I’m glad Disney/ABC made the right decision and brought @jimmykimmel.com back!

I’m so fucking tired of this repugnant asshole. What an embarrassment for our country.

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The algorithm has now, inexplicably, shifted to Apple Watch bands. I’m not in the market for a new Apple Watch nor any new bands. Thanks, though… 🤷‍♂️

I need to inform the algorithm that I’ve already purchased TWO cases for my new iPhone 17 Pro, so I no longer need eleventy-two thousand ads for OTHER case options. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Not only is the Caramel Apple Empanada back at @tacobell.bsky.social, take a look at that iconic icon! #TacoBell #Empanada

if you want to migrate from the 📌 feed over to the proper Saved Posts, try this little tool we cooked up:

My resume is my mistakes they can trust me never to do again

I called my local Costco yesterday to check on #Novavax availability. They confirmed they will get it but don’t have an ETA yet. Today I see their vaccine page is updated to reflect that. I plan to check for appointments every few days and schedule it as soon as I can! www.costco.com/adult-immuni...

1/ This week, House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer demanded that the Wikimedia Foundation hand over information on editorial policies & individual contributors to help the committee investigate "propaganda" on Wikipedia. These demands are offensive to 1st Amendment values

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Give us a break. The only action you guys have taken is to weaken gun laws, allowing scores of criminals to get guns; shut down funding for anti-violence programs in our cities; close the Office of Gun Violence Prevention. You've taken action - and it's gotten people killed.

Of course it was Melton and Harding who wanted to remove the DEI references. Glad to see their motion failed.

The absolute incompetence and negligence of this administration is astounding. I can’t believe they would have been using a printer in a hotel business center to begin with, much less leaving printed documents behind. Wow. Just… wow… 😡

No cheating, post your Lock Screen

I got the rectangular grid on Instagram earlier this week and today I installed the public iOS 26 beta. My digital world is descending into chaos.

You can have your castles. I’ll take this icon any day. #Epcot #SpaceshipEarth #ThankThePhoenicians

If you love the smell of standing in this spot, we can be friends #Epcot #SpaceshipEarth #ThankThePhoenicians @disneyparks.bsky.social

A connection at #O’Hare without going through the neon tunnel? Not even the iconic concourse from Home Alone 2?Like, what’s the point?! Do better, United! 🤣 #ORD #UnitedAirlines

Bye bye @paramountplus.com 👋

I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.' Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...

How do we feel about #AppleCare on a new iPad (iPad Air M3, FWIW)? I’ve always had it on my iPhone as part of the iPhone Upgrade Program, but never on an iPad. I have the iPad in a folio case, so I don’t feel like it’s particularly necessary, except for MAYBE the battery coverage. Thoughts?

Legit thought all of these headlines about a fire at the Tomorrowland stage were referring to one of the Disney parks.

Does anyone test anything anymore? 😣

Seriously, why does this Apple ID prompt in the App Store not allow for password autofill?! Can anyone running the iOS 26 beta check if they’ve finally fixed it?

Great Les Misérables appreciation essay at @thebulwark.com by @tracinski.bsky.social. It is always a good time to love on Les Mis, but President Thénardier getting caught by a reporter not knowing the difference between Valjean and Javert is particularly apposite.

Oh, I see what you did there… #Strands #477 “Breaking up the band” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

Post a picture of when your pet was little

Estimated protesters today: 5 million WaPo: "thousands of Americans" Estimated parade crowd: 100,000 WaPo: "cheering crowds" A reader who missed both might reasonably conclude they involved roughly the same number of people.

Can I move to NYC just to vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social?

Hi, I’m unable to answer your call right now. If you’d like to leave a message, please hang up and text me like I told you before

Ouch. Sadly accurate.

Declaration of Independence, Grievance #16-19: "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world" "For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent" "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury" "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"

Declaration of Independence, Grievance #11: "He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures."

📄 NEW: Mass media is pushing the false narrative that Musk has 'left' government to focus on his companies. But the reality is that Musk fronts a cartel of related and accelerating interests. My latest. america2.news/musk-isnt-go...

The article was great, but where Rolling Stone really hit it out of the park was choosing THIS picture to go with it! (For Alt users, it's the one of Crazy Donald's Discount Teslas car push outside the White House) TnT www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

An absolute waste of money and resources to stroke the fragile ego of an incredibly sad, pathetic excuse for a “leader” 🤬

Always great stuff from @scott.hanselman.com and @markrussinovich.bsky.social but I especially appreciated this exchange: “I type at 100 words per minute, but 90 of it is backspace” 😂 “About 50% of the characters I enter are backspace” 🤣

Here’s an idea: quit trying to stall something voters approved 3 years ago 😡

To the person who comes up with the stupidest purple categories for NYT Connections: I just wanna talk…

So ok, here’s the deal. We’ve been skating on the fact that we had a massive summer wave last year, one of the biggest we’ve *ever* had. Since then, no new strain really took over, so people who got sick last year have been coasting on limited immunity to that strain. That’s about to change.

It’s long past time for you to burn your Twitter account like I did. www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

There is no safe and valid business reason for AI video generation with sound other than for misinformation. Similar to when they cloned Dolly the Sheep and the world decided that human cloning wasn't cool. Folks need to decide this isn't cool.

Well, at least there’s a good explanation! 🫠 🫨

I love that John Ewing beating Mean Jean in the Omaha mayoral election is helping me find some Omaha peeps to follow! 🦋

Don’t let the door hit ya, Mean Jean

This is one of the issues on the ballot today in Omaha. Holy run-on sentence, Batman! I definitely had to read that a few times. And now I also need to go research what the current rule is. 😬

1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier

I have a beef with one of the green answers, and no, it’s not the typically controversial one. 🤨 Connections Puzzle #702 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪