this is also the plot of undertale

stop reposting this lmao

::slowly stands while clapping::

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

BTW. Identities and motives of shooters don't matter. They serve two purposes. 1. To distract from action on gun violence. 2. To spread the shooter's messages, increase notoriety, and encourage copycat shooters. Do not fall into the identity conversation trap. This is about guns, nothing else.

Bethesda Remasters Elder Scrolls VI Announcement Trailer for Original Trailer’s Seven Year Anniversary hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride. However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Win or lose, a meaningful night at Allianz 🫶

Happy "Nice" day to all who celebrate (americans)

(in the voice of azura) stop drinking swill with sotha sil and start eating saltines with the nerevarine

For the first time EVER we're adding an Artist Alley to #SGDQ2025!! Applications are open for artists, makers, and indie devs who'd like to join us this summer!💙 *Apps close May 26, 11:59PM ET 🎨 Artist App: forms.gle/7MPGRCrxXg... 🕹️Indie Dev. App: forms.gle/icjSZYPiHN...

when the pope has been to menards

oh, uh, that isn't white smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams the cardinals are having!

Tomorrow, 11:00 am EST. twitch.tv/bethesda and youtube.com/live/Ed_E2crglcw

Fix your hearts!

Jeopardy! by Gooby and @theflyingmarlin.midwestspeedfest.com was a crowd vs cpu event that got everyone laughing! Also an anti-Arkansas meme started with this run! youtu.be/EiotywA4QzU?...

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

BOOM 💥

We've got Cassasaur here for an EXCLUSIVE chat with our Jeopardy Platinum Edition runners, Gooby and Marlin! Make sure you tune in for that run later today! (and also the rest of the runs kthxbye)

hate to see Billy win anything but the precedent that manipulative drama youtube slop peddlers can't just make random heinous accusations and pass it off as fact and get away with it bc they do it on youtube instead of tv is a good one to set, unfortunately.

If you’re in Wisconsin or know anyone in Wisconsin who can vote, please ask them to vote for Susan Crawford today or tomorrow. It’s extremely important

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

Contrary to popular belief, the Chicago River isn't dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. It was permanently stained green following an incident on August 8th, 2004. Google "Chicago River Incident" for more info

Well this should be a good season #AusGP #F1

UNDERTALE is on sale for $1. If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up. store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...

Happy 10 year anniversary to Ori and the Blind Forest, my first speedrun and a game that's heavily impacted my life. Proud to have contributed to an excellent community, run, and randomizer.

If you don't agree, swiftly launch yourself into the sun 😘

Rep. Zooey Zephyr - My Wife - just gave an incredible speech against a drag ban in Montana. It was so strong that a Republican rose to speak passionately against the bill, chastising the sponsor. The drag ban dies in Montana, flips 10+ Republican votes! This is the power of representation.

hearing a big leak about the remakes of tony hawk 3 and 4 being announced tomorrow: they have licensed the dave matthews band for an all new mission aboard their tour bus in the iconic chicago level from THPS4!!

17/23 on my Oscars predictions this year, not too bad considering I went out on a limb for some of them!

The full Midwest Speedfest 2025 schedule is now available! oengus.io/marathon/mws... We're very excited about this one- which runs are you looking forward to most?

I just realized that there are two nu-metal songs where the first verse begins with “Wake up, grab”, and I don’t know what to do with this information

if you're a mod of a @speedruncom.bsky.social board, might be worth checking if any important old runs are potentially affected by this it'll be impossible to know if an account hits the 100-hour limit, especially if the runner can't be contacted, so they might need to be downloaded

There's a petition from some people at the Women's Hockey League of Minnesota to ban trans and non binary players. This group wants to make sure that doesn't happen

important #SGDQ2025 dates dropping tomorrow 💙

Happy valentines day. Remember, you are loved and absolutely worthy of love.

Final reminder: Midwest Speedfest 2025 run submissions close in 10 hours from this post! If you don't have yours in yet, you're nearly out of time! Submit here: oengus.io/marathon/mws...

This is the last weekend to submit to Midwest Speedfest 2025! Submissions will close in three days, on Monday, February 10th at 11:59pm CST. Don't miss out; get your submissions in now! Submit here: oengus.io/marathon/mws...

We have a Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga DX run up next, but if we reach $2000 raised total, we'll unlock our final game- a bonus Celeste Any% run, played with one hand by sawayoshi! Get your donations in and let's finish strong! Donate: donate.mwsf.gg Watch: twitch.tv/midwestspeedfest

Donate to get Celeste on the schedule!

MIDWEST SPEEDFEST: TUNE UP IS LIVE! Stream: twitch.tv/midwestspeed... Schedule: oengus.io/marathon/mws... Donate: donate.mwsf.gg Join us for 2 days packed full of speedruns and music as we build toward Midwest Speedfest 2025 in April and raise funds to upgrade our equipment for our on-site events!

Rate limit is over, we're so back

Submissions for Midwest Speedfest 2025 are now open! This is an on-site marathon, taking place at VGM Con in Plymouth, MN on April 11-13, and will support PFund Foundation! This event also marks our 10th anniversary! To submit, visit our Oengus page. oengus.io/marathon/mws...

Hi, we're here now If you don't know us, we host in-person speedrun marathons in Minneapolis every April at @vgmcon.bsky.social, and occasional online events, too! Speaking of, we might have an announcement tonight... 👀

Trans rights are human rights. Do whatever you can to survive these coming years. You are strong, and your enemies are scared, old, and weak. You WILL outlive them.

trans rights are human rights, always