It’s the absolute tiniest credit he has but we once asked him to record a tiny little joke for us about a fake podcast he hosted with John, and he was not only game and charming, and not only acted the shit out of it, he came up with the tag at the end. (At 3:30) youtu.be/5xnZ_CeTqyM

This thing 🫴

that’s it, i’ve finally taken my best photo of all time 😅 (this chubster is an unapologetic beggar so don’t feel bad for him) 🧪🌍 #bird #birb

The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance. bsky.app/profile/pron...

If you have a ring camera, it is possible to return it and get a refund, and looking into doing so might be well worth your time. bsky.app/profile/tris...

Today I am on strike.

raise your hand if you are not, in fact, in the Epstein files

very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

The annoying thing about choosing a hospital facility for a test based on location is that you don't know until you get there whether you have to pay for parking or not. 🙄

I just googled something and went to a product website, looked around and didn't do anything else, and I got a marketing email from the company offering a discount for the item I looked at. That's fucked up, man.

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

This whole thread is a brilliant take down of noted sex predator, Neil Gaiman, bit this right here is the bottom line. Many men will believe some male rando over women with CVS long receipts. Fuck Neil Gaiman forever and a day.

My book is out!! Read about Drew and Ellis, a recovering workaholic and a recovering asshole who find love at a community volunteer group! It's got queers, it's got disability, it's got immigrants, and they spend the book working together and slowly becoming happier. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GKXFRXD5

please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

If you’re having a bad day, just know that this is *every* London Cineworld screening of Melania tonight. Lol

Someone just drove past my house with the bass boosted so loud on their car stereo that I could feel pressure in my eardrums. This is not helping my migraine. 😑

oh no (see next post in their thread for venmo)

this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming. no, those people shouldn’t get a break.

They went to Minnesota to rendition Somali-Americans because Donald Trump hates Ilhan Omar. That's really the extent of it. And they don't understand why nice white Minnesotans are putting their bodies and lives on the line. And so those white folks are just a bunch of ni-[CLANG] lovers to them.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

I ordered a storage rack for Gus's canned food, and it came with a full-size, nice quality screwdriver to put it together.

To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS: 1) put your phone in airplane mode 2) open TikTok and go to your profile 3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account 4) turn airplane mode off 5) delete your account Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this

Finally swept out the inch or so of leaves that accumulate on the floor of my covered parking space every year. Was able to rake/shovel them off to the side where they will hopefully not blow back in immediately once it gets windy.

I have now seen multiple groups who have taken it upon themselves/their social groups to re-create the historical signs that the federal gov't took down in Philly yesterday. The best way to get people to spread a message (especially in this anti-authority, fuck-you town), is to try to censor it.

Things are still up in the air with my Medicaid app (pending a review of documents), but I got a notification from the hospital system my doctors are in, and they're giving me full financial aid for this year! I can actually get the preventive services I haven't gotten in several years!!

We're looking for GenCon 2026 GMs! We won't be going ourselves, on account of the *fucking everything* right now. But if you're going, and fancy getting paid money to run multi-table games, please fill out this freelancer form. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Well deserved! But I'm also genuinely surprised to see the sweep from the Oscars. The real test is will they actually vote for Sinners (especially outside the trchnical and supporting categories) or is it performative allyship.

I’ve added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, so it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I always think is more interesting to see than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! www.rian-johnson.com/screenplays

For those outside the Twin Cities, the person posting this GoFundMe is a member of Minneapolis city council (and among the many locals doing absolutely heroic resistance to ICE), so it's legit.

LOL this timeline synchronicity:

I got paid millions of dollars to be an athlete in a locker room full of superhumans and this is flat out unreal. Wtf indeed.

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!

Maybe It Will Happen Today, a very Minnesota version of this wish, a thread. (Because we need this, okay.) 🧵 It all started with this simple one . . .

it feels necessary to say as loud as possible that ICE didn't exist when i was a kid and has no reason to exist now

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

It's less 'pulling the ladder up after you' than 'setting the ladder on fire' when you somehow think this shit is quirky or cool or funny and refuse to engage with the fact that it is obliterating the arts, including those you claim to love. Bechdel could have chosen to simply...not. Do. This.

We need to get those numbers up, folks. These are rookie numbers! We can do better!

I stopped using sticker mule absolute ages ago because of the owner’s bullshit. The owner is still on his bullshit, so if you use sticker mule, maybe don’t. StickerAPP is a good alternative, and also there’s most likely a local sticker printer near you (Sticker Ninja in Portland, for example).

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed.

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties. The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized. Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

As of right now, the murder's go fund me has raised over $757,000 dollars for his disgusting ass. The food bank is at $81,000. The food bank needs to come out on top. Give for good. Give for spite because there is no way that piece of shit should get anything at all, certainly not ten times as much.

BREAKING: CNN reports that antifa tricked ICE agents into crashing and destroying vehicle by painting a tunnel on a brick wall

lol lmao even

Love to be told my Medicaid application was rejected because they didn't receive documents by the deadline, when the "documents" are proof of lack of income. Like, I sent you my bank statements, what more do you want?! My old job to say "we're not paying her"??

It's almost time for an announcement! Sooooooon! Keep an eye on this space for updates!