@hobbesq.bolasgang.com Process of elimination.

Another part of me thinks I should stop collecting new hobbies and finish this damn WIP I've been writing for 4 years lol

Started learning to draw on my tablet, thinking about posting what I've got so far but idk 🤷‍♀️ #digitalart #beginner #sketches

@katcorbett.bsky.social on the radio: Are you a Dead Head? Me, frantically: YES!!

I need to know the name of the new pope so badly, I'm like vibrating with anticipation and if this goes on much longer I'll start foaming at the mouth. A new English king and a new pope in the same decade is a really exciting time to specialize in religion in Western Europe.

RFK Jr blames diet, lifestyle & vaccines for chronic illness. Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military. Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc. It’s eugenics

My brain after the phone autocorrected #Legolas to #Legoland

Tom says "I don't care what you watch, as long as it's about me."

@nerdclub.bsky.social check it out, nerds, I got my winter youtube recap. Look who was my number 5!

The Simpsons "do it for her" picture but it's just a screenshot of my Duolingo friend streaks and that fucking owl

Bring back Saxon names. In a few years I want to be teaching little Ælfgifu and her brother Æthelred.

Okay, but Taco didn't have to go so hard on #PuttingOnTheRitz but he did and he did it for us. And I think that's beautiful. #80smusic

I hold my tongue bc I want to be nice. My facial expression screams at people because I'm actually a bitch.

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

I think the worst part of Christmas is all the people we've lost and their ghosts floating around us. I can handle the ghosts of the dead, but the ghosts of the living are the real problem.

“Well to be fair—“ Why? Be ferocious and let others clean up after your indiscriminate mayhem.

Me to a professionally trained soprano during #TheMessiahsingalong "This is not the easiest sight read" 🤣🤣

The only unsolvable problem is a lack of money. Unfortunately that’s the one I have.

#RestInPeace #LiamPayne #OneDirection 😔🙏🏻💔🕯🌈🧔‍♂️ My condolences to your family.

REST IN PEACE LIAM🖤😢💔 #LiamPayne #OneDirection #1D

Tragic news. My heart goes out to his family and friends. Bandmates Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik must be devastated. The 1D reunion must now live on in our dreams. RIP, Liam 🙏 #OneDirection #LiamPayne

Suddenly it feels like I'm 19 again. When the boys and getting through college were all that mattered. When I had a bad day I could throw on Spotify and listen to #upallnight and #takemehome on repeat. Bc when no one else was there #OneDirection was. RIP Liam. You'll be forever missed.

I don't usually engage in the social aspects of phone games, but #SuitU has the sweetest community! And it seems like a decent range of ages in players, like I'm not just the old lady hanging with the kids. And the outfits I can make are actually absurd. In a good way.

I've been so into asoiaf youtube and reddit for so long that I always think grwm says grrm 😅

Help a friend afford their meds? Proofreading services coming soon, keep an eye out. ko-fi.com/neongenesise...

"I don't do anal bc I have an addictive personality" is the funniest justification I've ever heard a straight man use

Glad to know I'm not the only one with that feeling.

oh my god look at these guys

Hugo Weaving, casually breaking my heart 💔 nbd.

*shrugs* I mean, it's just true

Bristol being Bristol #drinkciderbeatnazis

Instead of building tiny homes to rent to the homeless and low income, why don't we just use the tens of thousands of empty new builds that no one can afford?? I know it's not that simple, but it's not an impossible task.

some of the most pissed off i've ever been is when i learned how much horsepower a horse has. spoiler: it is not "one"

BREAKING: The Justice Department has been found dead of a mysterious illness that came on suddenly

Fagan is correct that McDonald is a beast of a singer. But frankly, I think he needs to consider how much we #SteelyDan mega fans appreciate his own contributions to the music and recognize that we might not have gotten #TheDoobieBrothers if he had his way americansongwriter.com/donald-fagen...

"Sneklace" via r/Goblincore (u/Yulvena) #Alt4Me Link: www.reddit.com/r/goblincore...

If you enjoy Neil’s work, give Dead Boy Detectives a watch so Netflix doesnt give up on it. It’s got everything: sexy talking cats. Abusive demon exes. An anime girl who emits colorful butterflies. Gruesome ghost murders

"I made my life out of grudges when I saw the odds placed against me" I really get that in a way that makes me sick to my stomach

Zzzz

All hail Smudge, the great Soul Devourer

Smudge, having just devoured the soul of yet another piteous fool who had opposed him

In 2004, Jeeves of AskJeeves fame was a Macy's parade float, a feat that Google was never able to replicate

If the Times continues to have quality pieces and letters to the editor like this I'll have to resubscribe. Was very impressed with the discussion around #medicalethics and the reminder that it's not just a problem in medicine, it's rampant in business too www.nytimes.com/2024/05/14/o...

My favorite part of my job is negotiating with 8-year-olds. It's like. You and I both know you don't need this tutoring AND they put you in the wrong section. Just pick a book, child, Epic has so many to choose from and my patience won't last long. #EduSky #giftedkids #earlyreadingintervention

Damn, friend is missing out. Name a popular fandom and I'm sure I could rec something fabulous and disgusting.

Sometimes I miss Twitter stuff like people explaining Beatles songs to *checks notes* Paul McCartney.

Google's done it. They've finally learned. I accidentally typed "ducking" and I don't need to tell you what it autocorrected to. Finally. After years of never talking about ducks.