Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?

Anyway I'm gonna celebrate missing STAPLE by taking 20% off everything in my store through Monday night. Discount applies automatically at checkout. Games, stickers, keychains, whatever! "Dice Trays" still free if you spend $20+, just add it to the cart. bannerless.games/shop

1st game: AD&D first ed Last game: D&D fifth ed Longest game: probably D&D fifth ed Favorite game: Unknown Armies Favorite mechanic: Wraith the Oblivion Favorite art: Stephanie Hans on DIE, Josh Timbrook on first ed World of Darkness, and the funny art in the AD&D first ed DMG

If I owned a McDonald's franchise, I would eliminate one of the methods of ordering. Doesn't matter which, drive through, mobile or walk-up. I think that would allow the workers there to focus enough on cooking and fulfilling orders at the remaining two methods.

In the past I've not minded paying more for a Qdoba burrito since I'm also getting a hefty bag of tortilla chips and a healthy ramekin of salsa. Today's bag of chips:

Emailed my senators to let them know we're holding them accountable if any atrocities are committed while they do nothing. This administration has made me so paranoid I'm wondering what they gain by making us think they'll use nuclear weapons. The relief of no nukes leads to reduced demands?

Everyone is dogpiling this dumb guy for yelling about leaving bluski, and I'm just sitting here wondering which block list he's on

hmm

What's funnier, Trump dying on April Fools Day and everyone not sharing the news because it must be an April Fools prank, Or A "Trump died" April Fools prank reaches Trump who works himself into an aneurysm over people celebrating his death, indirectly causing his death

If someone I'd never heard of said they were running for president on the following platform, I'd knock on doors and give them all the money in my wallet - eliminate the social security contribution ceiling - billionaire wealth tax - Medicare for all...

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What the fuck github

NASA might have been the coolest organization on planet earth — a real life/larger than life organization that the smartest people in the world respected, kids dreamed their whole life of working for, & even Hollywood couldn’t make larger than it already was. So of course Trump ruined it in a year.

Kurt Warner Cheered On By Wire-Haired Man-Goblin - The Onion I honestly could not tell you why this has stuck with me for as long as it has.

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

It cannot be overstated how weird & groundbreaking THE MAXX was upon release. It was this crazy culture grenade, bridging the Venn diagram between mainstream comics & Alt (not indie) comics. In an era of anti-heroes, The Maxx satirized that, redefining what mainstream comics could be. RIP Sam Kieth.

[attended a small liberal arts college in the late 90s] Yeah I was in the shit

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

Brand new and just for you: Outside Brain. Listen to this preview The World Is to Dig. Full album lands April 14. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VE9...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Do you have a favorite final shot of a film?

Post a vampire who is not Dracula

Dear members of the Senate: if you vote to confirm Mullin to run DHS, people should absolutely hold you personally responsible for every atrocity ICE and CBP carry out under his leadership.

Americans are being sent to die in Iran by men who don’t even have the courage to say, “Uh, thank you, Mr. President, but I wear a size 9 shoe.”

I think I said "what the actual fuck" out loud at my desk when I watched this, and I don't know which of my colleagues I should apologize to

OK, did you read my story AFTER THE COPS? gregstolze.com/downloads/after… It’s SF, I guess, though it doesn’t demand any innovation other than “radical police reform.” You can get it at that link as Pay What You Want (which could be free). 1/2

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

A woman sneezed in the next seat over on the subway tonight. I said "bless you" without looking up from my phone. A few seconds later she says, quietly but loud enough, "oh, so no bless you? That's fine, we're not humans or anything"

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

Did two rounds of shoveling last night, one more this morning. 6-8 inches this morning, maybe 3 last night? It'll snow through to this afternoon according to the forecast.

Connections called Bloom County and the Far Side "classic" comic strips and my girlfriend and I began angrily swearing

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2026 basically

"In the context of each crisis anything possible becomes permissible and everything permissible becomes imperative." @mikeduncan.bsky.social, regarding the breakdown of comity in the Roman Republic.

Roses are red Violets are violet Tautological constructs Are tautological

RIP Reg E. Cathey. "I wish I was still at the newspaper so I could write on this mess. It's too fuckin' good." Portrait by @bsienk.bsky.social

right on sis, you don't need to tuck for these fools

Nancy 2/3/26, Nancy Visits Philadelphia: The Epilogue

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What Big Game (tm) are you watching today? Incorrect answers only.

Hero Initiative is helping writer Mike W. Barr through a series of health problems. If you'd like to contribute directly to Mike as well, go HERE: www.gofundme.com/f/rally-for-...

Sometimes you don't want a whole turkey. Maybe even a sandwich is more than you want just now. Quench your thirst for Thanksgiving dinner with our new...

Every American needs to watch this:

Remember to have a lot of money and an ideal endocrine system, like T-Rex. qwantz.com/index.php?co...