Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

One of my favorite orgs to donate to. If you don't want to shop but you love to knit/crochet/sew, they have needs that can be filled with those skills, too! friendsofpineridgereservation.org

The horrors persist, yet so do I.

Best one, tbh.

Happy Whale-iversary to all who celebrate! 🖖

Good fortune to you on this fine Caturday! "Tarot Cat" art by Elisabeth Alba ink, watercolor, acryla gouache

Ariel is a friend and her mother has stage 4 uterine cancer. She's not sure if her mother will make it past Thanksgiving and, as it happens so often in this country, medical bills are piling up. gofund.me/1904a8cb0

The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises

So anyway, the best thing I can do is tell y'all about it on social media. Check it out if you're so inclined, comment, share, just please don't be a jerk! I love and appreciate you! (2/2) buff.ly/RhbyWYo

"Crap. I forgot a pencil. Oh! There's a pen in the penis, can you grab it for me?" "...there's a what in the who now?"

whut

Load #1 went to the high school food pantry on Tuesday. Load #2 went to the county youth and family services on Thursday. I'm taking a long weekend off to recover and when I resurface, it's T'giving boxes and Xmas wishlists. And maybe tampons for the college.

Red Letter Date in the Annals of Science

"Relaxium" sounds like a church group trying to make an SNL sketch.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

Hallowe'en playlist Happy New Year, babies. <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIME...

Haiku is a good Way to find out which words you Pronounce differently.

#newjersey #autumn #allamuchy

I'm getting ready to head to an all day festival on a busted knee to see my kiddo march in their first parade. Also, because of these two things, I'm not going to be vending a pretty good live event that could have helped this month's bills. So please, share around! I appreciate you!

If you're planning to write a series, you should have 80% of it written before you publish the first book.

A rally against the construction of a proposed AI data center at 25th and Sherman in Indianapolis will be held on-site tonight at 6PM. Cant't make it? There will be a public meeting on Oct. 21 at the Frederick Douglass Family Center from 6 PM to 7:15 PM.

"I remember sky-- It was blue as ink. Or at least I think, I remember sky..."

Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.

First of all how dare you.

In celebration of World Octopus Day, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite cephalopod sightings, the glass octopus — Vitreledonella richardi filmed during a month-long #PhoenixIslandsCoral expedition in 2021.

[waking up]: oh what the fuck now

📸 Contrast

in rocky horror they really sell you on how incredible and orgasmic the time warp is right before revealing that it's like babys first line dance

The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

I'm woke and I'm farting

METAL FROM THE '00s: I am in a cage, a cage of girl feelings METAL FROM THE '80s: a pharaoh has cursed you, your shit is fucked now

The CVS pharmacist who did my shots three weeks ago didn't even ask for my ID when I got there. GO GET YOUR VAX!!!

PLEASE TURN OFF OUTDOOR FANS AT NIGHT! Fans can injure or kill bats. This California leaf-nosed bat has some head trauma from a fan run-in. Please keep any outdoor fans off all night even if they don't have lights. 🦇 #bats #arizona #wildanimals #cuteanimals #wildlife

Cryptid Fashion Month: The Afterparty. Day 2 Flatwoods Monster

Character Bios!

They grow up so fast! Yolo has lost his floofy baby pantaloons and almost all his baby fluff now. It will take him about 4-5 years to get his full, bright, adult king vulture colors but he looks different almost every day! 🪶 #lovevultures

~A Grand Haunting~📚🏚️ October's 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘰𝘯 pattern reveal 👻💚 This spooky boy has finally been made into a pattern (after many years of sitting in my WIP folder) he got a little revamp and voila!! This pattern is available for $6+ tiers www.patreon.com/StitchSprout #spookyseason #crossstitch

Your month, your duo!

squad goals

I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

New on the square! (I am 95% finished with my previous new start, I'm trying to decide if I want to stitch the framing design or leave it.)

If you should rise from Nowhere up to Somewhere, From being No one up to being Someone, Be sure to keep repeating to yourself You owe it to an arbitrary god Whose mercy to you rather than to others Won’t bear to critical examination. ~~Robert Frost

"Sometimes it makes me sad, though. Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright." SMC 12/4/1972 - 9/21/2021 Aakattsinootsiiyo'p, nitákkaawa. (If you are able, please consider letting your organs stay here: donatelife.net)

The P+ app is once again doing the thing where the closed captions keep appearing in different languages - sometimes changing by episode. This one's captions are in German, and it translated "RenFaire types" as "Mittelalter Freaks", and that makes it even funnier, in my opinion.