Good morning to Brazil only.

O Brasil ter um bardo no roteiro é a prova que o realismo fantástico latino-americano é o maior gênero da literatura 🤪

Women too smart to go near the rancid lair

Having a second breakfast to commemorate the arrest of the fascist genocidal vermin 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥂🥂🥂

O melhor brasileiro DE TODOS

Hahaha alguém dá o Oscar pro roteirista do Brasil

Cada coisa q eu leio vai ficando melhor mais engraçado mais Sargento Pincel e a Turma do Didi é muita burrice junta numa familícia só

Foi assim que eu descobri que o Biroliro foi preso OBRIGADA BRASIL

Eu que se tivesse tido filha ia chamar Morgana 🤷🏻‍♀️

There needs to be a Google for the youngs

5 year old complaining about ads on games on my aunt's phone so I just removed them by pointing DNS to an ad-blocker I'm her favorite person now lol

I’m against this Las Vegas race on Saturday night F1 is a Sunday breakfast sport ffs

<voz de Didi Mocó> OOOOOS PIRATA! </voz de Didi Mocó>

O RLY

Sério se tem uma coisa católica TRU nesse mundo é cerveja, tem a santa padroeira Hildegarda e tudo. Sem falar na quantidade de monge cervejeiro na história, pelamor

Hahahah omg he’s the tiniest man alive

Etchie just hit six aces in a row what is happening lol

Turns out if you rhyme at the bots they’ll reach out how to refine uranium

It me I'm father

ARTE

Uuuuuugh

Did they change the blue in the Bluesky app

Instead of doubles they should decide this rubber with a captains match #DavisCup

The Guardian is more Brazilian than our local print media

“High performance under extreme demands” lol dude melted completely when an old lady said he doesn’t watch movies

My local Davis Cup commentator saying he thought Botic Van de Zandschulp and Tallon Griekspoor were the same person I UNDERSTAND YOU MY DUDE

Humans: weirder than aliens.

Soletra de hj palavras com X, sou contra

ARE. THE FAE. OPEN SOURCE.

Eu não sou fresca pra comida mas se o feijão vier embaixo do arroz no prato eu quero morrer é contra todas as leis da física o arroz tá ali pra absorver o caldinho do feijão TODO né pra sair espalhando pelo resto do prato eu hein

A ideia de jerico botar 30 mil criança num estádio de futebol sem separar as torcida lol

Oooh this is so so good.

I know everyone is watching Frankenstein but I’m watching Pacific Rim again my fave GDT movie forever 🤷🏻‍♀️

I should fess up that I'm OBSESSED with all the talking pets from Instagram but this one might just be my favorite shhh don't tell the others

TOC TOC TOC

It's so good having friends you've known for 25-30 years you can talk about anything bad good stupid fun no judgement just nodding and laughing and understanding, truly recommend, you guys.

I envy the people who don’t know The Discourse[s] and/or main characters of the day [week] and keep asking what’s happening in the replies I wanna be those people, brain slick like a chicken breast

L O L *cries in Brazilian*

Moutet’s forehand slice is the prettiest shot in tennis

Obrigada Casimiro Miguel por transmitir a Copa Davis pra eu não precisar fazer pirataria na tv do meu pai

HOW H O W H O W

You know what terrified me the most about generative AI is most people being unable to see how distorted everything it generates is. THIS should be the true satanic panic of our times but it’s like people’s brains have been reprogrammed to not see it, like it happened with internet ads, but quicker💀

Jesus fuck it's hot today did a second sun arise

There are 44 European countries in the UN but 54 European teams in the World Cup qualies FIFA legit invented 10 whole countries 👀👀👀

At least the IBCK episode will be a banger

What in the name of Yoda is this

Aaaaaaah!