same client returns, engagement, and publicity as the other app. If it were purely personal, I would've deleted it last year. I'll post here but I'm more on Twitter these days.

Ayy, @dianademarest.bsky.social, I don't make porn, I don't post porn and I'm not even really interested in it. Thanks for adding me to your block list for no reason!

This pool water’s not the only thing that’s wet and expensive.

SCOOCHIE BOOCHIE youtube.com/@scoochieboo...

For those who know and love Scoochie Boochie, we saw him live last night and he exceeded all expectations. youtu.be/CVXVDa-rihU?...

I had to think about it. Only ONE (1) IRL person who knows me (from outside the industry) follows me on bsky. It was 4 on Twitter. And you know who you are. 💞

This is all I want to do today.

UPDATE: an anonymous donor has gifted me the Glizzy ring. What is this life? 💎 💍 🌭

The Glizzy Ring is on the wish list. 🫡 throne.com/ellelovechi/... Check out this item on my Throne!

Do you guys think I should rock this Glizzy ring

I'm ready to go back to New York City. I need my fix every couple years.

Birthday things 7/21 🎉

And while I was away, LABUBUs became a thing. What's the deal with those please?

I've been far out.. can somebody tell me what happened to Stephen Colbert while I was away please

I took a little break and got sucked into some amazing new music releases with strong hyped up communities on that other app. Just wanted to say hey and I had a birthday and I hope you're all doing great 😘

Maybe I missed my calling. Vibes med would be super chill.

I know, I've been busy the past week or so. Meanwhile some dude just texted me saying he has an armpit fetish. I'm no kink shamer but I've never heard that one before..

Bluesky rolling out age verification in the UK. What do you think about that in USA? www.engadget.com/social-media...

This video on AI girlfriends by The Spooky Lawyer @akbrews.bsky.social on YouTube is more disturbing than I imagined, which was already bad. You guys gotta see this

Just got caught looking for my phone in bed, using the light on my phone. I’m just a few steps away from calling my own number to figure out where the ringing’s coming from.

Did you know there was a show called FuckBoy Island? I'll check it out and update at a later date to save your brain cells.

Have you ever seen an episode of #LoveIsland?

Why does the difference between 80 and 90° feel so significant? 🥵

I'm at a pool and it's so hot, I just wanna go back home. I know I'm a pale ass but this year the heat really is hittin different.

I'm gonna have to agree with this one. They don't allow sex toys anymore, but they allow that shit. K, Etsy, get it together

KFC has mashed potato poppers now 🥴

Mom.. Dad? People are on YouTube defending AI bands who swindle the people into believing they're real. So concerning to me, the direction we're going with AI. The Spooky Lawyer on YouTube has a new video about a band that gained traction quickly. Disturbing as hell. youtu.be/xahfUtuKR20?...

I read somewhere Justin Bieber had to borrow $600 from his pastor to go on a jet ski for the day. If that's not a recession indicator, I don't know what is.

I quite literally have 15 staples in my head, right now. People wanna come at me talking shit? Just understand. I am in my menace era.

Who here still uses Snapchat, and why? I'm trying to see something.

Whoever said "Clean dick tastes like avocado" earlier this year: 1. You're wrong, and 2. You've poisoned my mind every time I make guacamole since.

I like a lot of new music, but I like a lot of older music more so it makes my music conversations flop all over the place on social media. Nobody can decide if they agree with me, not that I'm ever asking anybody to. . .

I don't write anything with AI. I don't think it makes me better than people who do, but it makes me feel better and that's what counts.