PPB Needs Public's Help Locating Missing Endangered Man northpeninsulareview.com/ppb-needs-pu... #PDX #Portland

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

BREAKING: I found a partial thesaurus sent by the New York Times to the staff for use in the headlines when reporting on Trump's administration.

Please don’t give your money to the NYT. They’re just awful.

I lost my job, there are no toys on the shelves, and the only hospital within 100 miles of my house just closed. But at least I know that now there won't be any non-binary characters on Paw Patrol.

Climate change turned our regular pineapple expresses into 𝐴𝘵𝑚𝘰𝑠𝘱ℎ𝘦𝑟𝘪𝑐 𝑅𝘪𝑣𝘦𝑟𝘴 and I don't like it.

Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart wrote "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" after the Tourists split, feeling like success might never come. Then the synths kicked in and everything changed.

Portland gossip at its finest.

In Portland, things are just a wee bit fishy at the moment.

In Portland, things are just a wee bit fishy at the moment.

Portland gossip at its finest.

i just scream my newsletter into my pillow

This is the only news story

Can’t wear my bell-bottoms anymore -- they kept getting caught in my chain

Portland's got a new City Hall boss. Why he left his last gig is an interesting question.

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Portland's got a new City Hall boss. Why he left his last gig is an interesting question.

The hell-freeze watch begins in Oregon...

excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,

A.I. makes life easier... until it doesn't.

we’re taking the best naps, naps on levels never seen before

The president dozed off so frequently during his big televised ass-kiss meeting today, Jake Tapper may have to write three more books about Biden.

Meet Kaikai, who has captured every heart at Kaluku. Daphne Sheldrick once said when orphans play, you know they've turned a corner. For Kaikai, who had a heart-breaking start to life, seeing her turn a wave “hello” into a game shows her recovery is well underway. Adopt her: www.swt.bio/kaikai

Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley

Everybody’s “stupid” now. He’s like an 11-year-old.

Coming soon to Oregon, some real tragedy.

Still working on the details of the lie….

This isn’t normal:

Everybody who works at Aritzia/Lululemon when I walk in

can you imagine just going through your day except you’re stevie nicks so you have to change capes every half hour

They're not hiding it, folks—straight up neo-Nazi advertising, from the font to the language to the 11 stars for the Confederacy. Then you have the DHS openly using white nationalist language of "remigrate", which means ethnic cleansing. This is who MAGA is now.

When a customer says to a normal business "I don't want this," that business has to either change course or die. When a customer says to Meta "I don't want this," Meta says "oh you just wait, we'll figure out some way to convince you that you indeed DO want this, plus, where else can you go?"

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

Jeff knows Portland and Oregon...

Jeff knows Portland and Oregon...

Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) ate his Thanksgiving dinner in: (A) Oregon (B) Washington, D.C. (C) New York City (D) Martha's Vineyard (E) The Hamptons

How very not like Portland: common sense!

Hey you know that thing where you scroll on your phone for like an hour just reading the worst shit imaginable what if instead it was being hollered at you by someone with an untreated personality disorder and a Sora 2 subscription

"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."

For the record, the turkeys Trump pardoned can still be charged with state crimes.

In order to get to peace in Ukraine, Trump will allow the Russian invaders to dictate a capitulation, and have his special envoy work with the Russians to present this as American diplomacy. The art of the deal. by Marc Thiessen

Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

RFK Jr looks like if you microwaved a salad

*shouting to a friend at a club* THIS HOUSE MUSIC MAKES ME WANT TO GO HOME