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On the scale between Jessie Buckley hating cats and Timotheé Chalamet hating opera I'm WAY more mad at Buckley

Não. Eu nunca [nunca!] tive o ímpeto de rezar, ou falar com uma divindade/entidade sequer. É tipo simplesmente não existe no meu cérebro essa opção. Qdo era criança e ia na igreja católica eu sabia que tava fingindo o tempo todo que tava lá "rezando" 🙊

Minha queda no pilates que acarretou em dois ombros quebrados conta? 🤔🤪💁🏻

Football is life

Apparently the plot of this movie is Brad Pitt fucking up every race lol what am I watching

I'm finally watching the F1 movie but then Roscoe showed up and now I'm sad ☹️

Every time I see photos of dead kids from the Middle East, I have the exact same gut wrenching reaction: they look like *me*. They look like *my family*.

White people in the Global North don't see anyone but themselves as humans. Potentially exterminating millions of Iranians in lieu of "liberating" them is the point, they're expendable. The rise of anti immigration sentiment, fear of the other, that propaganda works on white people like nothing else

384 palavras VAI CAGAR, SOLETRA

Watching the F1 race replay JENSON BUTTON WHAT ARE YOU WEARING

And calling him back twice 🤷🏻‍♀️🧀

Iga, please less rollercoaster matches I have Penko for that.

…I’ve been using dtissagirl for actual 30 [THIRTY!] years 🤪💁🏻☠️

There’s a CSINY marathon on tv right now so I’m watching. I have seen every episode of this show, quite a few more than once. I don’t remember a single crime they investigated, only the personal shit the main characters went through lol

O Outback aqui do lado de casa tem 2 particularidades: 1. o serviço é muuuuuito bom mesmo, melhor que o normal mesmo qdo tá lotado, 2. ele fica no segundo andar numa esquina onde dobram TODOS OS ÔNIBUS DA CIDADE então o restaurante treme o tempo todo 🤷🏻‍♀️🤪😂

Pega fogo quengaral 🤪🔥💅🏻

Good morning from the lounging ladies

Grigor basically going PLAYING HERE SUCKS WHY ARE WE HERE IT’S HORRIBLE in the post match interview lol

My fridge is full to the brim with prepped meals but I wanna make this Japanese Curry so bad right now: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/7708...

All that's missing is the WAR IS PEACE posters everywhere because Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia

The kids are not allright

Dear diary today at MDT I finally went back to the same weight I was lifting in every machine before I broke my arms wheee! Seven months to the day tomorrow. 🥳🎉

omg this fucking plane going over Indian Wells it's annoying me here at my house the players must be going mad

My local ESPN announcer going "it's the first Master 1000 of the season" my dude the WTA has played two Master 1000s already the men are just slow

I have a new neighbor

I've signed up for a lecture on Saturday morning wherein two psychologists will explain what's the brain mechanisms behind believing in conspiracy theories what are you guys plans for the weekend

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life

Mafioso que chama

Cara. Tá tocando a musiquinha do Rock in Rio EM LOOP desde janeiro na farmácia aqui do lado de casa. Vai continuar ATÉ O ROCK IN RIO ACONTECER. Se algum funcionário surtar e cometer crimes eles têm legítima defesa

Impersonating someone is a crime almost everywhere but when AI does it it's fine?

Tacando o terror psicológico contra a dengue 🤪

Just got commissioned for a MM rivals to lovers cover thanks Heated Rivalry

Cascudinho, craquelado e dourado, sou fã de todos os serviços Pão "branquinho", essa aberração da culinária, tá CRU. O miolo não tá assado se a casca tá branca e a borda do corte não dourou. A gente sabe q o pão tá assado 100% pela cor da borda do corte [bem douradinha]. Parem de comer pão cru.

As is xenophobia, homophobia, and transphobia because we have an actual working Constitution 🎉

Accelerationists 🤝 Christofascists

I watched the trailer for this Scott Speedman show and it looks TERRIBLE, will watch 🤪

Liam Neeson turned down the role bc his wife ordered him to and she was absolutely right bc he would've SUCKED at it. Also every US actor ever would be terrible bc no one on this side of the Atlantic has enough stiff upper lipness

Mais q amigos, friends

I've been seeing so many weird AI book covers lately. Missing shadows, wrong proportions, and a particularly funny one where the character seems to be walking on water [and it's not that kind of book]. I have no idea what's going on, but, y'know: maybe hire a human designer for your book covers. :)

Yes. Plus the invasion of fandom by purity culture zealots exacerbates it, because there’s a gendered anti-therapy vein in their views, AND a need to vilify every character who isn’t “good” by their standards [which are impossible to attain and more importantly, counter to dramatic storytelling].

Now I’m watching The Lincoln Lawyer, Neve Campbell 100% has a Dorian Grey thing going on

Turning any kind of leftover meat into a delicious sandwich is my main superpower. Today it was stuffed beef rolls on a pita with spiced hummus and pickles and assorted greens and drenched in toum. Bless.

I finally finished this season of Bridgerton. This season was a bit truncated bc they needed to kill [spoiler]. Also I’m still mad they’re giving the gay storyline to Francesca, the human equivalent of a wilted head of lettuce, instead of Eloise, a pure ball of sunshine and puppies and cheese.

I’m still thinking about the dude on The Night Agent going through chemo who got bald, but his beard was still full lololololol

If you don’t have sumac and za’atar in your pantry you’re so extremely sad and miserable and you don’t even know it