My husband, repeatedly: “How can they do this? How can it be so precise??” SCIENCE. Publicly funded science.

I don’t like the way this is going.

Eric Idle is 83 today. Happy Birthday Mr. Idle! Thank you for the laughter! 🎉 youtube.com/watch?v=uAzw...

I can vouch for the authenticity of this post. This lady works at Cheetah’s in San Diego.

When the physical oil shortages start, I hope we start by banning gas-powered leaf blowers forever.

A U.S. Navy submarine torpedoed and sank the Iranian Navy frigate IRIS Dena off Sri Lanka Hegseth says it’s the first time a U.S. submarine has sunk an enemy warship since World War II.

People who choose the window seat on a plane, and then keep the shade closed the entire flight: WHYYYYY

It's exhausting living through an entire verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire" every day.

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

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In 1930s Germany Nazis sent brownshirts into left-leaning areas to trash property and instigate street fights. Then they would tell the press that only they could save Germany from "violent communists" and other dangerous leftists and restore order. I mention this for no reason at all. None at all.

Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.

*captures country's president after shock military op *announces government will be run by group of US appointees and oil barons *says occupation will be paid for by oil revenue from country *weapon stockpiles unsecured Welcome back, 2004

If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?

What, and I repeat myself, the fuck

Late night movements. Nothing urgent, just watchin'.

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.

Trump: I demolished the People’s House for my big beautiful ballroom paid for by my rich friends so we can throw lavish parties while millions starve without health care. Tonight… The People: Our turn, motherfucker.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

I was told there would be a handbasket

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

Scarborough fair fuckin sucks they got like 4 herbs

People living under fascism didn’t survive by giving up joy—they protected it. They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory. Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human. Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.

this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’

Well. Here we go.

Thousands in the streets of Santa Rosa CA #NoKings #SantaRosaCA

Tiny Guerneville, CA showed up!

after growing up in California i lived in some places where it's bad to be from California, so i downplayed that part of myself for a while. but this week has turned me back into a California evangelist. i'm Calimaxxing. certified Calihead. we got a fuckin' bear on our flag bro

THIS A UNITED STATES SENATOR ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA BEING PHYSICALLY SHOVED OUT OF A MEETING ABOUT WHAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS DOING TO THE BIGGEST CITY IN OUR STATE.

Bet all those people who said Suetonius was making shit up "because emperors didn't really act that way" are feeling pretty fucking stupid tonight

“The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil.” — Mon Mothma

I think the reason a lot of people are connecting with John Walker more than Sam Wilson is "depressed asshole with anger issues whose wife left him after he fucked up" kind of feels more true to the GWOT veteran experience than "noble dude who turned his tragic loss into helping other vets".

Every Monday I wake up, fully cognizant of the fact that the President took a perfectly healthy economy back behind the shed and shot it, and then I go about my job for the week like that didn’t happen because I have no control over it. It makes me feel ridiculous.

what if — hear me out — what if we just left katy perry up there

thinking about this today for no reason at all

If you use a speakerphone in public, I hope it spontaneously combusts in your pocket.

This song is a tribute to the 80s. No, not that 80s, the other 80s. Also, Riki Lindhome is a weird genius who should never change. youtu.be/xh8y-6Jf4nA

People bring ENTIRELY too much shit onto airplanes.

Is America great again yet?

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history