Do you hate driving in snow? Have a new driver who needs to learn? Take advantage of today’s snow! Go find an unplowed empty parking lot (schools, business parks, offices, etc) and PRACTICE! Starts, stops, slamming on the brakes, turns without fishtailing. Get comfortable in snow!

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See I *see* this stuff and think "omg that's amazing, I hate the sun anyway, I would love to live there" ...then I remember when I lived in Sweden, how it destroyed my mental health to go several months with only a few hours of dusk-like sunlight a day. But that was 20 years ago...so maybe now... 🤔

At 13 I got my first PC. Also saw the movie Hackers around that age, decided computers were the coolest thing ever. Started writing HTML in Notepad and felt like a total badass (it was the 90s ok?), almost immediately knew I wanted to write code for a living. 30 years later, I’ve never looked back!

Me after every social interaction

My daughter just asked me what I would do if I had a penis for a day and I responded that I'd probably get a raise.

Idiot control Wheels on fire Burning rubber tires

Seems familiar…

Whoa - double complete cold front, all the way! What does it mean! (no but seriously @serwewx.bsky.social is this like two close cold fronts or what?)

Another stream! I've been buying too many Midi modules as of late, but let's give one a try. This time it's an SC-88ST so we're going to enjoy some classic DOS game music, but enhanced. Come hang out starting at 8 PM CT. youtube.com/live/vENLPeN...

Whenever I’m annoyed by somebody rambling (which is often) I hear Apu saying “I can’t believe you don’t shut up!”

This messes with me way more than it should 😞 I want to be COZY dammit

My best advice for parents re: harmful content: show genuine interest in the stuff your kid is watching and doing online. Let them talk your ear off about Minecraft and Roblox and the funny video they just watched. Make them feel excited to share with you, vs making them feel ashamed or judged

Just downloaded this and WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING

It's been a while, and I feel like streaming, so a stream it is! The Amiga 500 is out again, and I have an upgrade to install. We'll play some games, and chat a bit about VCF Midwest. See you tonight at 8 PM CT! youtube.com/live/ilt3-1d...

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Did someone say Mega Man in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds? Oh, yeah. We did. Mega Man AND Proto Man are joining the race alongside the new Wily Castle course, the Rush Roadstar vehicle, and of course that legendary theme song! Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFw6...

I really had been feeling decent about season 3 of #StrangeNewWorlds compared to most, but that finale was… something. I give this series a lot of suspension of disbelief for the sake of it being fun and kinda campy but this was where I finally had to go “holy hell this is just stupid/terrible.”

If you are (1) a graduate of UNL's Earth and Atmospheric Sciences department (2) a research collaborator (3) a partner who has worked with meteorologists in NE (4) a grateful NE citizen who appreciates meteorologists keeping you safe please write a letter to support UNL EAS before it gets cut<1/2>

As a child, I watched clouds. Heck, I have been known to pull over now and take pictures. Today (Sept 12) is Cloud Appreciation Day and for my weekend piece, I wrote an article on a new crowdsourced cloud App developed by a fmr Universty of University of Miami prof www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...

This is a good point actually. I work with AI daily for software dev and it NEVER says “I don’t know” even when it has no context, and rarely asks clarifying questions (some models are better than others), instead it goes “I see the issue! Here’s the final version: [insert 8th incorrect solution]”

Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately

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A great deal of cheese.

I’m crying this is amazing 🤣

"happy" Monday 😑

Fuckin’ sick

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.

We had an early morning storm today, and the winds seemed to bring an unusual visitor. This tiny brown bat, not bigger than a typical mouse, hung out in our backyard tree all day. When dark finally came it flew off. We definitely don't see bats here during the day, and especially this kind. Neat!

My kids’ generation thinks they invented brain rot. Ohhhhoho no they most certainly did not. Besides, my spoon is too big and I know how the count all the way to schfifty-five.

🚨🚨Release date info!🚨🚨 The Picture Purrfect Update – our adorable free Content Update – hits Switch on August 27th! Other platform releases will follow at a future date.

As crazy as it feels to say, King of the Hill Season 14 is a top-to-bottom triumph. To say that new showrunner Saladin Patterson sticks the landing would be an understatement. Our review: bit.ly/3HmvgIc

Knowing we’re at the end of the unseasonably nice weather and about to return to typical gross August nonsense

There has never been a good Funko Pop figure and there never will b-

This should have happened a while ago. The National Weather Service is finally exempt & the NWS are considered public safety. The National Weather Service is hiring again -- some positions. Other positions expected soon. I thank and appreciate everyone fighting for this.

NWS is hiring! The first of several top-priority, mission-critical positions posted Friday on USAJobs.gov! Others will follow soon. Visit USAJobs.gov and search “NWS” to learn more.

⚠️Severe storms expected this Afternoon & Tonight... * LOCATIONS... Eastern South Dakota Southwest Minnesota Northwest Iowa * HAZARDS... Widespread damaging winds, some hurricane force A couple of tornadoes Isolated large hail More: spc.noaa.gov/products/out...

I gotta say I really don’t get why everyone likes to shit on people who use DoorDash. My husband & I both work, live in a car-dependent area & have kids in activities so DD is super helpful. I mean we spend $0/mo on alcohol but I’m not gonna demonize others for choosing to spend their money on booze

LEGO Game Boy is available for preorder at the LEGO Store ($59.99, out Oct 1) zdcs.link/zJgeNl

The NWS is doing a test run of using Bluesky. www.weather.gov/media/notifi...

For Ozzy

Commodore® is officially back after 30 years! This is the first official hardware from the brand since production ended in 1994. I'm excited to share that some of my tracks will now also be featured on the brand-new C64 Ultimate machine👾Pre-order: commodore.net @wearecommodore.bsky.social

ICYMI Really need this one to get around. Discusses cloud seeding, geoengineering and more. Your Wikipedia reading, You Tube Watching relative needs this in their life :) Sunday reading at: www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...

My track Magnetique in .mod, created on a Commodore Amiga 1200 using ProTracker 2.3D · 🔊 4 channels · 💾 127 KB · 🎶 24 samples · 🎛️ Audio captured from real hardware #90s

Hey Omaha!

I deny everything.