They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

marx failed to consider shitposts about his considerations

i have a theory on where heimerdinger went #arcane #jayvik

[repost] THE BEAR IS COMING #thebear

chicas, creo que me voy a meter a trabajar en un call center

kinda obsessed with his cunty earring

no puede ser que tenían razón, volví a tuiter y abandoné esta app después de una semana

we need to get to a place where we can prove this wrong but we are simply not there yet

pasé toda la semana deprimido cuando podía simplemente poner When I needed you de carly rae jepsen, bailar y arreglarme toda la psique

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

also, capitalists always say a product is supposed to fill a niche, a gap in the market. a startup doing X service for Y audience. niche social apps already existed! are they mad at them too?

pensando en la fragilidad del ser y el inescapable paso del tiempo porque recordé que en unos años nos referiremos al color verde neón como verde brat y los niños en las redes sociales no sabrán qué es brat

got a haircut btw

lo hecho, hecho está shdfssdf

show me your legs bluesky

"we talk about womens issues all the time, women this, feminism that, equality progress blah blah blah but do you know what we weirdly never ever talk about? men's issues." i have heard this^ speech 100x more than i have about actual feminist issues like ai porn or workplace harassment

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infosec tip: constantly forget what you're talking about all the time

What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it

Edad: 25 Apodo: carne de res, el que llega cada mes Altura: 1,83 Fumas: raaaaara vez Piercings: 0 aún Hobbies: leer, comics, cocinar Tatuajes: 0 Color fav: rojo Bebida fav: malteada de chocolate, jugo de mango, jugo de guanábana Animal fav: gatos, ardillas, carneros, cabras

no puede ser, hasta la estrella de la muerte es un elefante blanco

nunca lo olviden, gente

Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones

you may not like to hear it, but carly rae jepsen is allowed to kill any gay person she wants. she made you, she can end you.

Trans people are everywhere, they always have been and always will be. Know them better and live a fuller, richer life. Set a place at the table for the ones who were never afforded as much for themselves.

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

Cover for ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN #4 (Color by Jordie Bellaire!)

bitches never can catch meeee www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ1F...

fui a ver por qué tenía tantas notificaciones tenía en tuiter y era que me habían seguido más bots 🫠

the deniaaaaal

a little throwback :')

explaining to the secret service at my house that my plot to "steal the presidents penis" was made in jest. one of them is just shaking his head in disbelief, the other is diligently taking notes

"Gaza genocide must end now!" Seen in Jaffa / Tel Aviv

Eu quando passa um passarinho

icarly sam and carly staring directly down the barrel of the camera as it backs away from them

*Con voz de Chávez* Aprovecho para condenar de nuevo, desde el fondo de mi alma y de mis vísceras, a Elon Musk. Maldito seas, Elon Musk.

time to get really high and respond to everyone on the sl (skyline) like they’re my best friend

Repeatedly, Cuba’s total exodus over the past 4 years (including the pandemic!) is estimated at over 20% of its nominal population Over 2 of every 10 people have left in less than half a decade

"Tu historia en el Desafío ha terminado"

there's a shakespeare documentary on tv and the actor playing him has one of the sexiest noses i've ever seen

nightmare blunt rotation

Post your most popular art from Twitter Twitter sure loved Spidey

i don't have fun skeets for you guys, only despair

i feel so fucking tired wtf

400 B.C. post: How are your crops not growing bro just make a sacrifice at the temple of Demeter 😂 Reply: Some of us lost our livestock during the Peloponnesian War but go off?

youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything