Masterful gambit mister president.

"Consume our slop and shut the fuck up" may as well be the modern corporate motto.

Imagine having this amount of contempt for the fans of your product. "Consume our slop and shut the fuck up."

If you work for the New York Times you are a transphobe. I don't care if you have lots of trans friends. You work for a powerful organization that explicitly uses its' power to endanger trans people and especially trans children. You are doing this intentionally and knowingly.

A bizarre trend in mainstream coverage of "trans issues" is strongly implying that absolutely massive numbers of professionals are committing gross malpractice and conspiring to cover it up, and then getting very indignant if anyone points out that's what they're doing.

So THAT'S why they call them breaking balls.

I think it's very important that I be allowed to watch the show made by the lady funding a trans genocide and not only that, everyone should tell me I'm a good ally for doing it. This is important because I can't just watch it quietly and not tell people about it.

One way to explain it to centrists is, instead of killing 100 innocent schoolchildren, what if they had used your tax dollars to feed those 100 kids steak without checking if they were poor? A bomb is like a really, really expensive steak. Maybe even worse.

Judge, Skenes, Webb all eating shit on Opening Day. The Curse of Team USA is in effect

This random caller has more balls than any Dem in the Senate. They should be screaming this every day.

As we hear about the government's plans to perform total extermination in Latin America I can't wait to hear from Chuck Schumer about how the worst part of this is they didn't get his rubber stamp first.

Anyway. I have long argued that Eminem is Mario and Kid Rock is Wario (septic and libertarian), but by the same token Macklemore is Eminem's Luigi - the diminished, more dreamy, more cowardly, but more human version. The Waluigi is Machine Gun Kelly

rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life

hey if "the economy" is completely decoupled from the welfare of the people, WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THE ECONOMY

Once more stating for the weirdos who assume since I'm a progressive that I must love Bernie. I don't give a fuck about that old bitch nor should anyone in year of our lord 2026.

“israel did 9/11” is like “aliens built the pyramids”, the product of a mind that cannot comprehend brown people achieving something on their own

Anyways here's: 1. Jeter looking sad as the USA loses to Korea in 2006 2. Jeter looking sad as the USA loses to Canada in 2006 3. Jeter looking sad as the USA loses to Mexico in 2006 4. Jeter looking sad as the USA loses to Japan in 2009

thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week

We are all Venezuelan on this blessed day.

when bigots say shit like "mass transition regret is inevitable" what they mean is that their goal is to make society so hostile to trans people that trans people decide to go back into the closet. thats why a bunch of terfs got all depressed when trans didn't go away after that supreme court ruling

The fact that so many people working in media truly believe that medical institutions are biased *in favor* of trans people is going to make my head explode

Having a hard time believing this ides of March story, you're telling me senators did something other than send out fundraising texts

I know things seem bad right now, but as a huge fan of boats getting stuck, I'm doing so great.

can this be a solution?

Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.

*reads label* "Nazi repellent" *looks inside* Nazi talking points

Worth noting that the NYT knows this, and has known this presumably for a long time, yet has spent far more energy "asking questions" about "the trans problem". They should not be trusted as a source.

Molto, and I cannot stress this enough, Bene

It's amazing how Dems are so fucking determined to make the weak and unpopular decision every single time. They look at polls saying voters think they're too weak and go "oh we can be weaker!"

"Your honor we made a real oopsie doopsie. Twice."

Wow! You've completely turned me around! Knowing that the monster that slaughtered a million people thought Kamala was a good person to endorse makes me feel great about her!

This Planter guy really is the final boss of "vote blue no matter who" isn't he? "Yes he's a Nazi with Nazi tattoos who hangs out with Nazis and goes on Nazi podcasts which he claims to be a big fan of, but! Have you considered that besides that he's an unimpressive white dude who sucks?"

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

Collaborators get the same wall as fascists.

Now I've been told many times, very angrily, that the Dems are the good guys and it's silly to suggest otherwise. Yet there are 200-something Dems in the House so the math here doesn't seem to add up. Curious!

Weird they were all guests on gavin newsom’s podcast

our society belched him forth, slathered him in gold and rubies, made him a star for decades and elected him twice to rule over us. you can split hairs all you want about who bears that blame, but our society produced, molded, and rewarded him and many many many like him

if you expect a quick end to the iranian regime just because its leadership was decapitated you may be disappointed. like imagine if the situation were reversed and america's supreme leader and defense secretary had been killed. that's right, go ahead, imagine it. think about it all day if you like.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Collaborators end up on the same wall as the fascists.

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

Wow man I'm really sorry that random nobody account wasn't polite enough to you! Good thing you pointed out to all your followers that this random trans person is a crazy bitch! That really proves that you're not transphobic dude!

The Question Joe Biden Keeps Asking: "(Unintelligible)?"

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment. If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

Trans people are my allies and if my government chooses to see them as an enemy than the government is my enemy as well. Fuck the state. Fuck the creep pedophiles that run shit. We will win and we will make a better world with them not in it, and some day we will laugh and dance on their graves.

I just want everyone who's ever argued with me about trans people in sports to know that this fucking shit happening in Kansas was always the next step. A whole group of people just had it made illegal to fucking drive. To live their lives. Fuck you if you ever tried bothsidesing with bigots.