Only #Kiwis will get this. If you're not from #NewZealand I'm sorry, you're really missing out...

Really here for America as its ‘eat the rich’ era moves from discourse to 1st course.

However you feel about it, we have officially reached the following point on the late stage capitalism timeline.: ‘A vigilante delivers the head of an aristocrat to the poor and the poor applaud and ask for another one’ Lawless candidate. Lawless people. Stay safe.

Christmas came early last night! Got to see the amazing @rhysiedarby.bsky.social and @wrigglemania.bsky.social at Largo at the Coronet. I grew up in the Fairfax area so it was quite surreal. There was even a special appearance and baked treats from Kiwi Santa. My cup is full!

Cheers dude! Portland was so awesome. Such a savvy crowd, I feel really lucky I got to be unserious with y’all for a bit.

Thanks for coming out! Rhys fans are so fun. Always prepared to be unserious and have a laugh! Feel really lucky to be able to be silly with y’all for a while.

Hi blue sky. I’m here now. See you in Portland tonight with @rhysiedarby.bsky.social