EVERY PALANTIR BIGWIG: i am evil. this is an evil company with expressly evil goals. EVERY PALANTIR EMPLOYEE: [eating the 24 dollar erowhon strawberry] anyone else get a weird feeling in the pit of their stomach when they go in to the office

I see my life as a railroad. Twists and turns, but a set line to one set destination. I will inevitably die, destitute and alone. Can't break off the path, can't switch tracks. All I have control over is the throttle. Sometimes I just wanna crank that shit. See how spectacularly I can crash.

www.youtube.com/shorts/Xo50L... Juniper Dev doing a Toad rendition of Careless Whisper will fix what ails you.

me leering at rotoscoped cartoon women at da club

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Palestine Action have WON their judicial review in the High Court! A massive victory for free speech, freedom of association and the right to protest. A massive defeat for the draconian attempts by Keir Starmer's government to curtail our fundamental rights.

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

evil bomberman of sadness and depression

If this is all it takes for it to be "over" for you then maybe you never should have been in the business to begin with.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

What's the odds, eh? www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...

I only saw this Beano picture from the other day and it should be Keir Starmer's legacy.

Commission work done for @dogemario12.bsky.social Tiffany makes a devastating blow to Morrigan #fanart #pixelart #spritework #anime #manga #Boxing #punchout #crt #CAPCOM

look it's like this

I love video games

Molumbo

you want it? it's yours, my friend #totk #botw #morshu

All my streams sound like this

You're telling me that Morgan McSweeney might lose his job and Wes Streeting might never be prime minister, because they were too close to Peter Mandelson? oh no that's terrible

why is his tie so short, and why isn't his jacket done up? Glad he managed to dress himself today.

OH DUDE I LOVE THE NEON WHITE SOUNDTRACK

Here we go again! 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 NES 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑 SNES 🌗🌑🌑🌑🌑 N64 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑 GameCube 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑 Wii 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Wii U 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑 Switch 🌗🌑🌑🌑🌑 Switch 2 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 GnW 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑 Game Boy 🌗🌑🌑🌑🌑 Virtual Boy 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑 Game Boy Color 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑 Game Boy Advance 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Nintendo DS 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Nintendo 3DS

Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

the murderest boy in the world. the most murder. fucking kill. local boy too kill to die

Any time people thrust toward a medical dictionary to reclassify wanting to have sex with minors, I think: it's probably useful that clinicians and experts have whatever detailed delineations they need to classify these things. But we regular Joes only need one, and paedo works absolutely fine.

free dril

In Mario Party, landing on a Bowser Space while having no coins or stars normally results in Bowser taking pity on the players' bad fortune and giving them free coins instead. However, there has sadly been a trend of Bowser becoming steadily less compassionate over time, as shown by this graph.

"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."

Here's some more

Not kidding by the way

as an American not subject to UK defamation law I can't believe the yacht JK Rowling personally commissioned was the main vehicle used to traffic children to Epstein Island

Incels: I need to pass on my genes! The genes:

My attachment to each Nintendo Franchise 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗 Earthbound 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Metroid 🌗🌑🌑🌑🌑 Star Fox 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑 Mario 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑 Rhythm Heaven 🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Warioware 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Kirby 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Donkey Kong 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pokémon 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 F-Zero 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Fire Emblem 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Zelda 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pikmin 🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Animal Crossing 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Splatoon 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Xenoblade

SMT Demons be like

We will never get another AAA MINMO or GODLLA: Size Is Problem because this type of work is first on the chopping block in the genAI era. Was checking about RE9, and found an interview with Capcom about using it to concept background/environmental objects. This is my favorite shit so it's tragic

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Common sense instead of self-defeating dogma. A refreshing change.

.... I'm sorry a fresh mashup album? From a masher I don't know? and it's all Earthbound w/ TMBG???? www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzHw...

Why is Farage so afraid to debate Zack Polanski. Could it be that he would be shown up for what he truly is? Stop hiding behind your public persona Nige, if you say you are fighting the greens, come out and do battle.

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

imagine being a qanon true believer right now, not a founder, just one of the people who fell for the grift and got completely pilled, and seeing you were *this fucking close* to having everything right and instead every ounce of your devotion went to making it so much worse

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.