Nah you're fine everyone already knows

The Onion, non-stop winning

Hey if you want to tell Out Magazine that this is likely going to cause AO3 authors to get doxxed and harassed and that they should pull this article down, write to their tip and editorial correction line, which is [email protected] which is their parent company's domain name.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT MAGAZINE NO NO NO

'Nova', 2023, acrylic on canvas. A gift for my niece when she was born. Gilded the trees and stars with glow in the dark paint. #ArtAdventCalendar

I was obsessed with wolves in middle school and I still love them now. Makes me sad to think that people are still pushing to get rid if them in the US

In the airport and at my gate! So glad I get to go home soon. Would be even more glad if there was actually any seating at this gate and I didn't have to stand for another half an hour.

The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 will go. Okay, sure.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

If you’ve posted one fanfic chapter, a weird drawing, or even a piece of commentary on something another human created, you’ve already contributed something that matters more than The Gray Oatmeal Of Average Ennui these soulless techbros are trying to force on us

All done with my parents' house for now and am at my aunt and uncle's house in Charlotte for a couple of days of family time. We got a lot of stuff done, but there's still probably two short(er) trips worth of stuff to do. I'm feeling okay about it, I think, though.

I use Vivaldi, which is an early chromium fork, if you're looking for a replacement that's good. You can change almost everything, even right click menus. It can use Chrome add-ons but also has native adblockers which work very well. No ads, no AI, no bullshit 😌

Beautiful remembrance by @stephenking.bsky.social.

ESQUIE MY BELOVED 😍😍😍

Welp, it finally happened: I got so used to dictating speech-to-text messages that I accidentally said "comma" out loud while leaving a voicemail. Unfortunately I have to talk to this person again, so I can't just walk into the sea never to return.

I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him

At the DMV to turn in my mom's license plate and I just heard a guy use the R word (referring to himself, but still). And people ask me why I don't want to move down here.

Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.

This entire weekend

This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

The people who named it "Tar-zhay" are the people you threw under the bus, you absolute fucking losers.

adding "...according to an average of all words ever posted to the internet including 4chan" to every chatbot-generated output like we used to add "...in bed" to fortune-cookie fortunes

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

Still chugging along with the house clean out. We've got a bunch of stuff ready to sell, but there's so much more still to go. I think I'll have to make some return trips over the next couple of months, but thankfully nothing as long as this one.

man's ultimate hubris, like one million little painful splinters, is believing man's hubris matters. nature inexorably drags life through mud and tempering fire. there's no escape from the perishing, but there are fast paced graphics and people made of vinyl. try Warframe today

reminder that companies pay attention to METRICS. installing this justifies further HP garbage, even if it's free, because it shows interest in the product. do not claim it. let HP die.

again and again we say this, but it's worth noticing every time. literally ANY other president, and this would be a top headline story for months. The fact that our media has made the conscious decision to shrug at open corruption is one of the prime reasons we are where we are.

Love to make a phone call to pay the past due balance on an account so the gas won't get shut off and be told "I can't discuss the account with you" including the amount that's due. Thanks so much, National Grid.

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!

Our third day of cleaning out the house and real progress has been made! Tomorrow is their day off, so I have to get cracking on some boxes I need to go through, as well as all the books and DVDs/blurays.

♥️

As long as Spotify is willing to take money from ICE, they don’t need (or deserve) free advertising for Spotify Wrapped: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky

The HVAC guys have finished installing the new unit but are taking a shockingly long time cleaning up the wiring on the thermostat. I am frankly baffled. 😂

If David Zaslav has no haters that means I am dead

My official Brokeback Mountain poster was finally approved by the studios and will be released this Friday at www.codacurates.com/collections/...

And the hits just keep coming. Turns out the reason why the heater isn't working right downstairs is because the unit is basically dead and needs to be replaced to the tune of like $10k.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Day one of cleaning out my parents' house, and oh boy this is going to suck more than I thought. Physically. My feet and knees are killing me.

Taking a Lyft to the airport this morning because I didn't want to walk to the train station in pouring rain. The driver is nice enough, but he did start our trip out by asking me how much I paid, then giving me his business card in case I want to hire him to drive me to the airport in the future.

Once again an accessibility reminder from your favorite dog in the entire universe: If you use the spooky demonic looking text, this is what screen readers see. It is not understandable! It is not fun having to ask a friend to look at it and translate! BTW, it says “everything must be monetized”

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

it's #SmallBusinessSaturday! if you're looking to support a qpoc artist, I'm having a big sale on everything in my shop! poorlyformed.com/shop/

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

Please enjoy my teenager’s charcu-turkey

Y'all, if you have the option to see Wake Up Dead Man in the theater, please go. It's so so good. Maybe the best of the three Knives Out films, at least on an initial watch. Will definitely be rewatching this one.