Oh. oh no.

Munsters of the Midway!

Anyone want to place bets on the date when the roof/gutters at the unoccupied rental next door will give up the fight?

Please treat our treasured IP like trash

Approaching 2 hours now. Finally living up to their “Uniquely Twin Cities” branding.

Eh. I mean yes they’re probably doing it with bad intentions. But also Wisconsin has been charging me more for years for visiting their state parks with non-resident Minnesota plates.

What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make his way home? Just tryin' to make his way home Like a holy rolling stone Back up to heaven all alone Just tryin' to make his way home Nobody callin' on the phone 'Cept for the pope, maybe, in Rome

[years later, explaining U.S. history to my kids] "After all that, what was the thing that finally got them to invoke the 25th?" "After he started to get along with the socialist."

Always good to get some external validation for a parenting decision. Do not let your kids use roblox.

Watching the Badgers improbably hang with Indiana like

Northeast Minneapolis.

"Are you thinking about the Roman Empire again?" C'mon that's a ridiculous internet meme. I'm thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald.

The little cherry on top of the federal Dems ineptness is learning that certain corners of the DFL can’t stop/won’t stop quixotic primary runs at Ilhan. An ongoing titanic waste of money and time.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

Turns out Chauncey Billups’ biggest mistake was hooking up with the wrong mafia.

I know some of it is out of desperation but I think I’ve seen more reckless base running decisions in this game than I did the entire Brewers season, is this really what you all have been watching all year?

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

Uhh.

Watching how exciting this ALCS game 7 is, after watching the listless Brewers offense against the Dodgers.

Can we call them deplorables yet?

A diorama of power dynamics

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

I’ve been imagining how Bob Uecker would have called some of these #Brewers big plays, and for a few moments in my head it’s like he’s still calling the games.

*Between bouts of being waterboarded* Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)

The only thing that would ever actually be under siege in South Waterfront would be opening day if that neighborhood ever got a grocery store.

Antifa.

Sinclair/Nexstar earning richly deserved lessons on the Streisand Effect.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Would not have predicted that the most relevant class I ever took in college would end up being the history of Nazi Germany in the 1930s, but here we are.

Evergreen.

Like, I just want to post about videogame nonsense and my stupid soccer shenanigans and fun, happy stuff, but every time I look up it’s “The government has cancelled free speech” or “JD Vance jokes about murdering fishermen” or “Donald Trump has declared war on the moon” and I dunno man. Shit sucks.

Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin? TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?

It will never not be amazing to me that journalists and other people in positions of public influence willingly stay on a site that is being openly manipulated on every level by one of the worst human beings on Earth.

Finally watched Sinners. Masterpiece. Oscars are gonna have to get over any horror hangups because that is the definition of a best picture.

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

Was he an elected official? Member of government? Military? No? Is the death of any one private citizen sufficient justification to lower flags vs anyone else? What are we doing here. Also, the New York Yankees can fuck right off.

Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children

Weird, putting tariffs on construction materials and throwing day laborers in concentration camps should have solved the supply problem by now

Feeling old because I had to catch up to my kids for the first time on a cultural zeitgeist thing, but I have now seen Kpop Demon Hunters so I am once again cool and hip. (narrator: he was never cool or hip.)

Keep manifesting overnight bluesky — we can do this just like Packers internet got Micah Parsons traded.

Buncha crotchety (and let’s be honest, racist) old-ass Packer fans gonna have opinions about this.

Nice of the Packers to make themselves relevant in case the Brewers flame out again. I need all the distractions I can get from [gestures wildly around].

As kids return to school, another mass shooting has stolen young lives. Children shouldn’t fear their classrooms. Teachers shouldn’t risk their lives. Parents shouldn’t wonder if their kids will come home. We are the only country with more guns than people—and this is the devastating result.

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

Now this is a journalist who deserves respect.

A couple hundred people broke out into polite applause in the Miracle of Birth barn at the fair after the vets helped a mama cow deliver her calf today, and it was extremely wholesome. I also patted 2-day-old soft baby piglets. Would pat again.

Wish we could actually enjoy Calvin and Hobbes being referenced in an opinion by a Supreme Court justice.

I can’t believe Jacob Frey is the hill these people were willing to die on.