twitter is a trashfire but ALL OF ASIA IS ON IT and i feel the infrastructure of bsky (with no native translation....yeah grok sucks but there's others) is just not made to support it and a lot of people don't get why they should make the switch and lose their community...

I also have to get iron infusions next month. I have to go for three sessions in one week and they called and were like “can you do it next week?” and it’s like Christ no, you think I got that much PTO to burn

I didn’t know that they didn’t make the hep b vaccine part of the schedule until 1991, which explains why my doctor was like we are going to vaccinate you for hep b

we should just tell them it’s baby acupuncture

I have been into A.B.C-Z recently. they’re not that popular of an idol group within Japan and they have maybe like 30 English speaking fans outside of it. they released a photobook about 10 years ago that sold pretty poorly, which is a shame because there’s so much bare ass in it

I don’t know shit about shit but I DO know that you don’t START at 240 grit and then go to 60

The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.

wwwwwwww

anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??

say no more (yes)

ずっと！

one of my favorite interactions I've ever had is when a Japanese guy in like his 40s, asked me, with a slightly bewildered tone "where do you even hear about this shit? even Japanese people don't know this" in regards to me talking about some old untranslated game the world is vast! many games!

once you're burdened with the knowledge of making perfect scrambled eggs you can never go back to eating crummy scrambled eggs

logging on. we need to have a talk about what Spotify thinks is “city pop”

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

Announcing my new project, Rigmarole! 💙🐈✨ A point-and-click adventure visual novel about a NY-Italian gyaru and her fruity mahjong buddies driving across the country to go snatch back her Nonna's cat from her gay homophobe rock star cousin! priro.itch.io/rigmarole This one's gonna be a wild ride.

this sounds like a fake song they’d have on SVU

“sharia law!!!!” I hoot and holler before getting a lap dance at the pantheion club

the ilitches are some of the worst slumlords in Detroit - they buy up property and instead of doing anything with it they just let it sit and rot. also if you bring up the rosa parks shit it’s only half true www.blac.media/news-feature...

he’s never had hungry howie’s

HYOOOOOOO

I'm waiting.

sealing my servants inside my tomb if Mamdani wins

last month-ish grid

Toaran is the mascot of the Tokyo Sakura Tram. His head is a tram, and his body is the beautiful flowers blooming along the railway line.

🪩 been playing the new katamari damacy game, it’s nice 🪩 been playing fallout 4 for the first time because I am late to everything 🪩 got my letter read on the radio by my favorite singer 🪩 v6 finally on streaming 🪩 new A.B.C-Z album 🪩 A.B.C-Z penlight for this tour is a flip phone

Speaking of AI slop, here's something we can't unsee: Andrew Cuomo’s AI-generated attack ad against Zohran Mamdani that features a pregnant bill in the style of Schoolhouse Rock. "The ad bears all the hallmarks of the sloppiest of AI trash."

I’ve come around on this and think every new president should just add their own bullshit to the WH campus. 2028 hockey rink and a water slide. 2032 south lawn gokart track and buy the Sinclair dinosaur. Make the treasury mint the giant penny from the batcave

fuck yes

cats are so dumb and I love every single one of them

lastfm Friday

Kyutoki-kun, a laid back water heater, is the mascot for Kinliser, who do water heating equipment. The kettle is called Yukan-kun.

Lions either need to get back to being losers or get a better merch designer because I’m so sick of seeing that UGLY gear around

I fucking hate going to the cider mill but my mom wanted to go so we’re here

i wrote about The Life of a Showgirl

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

I gotta say that the argument that bathrooms are sacred spaces for women somehow is the dumbest shit. I actually hate when people talk to me in the bathroom! do not acknowledge me after I’ve done my sinful business

I don't trust you enough to talk about that.

we need to have a conversation about how awful mainstream LGBTQ+ publications are for the most part

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don’t call yourself working class unless you look like this

god people pulling the "um, being anti-AI makes you a bigot" thing reminds me of thorne melcher crashing out over NFTs a few years back. it was fine to be anti- garbage tech back then and it's fine now, you can't trick me with word games lol

Facts for the Orange Cat: 1. most will be male 2. play boys 3. The 3 rascals 4. I can't pee properly! 5. eats a lot. 6. likes to pretend 7. makes a pitiful face. 8. always have big muscles 9. is the need for a female cat 10. big eggs

I’ve never been to chili’s

shit/ass