A truck full of monkeys suffering from herpes, Covid and hepatitis has crashed in Mississippi. Meanwhile, a truck full of rabid gooners has crashed in Tennessee.

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"we must use Gloo to bring about the second coming of -" what if i chased you with a shovel

The Nazis saw how easy it was for MAGA to take over the Republican party and now they're making their move.

Sometimes they were normal sized but had other things going on.

It's fascinating how the moral decay of normal people who turn MAGA manifests itself physically. Usha's out here looking like she drank from the wrong cup (and she did!).

I agree. He fluctuates. I've dealt with dementia of a loved one, and there are similarities, but something different seems to be happening...and not just to him. Look at the decline of people like Rubio, Usha Vance...the vacant and robotic look of Caroline Leavitt and Kristi Noem...it's all off.

If you went to a mechanic and he kept bragging about being able to name elephants and giraffes on a dementia test, you probably wouldn’t let him work on your car. Would you trust him with nuclear codes?

It appears Trump went to sleep thinking Netanyahu would hold off. www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

hegseth literally added journos to the DoD group chat this is *not* a competent group of people that are running clean OPSEC at the highest level this is a clown parade with Nazi carhorns getting news coverage like they're a world-class motorcade

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

Yet again i want to remind everyone that Bill Gates and several other billionaires have invested in mining projects in Greenland that are only accessible because of melted land and sea ice, he and other billionaires are essentially shorting the planet

we should change the climate local to Bill Gates a lot. i'm talking about cooking him

🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡 I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

Well, as president Trump certainly has been a bust.

Also, news anchor John Dickerson is leaving CBS at the end of the year due to concerns over journalistic independence under the new ownership. Bari Weiss, new editor-in-chief of CBS news, would like to replace him with Bret Baier who is currently under contract to Fox. Any questions?

it's a shame that Sally is so blind to the fasism around us today -- defended what Bezos is doing at the Post and Bari Weiss

This is an epic disgrace. Dickerson is one of the best in his field. Bari Weiss is Russell Voght in a douchesuit. CBS is dead to me now. www.thedailybeast.com/cbs-evening-...

how much more evidence do we need to show how SH*TTY a person bari weiss is? CBS isn't news anymore...it will be propaganda controlled by the right wing 🤮🤮🤮 www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

you'd only appoint someone like Bari Weiss to lead one of the largest and most complex news orgs *on the planet* if you were either trying to ruin it on purpose or are brain damaged. she singlehandedly caused *two staff walkouts at the NYT*!! she's the polar opposite of good management material!

The headline:

Hey @grahamformaine.bsky.social nobody made you get that Nazi tattoo. Fuck off.

Say goodbye to CNN and CBS News. CNN top guy goes to WH to kiss Trump’s toenails, next day tells staff to go easy on the East Wing demolition. Bari Weiss wants more “conservative” types on air. Dickerson leaves CBS. Brennan starts to turn.

I’ve been a Slate Gabfest listener for years, even when they made me really mad. I am so proud of John! He deserves better than to answer to Bari fucking Weiss.

Imagine having to hear this sign off: "For the CBS Evening News, I'm Bret Baier." This is what Bari Weiss wants. Oy!

Don’t do it if you’re not ready and you’re not sure. But if you plan to get married to your partner, you might want to step it up.

Hegseth:"If you are smuggling drugs in our hemisphere, we will hunt you down & kill you." Now 10th boat strike killing 43 people in 2 mos! With no evidence, Trump & Hegseth are judge & executioners. EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD SCREAM STOP! Call Congress NOW 202-224-3131 www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Trump/Hegseth have already replaced most JAGs, and would certainly push aside any other JAG who stood up for the constitution. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

@epopp.bsky.social The teacher has become a beggar in Gaza, The teacher has become hungry in Gaza, The teacher has become homeless in #Gaza, Is there anyone who can help? Or guide me to someone who can? For contact via WhatsApp:+972597725272 #FreePalestine gofund.me/55f61573

Could YOU be the next Olivia Reingold?

Jesse Lee: "I can’t think of a worse or more revealing moment for Trump than obsessing over a gold-plated ballroom, and literally just pocketing $250 million in tax dollars from the Department of Justice, while he *chooses* to let millions of struggling families starve." #mismanagement #hunger […]

3 Scandals in 4 Days That Would Define Any Other Presidency open.substack.com/pub/populari...

Best Idea Ever. We'll need both Houses and the WH.... 2028? Let's get er done!!!!!

who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.

why does that dog have suspenders

How much more must be taken from folks before they notice @bretbatson.bsky.social @ljmccleary.bsky.social @roseaura.bsky.social @robertaudhd.bsky.social @epopp.bsky.social @coloradocountrygrl.bsky.social @janeperry.bsky.social @nastyoldwoman.bsky.social @rfml.bsky.social @shashatheitch.bsky.social

Wow. Anti-Trump protests breakout across South Korea ahead of Trump's east Asia visit. #BlueCrew #Resist #ResistTrump #TruthWarriors #SouthKorea

New personality quiz just dropped.

It’s subtle if nothing else.

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

@keencritic.bsky.social I had to follow you!! You had me at..Sondheim,musical theatre,..oh,and the bald patch,very endearing..😅😃😄

$170B for ICE and Border Patrol $40B for Argentina $1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet $230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation" $200M for Kristi Noem's jets $98M for Trump's golf outings But no money to lower your healthcare costs.

Hey look someone finally covered it www.defenseone.com/threats/2025...

Bari Weiss CBS. No facts only fawn for Trump sycophants.

Bari Weiss is probably yelling in Margaret Brennan’s ear: “you better ask him this question or else!”

Bari Weiss never did anything but write (conservative) opinion columns. She has no business leading CBS. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...