Jehovah's Witnesses came to visit. So I showed them my diamond-handled crop. Happy Sunday! 😈

And with a flip of the hair, they're gone. Good morning, or good night 💤🌙

It is getting late. Sweet dreams

I said on Twitter I'm more comfortable and prefer to live and visit racial diverse cities, and it can make me uncomfortable being in places with only white people, probably bc I grew up in the Chicago among everyone. You'd think that I said I wanted to kill your grandma the way ppl coming for me

I regret to inform those in the industry, I tried hard on bluesky for more than 6 months, but I don't get even close to the same client returns, engagement, and publicity as the other app. If it were purely personal, I would've deleted it last year. I'll post here but I'm more on Twitter these days.

Ayy, @dianademarest.bsky.social, I don't make porn, I don't post porn and I'm not even really interested in it. Thanks for adding me to your block list for no reason!

This pool water’s not the only thing that’s wet and expensive.

SCOOCHIE BOOCHIE youtube.com/@scoochieboo...

For those who know and love Scoochie Boochie, we saw him live last night and he exceeded all expectations. youtu.be/CVXVDa-rihU?...

I had to think about it. Only ONE (1) IRL person who knows me (from outside the industry) follows me on bsky. It was 4 on Twitter. And you know who you are. 💞

This is all I want to do today.

UPDATE: an anonymous donor has gifted me the Glizzy ring. What is this life? 💎 💍 🌭

The Glizzy Ring is on the wish list. 🫡 throne.com/ellelovechi/... Check out this item on my Throne!

Do you guys think I should rock this Glizzy ring

I'm ready to go back to New York City. I need my fix every couple years.

Birthday things 7/21 🎉

And while I was away, LABUBUs became a thing. What's the deal with those please?

I've been far out.. can somebody tell me what happened to Stephen Colbert while I was away please

I took a little break and got sucked into some amazing new music releases with strong hyped up communities on that other app. Just wanted to say hey and I had a birthday and I hope you're all doing great 😘

Maybe I missed my calling. Vibes med would be super chill.

I know, I've been busy the past week or so. Meanwhile some dude just texted me saying he has an armpit fetish. I'm no kink shamer but I've never heard that one before..

Bluesky rolling out age verification in the UK. What do you think about that in USA? www.engadget.com/social-media...

This video on AI girlfriends by The Spooky Lawyer @akbrews.bsky.social on YouTube is more disturbing than I imagined, which was already bad. You guys gotta see this

Just got caught looking for my phone in bed, using the light on my phone. I’m just a few steps away from calling my own number to figure out where the ringing’s coming from.

Did you know there was a show called FuckBoy Island? I'll check it out and update at a later date to save your brain cells.

Have you ever seen an episode of #LoveIsland?

Why does the difference between 80 and 90° feel so significant? 🥵

I'm at a pool and it's so hot, I just wanna go back home. I know I'm a pale ass but this year the heat really is hittin different.

I'm gonna have to agree with this one. They don't allow sex toys anymore, but they allow that shit. K, Etsy, get it together

KFC has mashed potato poppers now 🥴

Mom.. Dad? People are on YouTube defending AI bands who swindle the people into believing they're real. So concerning to me, the direction we're going with AI. The Spooky Lawyer on YouTube has a new video about a band that gained traction quickly. Disturbing as hell. youtu.be/xahfUtuKR20?...

I read somewhere Justin Bieber had to borrow $600 from his pastor to go on a jet ski for the day. If that's not a recession indicator, I don't know what is.

I quite literally have 15 staples in my head, right now. People wanna come at me talking shit? Just understand. I am in my menace era.

Who here still uses Snapchat, and why? I'm trying to see something.

Whoever said "Clean dick tastes like avocado" earlier this year: 1. You're wrong, and 2. You've poisoned my mind every time I make guacamole since.

I like a lot of new music, but I like a lot of older music more so it makes my music conversations flop all over the place on social media. Nobody can decide if they agree with me, not that I'm ever asking anybody to. . .

I don't write anything with AI. I don't think it makes me better than people who do, but it makes me feel better and that's what counts.

Years ago I used to visit an amazing Colombian arepa stand in NYC. The owner was always playing the most chill, sexy music. Finally I asked if she'd give me her playlist and it's still in my session rotation.

Oh no they're calling me a slut on Twitter again. What ever will I do?

Uber Eats keeps trying to convince me to get alcohol delivered. Like no, I don't wanna get a $50 bottle of champagne for $90 thanks tho?

I officially get old lady status as I was just prescribed a muscle relaxer for the first time in my life (spasm issue). I took one and I'm on bluesky. I should probably not keep posting. I hope you enjoy this if you get to see it. Is this what happens if you snowbird to Miami three winters in a row?

I'm having a minor surgery this weekend. Not sure how recovery will be but I assume I'm on a break all next week- please send memes, stuff to watch, and Uber Eats e-gift cards if you love me. I'm only available a tiny bit this week so let's plug it: Elle-love.com

St. Louis was awesome! If you ever go, stay at Union Station Hotel (that's an exterior stock photo- too hot, I forgot), crash weddings, catch up w/Bigfoot, say hi to the fish at the aquarium, go on the Ferris wheel, do Farmhaus for dinner, be in love, find AC at all times 🥵

Pretty sure I am actually allergic to the heat

No, seriously I need this.

Post a villain you love ❤️

Never been to the Ozarks. Headed there this weekend, if anyone please has suggestions of cool things to do?

The lilies have bloomed! Imagine bringing a smile to someone special's face with just a couple clicks on socialflowers.com. All you need is an email -no address- and they take care of the rest. Thank you Mr. S!!

The famous Chicago water tower, built in 1869. Never saw it at night from this view til last night. ✨

Anyone who takes me to my favorite restaurant in Chicago gets to hear the story of when Rahm Emanuel propositioned me there.