Drogras e pronografia

ACAB includes armed forces 🤷🏻‍♀️

Um zé das couves do Instagram me irritou pq disse pq pode usar leite em pó em vez de whey o desquerido não foi na aula de ciências que ensina que lactose é glicose + galactose vai lá come 8 colheres de leite em pó por dia a diabetes agradece

ESPN on Disney+ is gonna stream all courts for the AO qualies YAAAY

Rolando altos tiros ali na Fagundes Varela 💀

Sou contra

Cat in the [shower] box

There’s a new podcast out about the dude who apparently solved who’s the Zodiac killer who turn out is also the Black Dhalia killer: https://killerinthecode.com It’s very very nerdy, it’s mostly all about cryptography so far but I’m officially fascinated. Go nerds.

Pick meeeeee

Guys they found it, the funniest video on the whole internets

Great thread:

Mas vê se pode o soluçante quer ver os nazi do YouTube 🙄

I need a pen to rewind this tape

Tem uma faca dentro do Fofão

It kinda hurts my brain Twitter is now an international sex trafficking machine

Listening to a Hollywood insider journo on The Town calling Heated Rivalry a "romantasy" lol🤦🏻‍♀️

Acordei e a gata tá rolando uma miçanga pela casa ONDE ela arrumou uma miçanga essa gata conjura pequenos objetos

Omg yes 🥳💖

Lost my bed to the old marrieds

Starting WW3 just to avoid naming all the sex crimes of a bunch of creepers seems logical to the sex criminals I guess

I read the warning and still I was SO NOT PREPARED

I’m fascinated by the worldwide trend of how everyone who comments on big accounts on social media can’t read anymore.

I was stupid and stayed up until 2:30am watching tennis now I’m a malfunctioning zombie

OH NOES

Bellamy Young showed up on Brilliant Minds my brain immediately went OH NO PSYCHOPATH EVERYBODY RUUUN

This is my favorite account on all of Bluesky 🎉

Been watching All Her Fault the show with the most ironic title of all time because the men on this show ARE TRASH [except Detective Michael Peña he’s cool so far]

First day of work after 3 weeks off omg I’m so tired 🤦🏻‍♀️

I really need to go back to only paying attention to tennis and murder podcasts

Smallest man on the planet using the most evil violent armed forces on the planet for petty reasons

I need one single unit of a journalist to ask the Secretary of *WAR* -- a name change btw they made with this kind of invasive intent -- who was Simón Bolívar

Seeing lots of media now trying to pivot to oh Venezuela's oil is hard to extract and refine for fuck's sake does anyone honestly think Trump knows anything about Venezuela's oil other than it's the largest reserve on the planet and he wants it exactly because it's the largest reserve on the planet

Abriu uma churrascaria na esquina da minha casa vou morrer de cheiro de churrasco.

A diva tem que fazer tudo mesmo 🥳

Realizing having cats is like having a 24/7 sketch show going on one of them likes to lie down in the shower while it's wet the other one is throwing a tiny rock around WHERE DID SHE EVEN FIND A ROCK

In a democracy all its citizens have as a deterrent to government abuse is protesting. If your population cannot take to the streets and protest you don't have a democracy anymore

Idk guys I remember last month when my Congress was trying to vote an evil bill and people organized massive protests in like 85 cities in a continental sized country known for its police violence in a day and a half

Everyday I live in fear of reading the opinion of an USer who can't point at where I live on a map

A chefia lá da Arábia Saudita, que gosta de cortar gente em pedacinhos e é amigão do genro do Trump deve tá adorando isso hein, perdendo o maior mercado deles assim

Desenhadinho ⬇️

The thing that makes me angry is the US media is completely incapable of seeing Latin Americans as human beings.

Actual LOL

Hmmm queijinho coraçãozinho linguiça apimentada pão de alho e aquela misturinha de arroz farofa e vinagrete hmmm

What Venezuelans need are jobs and free health care and measles vaccinations because they’re going through an epidemic the US can totally help with that right

SEBITA! What a win [also lol Fritz losing to Sebita on hard]

Gents alguém pede pro Cacique Cobra Coral liberar a chuvinha pelamor

One of the cats doesn't like to be touched [by humans] AT ALL and she picked the middle of my bed as her favorite nap spot. We're gonna have to come up with a schedule lol 😂

Maybe it’s time for Brazil to ban Twitter again come on STF

I love how techbros never ever consider csam while creating bad tech while the rest of us intrinsically know it’s the *first thing* that’s gonna happen when you don’t moderate the tech.

HAHAHAHAH que maravilhosidade