On this season of "Is It Cake?"

pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

"While AI is good for some things--" No. Stop it. Stop making excuses for the oligarchs who want to enslave us. What the fuck is wrong with you

popcorn and Greek takeaway while watching the first four episodes of The Other Bennet Sister with my sister (first viewing for her) and my soul greatly needed this

If you're visiting me, please keep in mind that it's not outside the realm of possibility that you'll discover a random cat treat in the sofa cushions. So don't say I didn't provide snacks.

I should start doing the things I wrote on to do lists I tell myself as I don’t do that.

Time to get in the zone… Prednisone

I would a Kool-Aid Man my way immediately through the nearest wall and leave that dumb fucking friend to enjoy getting murdered in the basement

eggs biscuits & gravy hash browns then 5 cups of coffee… or 1 cup of coffee and $4 tip for the server??

Muppet Treasure Island

trees ARE lungs, Hank

my life?

we ended our #Caturday in the most marvelous way possible… cuddling as a family

we ended our #Caturday in the most marvelous way possible… cuddling as a family

good gods are they just gonna murder and replace the chief inspector every few seasons like they’re regenerating Dr Who!?

enjoying our #Caturday evening at home with a snuggly lap Ragnar and British murder mysteries

Sven would like some of your breakfast because he deserves deliciousness please and thank you #Caturday #CatSky #Siamese

Finehair Cup 🏆 for the softest cat Ragnar wins every year (obviously)

Planking strengthens the core. #caturday #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

Finehair Cup 🏆 for the softest cat Ragnar wins every year (obviously)

watching Death in Paradise and omfg what sort of idiot tries to feed a lizard cat food!? (first time watching the series so please no spoilers… though I’ve guessed the culprit correctly 4/5 times so far)

I know it’s not the point of this post… but I remember the first time I came across chocolate-covered espresso beans and omfg that genius should have won a Nobel Prize

wait what do you mean there's no hockey today that's illegal

curly, wavy, straight, cowlick, mullet, bangs

People who answer calls from people they don’t know should be on a surveillance list.

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".

You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose violence. Go batshit insane.

Courtney grills McMahon on increasing education costs for nurses COURTNEY: We have a nursing shortage, and you're worsening it. What do you say to nurses who asked for your consideration? McMAHON: Nurses are an incredibly respected profession COURTNEY: Your rule certainly doesn't show that

the irony of me doing three different quote skeets of this is not lost on me

when bsky doesn't like my posts

when bsky doesn't like my posts

a provider at work is making my life miserable… just goes out of her way to treat nurses like shit and make our work environment as toxic as possible I’ve mentioned it to my manager, but complaints have never been responded to in a meaningful way she’s a cunt don’t be that coworker

Colored pencils on the back of vellum. The image was stamped and embossed in gold on the front. Pinkfresh image. Sentiment by Waffle Flower. Blue gingham ribbon and matte gold bling.

classics jokes and memes from the Jane Austen extended universe await you all you’re welcome

news has been trumpcated to fill the available time slot

when bsky doesn't like my posts

Took a nap. Woke up to this

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Richard Curtis’s Cabin in the Woods

this is only a fraction of the fur I removed from Ragnar tonight LOOK AT HIM

found my FURminator after having misplaced it for months and HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS how does one cat have this much fur removed and his coat looks the same as when I started?? I could knit like 3 full-sized Ragnars and the only reason I stopped de-shedding him was because my hands started cramping

I fucking hate my job been trying to transfer to a different unit for the last year and I’m so fucking frustrated so I can’t get experience in the specialty I want, can’t get a job elsewhere because every employer wants you to have experience before they’ll consider you ditto for travel contracts

Oliver is doing a murder

Imagine having to cut his claws

if you’re seeing this skeet an old photo of you that you still love

reposting with ALT text

Bismuth Zeppelin

My family tells me if the bobcat has babies I cannot steal one. But I feel like they are wrong.