Batchelor Knight on BBC iPlayer in the background, I wonder if Bowie ever saw this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAZY...

Reposting this with alt text on the advice of the excellent @catvincent.bsky.social. Repost at will!

I love mushrooms - like, what are they? Funky lil dudes with a million genders who defy all categorisation, taste delicious, and sometimes kill you horribly? Amazing. I'm so on board. Tell me more.

As I was saying…

IT'S HERE. I am legit overjoyed to be unleashing this shit on the world: Origin Story Season 7 has arrived. For the first time, we're doing an entire season as one story. This is the history of socialism, from the French Revolution to the fall of the Berlin Wall linktr.ee/originstoryp...

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

1. Sinclair, which owns dozens of ABC affiliates, played a key role in forcing Jimmy Kimmel off the air. Sinclair's "news desk" then produced a special on Charlie Kirk, which was supposed to air during Kimmel's time slot It presents Kirk as a prophet

Honestly, happens to the best of us

I have successfully completed a tatting project! Not well, but completed! *Kicks large pile of failures out of shot

The cats have been outside for a whole afternoon. They sat on the car ALL AFTERNOON. Don't talk to them about suffering. They know suffering.

I have to speak my truth: you can't call Zack Polanski "Hypnoboobs" Calling him "Hypnotits" is funny because it's a reference to the fact that he once claimed hypnosis can make breasts bigger and, crucially, it sounds like "hypnosis" "Hypnoboobs" does not sound like it, it doesn't work Thank you

A surprising number of people seem to regard Nazism as an understandable and natural reaction to heavy eye makeup.

When we warned about authoritarianism-canceling two of the four late night hosts because Trump doesn’t like them, that’s what we meant.

Goodnight, I’m hoping to wake up to a slew of posts from anti-woke “comedians” who have spent years complaining about cancel culture and the oppression of free speech, defending Kimmel and condemning the F.C.C. Unless it was only an issue when you wanted to make jokes about the trans community?

I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once. I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.

I wrote something about feeling like a guest in a country that is my home. bestforbritain.substack.com/p/my-place-o...

A small story for you, Bluesky, in my occasional series of Things that Happen in London. So my daughter (just turned 17) and two friends were on a late train the other night. Also present: an exceedingly drunk lady returning from Taylor Swift, snoozing in the opposite seat. /1

Far too much of my inner monologue contains references and quotes from Innerspace, a 80's Dennis Quaid/Martin Short odd couple sci-fi comedy. I don't think anyone else remembers it, but I can recite whole scenes.

Another reporter fired JUST FOR ACCURATELY REPORTING WHAT CHARLIE KIRK SAID. They want that guy elevated to sainthood not because of what he did but DESPITE it. This shit is as fixed as wrestling.

Thank you! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #charityvideo

I don't know how to explain to people that decrying right wing lies in one post is kinda devalued when the next post is circulating left wing lies. Check your sources, even if you like the message.

Shadow keeps trying to steal my lace thread so I threw him some offcut stuff. It landed on his head and there was much fun kitty break dancing as he tried to get it off. Toothless was right there, watching so I threw some to her too and this happened. #Caturday

luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.

The modern history of assassinations and attempted assassinations is dominated by weirdos with incoherent politics and a thirst for violence and attention. There may well turn out to have been a clear political agenda but there's no reason to assume one at this stage

I am grateful for all the love coming my way. I relish it with my mind and feel it in my heart. But fear is a much older critter. It lives in the gut and won't listen. The only other time I felt this way was when de Menezes was shot. The response is Pavlovian. I've not run for a train since. Can't.

I need you to understand what this country feels like right now for those of us who look different. I'm sitting here, trying to plan for Saturday, make sure I don't even need to go to the corner shop for milk, like it's Christmas Day or lockdown. Why? Because I live near where Yaxley-Lennon will 1/

This is * chef’s kiss *

this is called "doing a streeting" which is to position yourself firmly on the wrong side of an issue for no reason and to no one's benefit

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

"ok, I kinda know what I'm doing with bobbin lace now, so let's have a look at tatting..." That thought should have come with a bolt of lightning and a ominous chord. Fuck me, flipping knots.

QUALITY CONTROL TEAM 🚨😺🚨 #caturday

Wearing my @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social Nostromo shirt to the Alien/Aliens double bill. And you can't stop me

Aberdeen Woman Personally Attacked By Whatsapp

You have to be thick as a brick to welcome transphobes into your new left-wing party. This is basic stuff

When someone tells you who they are believe them. Except apparently, if they told you they were a crank who could hypnotize your boobs bigger, that's just youthful exuberance and can be ignored. This country.

It’s “Team by team reporters, baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped, Look at that low playing, fine, then

Pay this man! He cannot produce S2 on my support alone and the world needs S2. Have you seen the world lately? We NEED S2.

No you are not Keir, because that would make you a flagpole and they have a purpose.

Two tentacle pots still available and some tentacle cups www.roseschmits.com

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

He has writers block again. #blackcats #cats

"It's just an existence, to be a showman," he said, describing touring with their carousel rides, games and attractions – known in Scotland as "the shows". -per BBC article. Petty rant - No they're not. I've only heard them referred to as that by Glasgow people. Scotland is not a monoculture.

we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near