My favorite sign so far #nokings #portland #nokingspdx

Work Friend: I finished OFMD this weekend. Me: *reaching out to cup her hand in mine* …and? WF: I loved it! I want to watch it again! Me: Watch it. Watch it again. Watch it a million times. Let the pirate brain rot consume you. Join me in this madness.

Rhys in Indianapolis crew 🍊🏴‍☠️💙💜

Previously I stated if I ever sat front row at a Rhys Darby show I would expire and tonight was that night. Here lies Megan. She fangirled too close to the sun.

Delightful night in the Lou seeing @rhysiedarby.bsky.social and expanding @wrigglemania.bsky.social’s lexicon when it comes to badges/buttons/pins/flair. Thanks for the laughs and coming back to the Midwest! 💕

If you’re going to be at Rhys’ 7:15 show tonight in St. Louis come say hi to me! I have seven sticker designs I’ll be sharing with fellow pirates! 🏴‍☠️ 💕

Driving 4 hours (round trip) to see Rhys in St. Louis tonight and then again in Indy on Saturday. I should get caught up on podcasts but I’d rather listen to a podfic. Drop your recommendations! Completed ones only please! I’m not good at WIPs.

I’ve now convinced a 5th person to watch #OFMD. She texted me tonight to tell me she’s on Season 1 Episode 3 and is dying laughing then asked “why is Blackbeard so hot?” I said, “GIRL, don’t get me started. Idk how it’s legal to that beautiful. Just wait until Season 2.”

Stede is the manic pixie dream guy btw 🦄

I’m the first two-time winner of my Big Brother Draft! CHAMPERS!? 🍾 🎉 💵 #BB27 #BigBrother27

Every other year I chaperone an international trip. This summer we went to Italy. In 2027, we’re going to to AoNZ and Australia after I soft launched the idea over the last year. Proof that being a squeaky wheel works. Keep squeaking, friends! 🏴‍☠️ 💕

'Infodumping' is out, 'Autism Announcement' is in.

Reserve your good faith only for those who deserve it

I need Rhys Darby to drive me around AoNZ telling me facts

who even was i before our flag means death

Don’t cry. Fight like hell. Be funny as hell while you do it. Be kind as hell while you’re funny as hell while you’re fighting like hell. We’ll win.

Why flirt when I can pine, why seduce when I can yearn, why romance when I can annoy

Omg, it’s here! The way you can SEE the level of attention, care, and customization that went into this is astonishing! I squealed with excitement when it arrived and cackled in delight at the quote included with my floss!! Thank you soooo much, @thesearethekids.bsky.social! #sewlikethewind 💕🪡 ✨🏴‍☠️

totally normal behavior to keep a wedding cake topper because it reminds you of your ex and paint the other one to resemble you, he was doing just fine

Hi all! I have added a few fabric squares to my Kofi feat. the fabric from my OFMD embroidery kit. These are £3.50 for smaller squares (cut closer to the edge than I'd like but nothing wrong with them) and £5 for A-grade fabric! I ship worldwide including US (soon)🧡 ko-fi.com/s/1d13eaab92

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I just checked the tracking on my OFMD Embroidery Kit from @thesearethekids.bsky.social to see that it cleared customs this morning and is scheduled to arrive on Thursday! I can't wait to get started on it! 🧵 💕 ✨

i love fanfic i love fanart i love video edits i love gifs i love fandom

*a single wistful honk in the distance*

"I reckon what makes Meg happy is... them." 💖💕🏴‍☠️

why can't one be a haunting presence AND a whole traveling circus?

Girl, how are you?

We had the numbers. Still do.

Just a little boost! Coming to Indianapolis to see Rhys Darby? Wanna try and arrange meeting up with pirate pals or a friend to sit with at the show? Join this discord! Share it on! discord.gg/tEmpxE2J

Liking something a normal amount is weak. Have you tried making a television show or moment in pop culture your entire personality? 10/10. Would recommend.

"Do you want to do something weird?" #ofmd

And we always will. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

when you have a lil treat to try and forget the horrors

And now I can’t sleep. 👁️ 👄 👁️

I’m a glutton for punishment. Will someone please drop me the auction link so I can scream with the rest of you? 👁️ 👄 👁️ 👉🏻👈🏻

If you’re hot they’re hot, bring your Meghans inside

Me collecting step-dad Ed fics, vampire AUs, Ed meeting Mary and the Bonnets fics, enemies to lovers fics, omegaverse fics, time skips and time travel AUs, angst with happy ending fics, sub Ed, Dom Ed fics, childhood friends to lovers fics, pretty much any fic with Ed and Stede falling in love

i just think that tv shows making people use a different accent when they have a perfectly good kiwi accent should be a punishable offense

Why haven’t Anne and I done this sooner!?

Big Brother is a complex game of social strategy. Also Big Brother: #BB27

I unapologetically and irrevocably love Our Flag Means Death. #OFMD #LongLiveOFMD

Yis.

I love crying about Edward Teach

Closing today at 8pm UK time 🧵🪡🤍

Hopped on YouTube this morning and this Flight of the Conchords video I had never seen before was recommended to me! And before it was over I wondered if @pogonr.bsky.social has a sloppy kiss between Terry and Murray because I think it would heal me.

Middle aged blonde funny man doing something to my brain so that I sign up to a streaming service I don't care about to watch a show I don't care about just to see him on screen for a few minutes

CHECK OUT THIS FABULOUS BOOTY IM HAWKING!

guess i'm a fish

They're the furthest thing from me mind, that's why I've got the telescope.