patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

Its really weird knowing now that Hillary Clinton has something in common with Donald Trump, knowledge of Bill Clinton's balls That funny tidbit aside, we have confirmation (like we needed it) that not only is the President a PDF file, but so is much of Congress.

"They tried to shut me up by deporting me." www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...

What abolishing the state meant to anarchists in the past.

When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it. Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.

I heard people are kinder on this website, is that true? 🥺🌻

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everyone go follow ecotechbro rn or get the darkest karma for a thousand lifetimes 💖🙏🪷

as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

It has been decided to use my info as to keep him and his partner anonymous. Please spread this as far as you can. @gabe161.bsky.social @allnazisarenonces.bsky.social @anark.bsky.social Im sure there's others to tag but im rarely active anymore so I dont know

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Hey everyone, this is really important to me. A trans comrade in my collective just lost his job and so him and his partner are both in danger of losing their trailer We need to raise $600 to keep them both afloat for a month. Cashapp: $quetza2000 Paypal: [email protected]

Guys don’t worry about this mutual aid I have figured out the accommodations. It’s taking me awhile to get adhd medications because the psychiatrist has been tough so I am seeking a new one. I no longer need the money for accommodations, I wanted to be transparent and honest about this

The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people And so long as men die, liberty will never perish -Charlie Chaplin

Hey guys! Im sorry I have to ask but I need testing accommodations and I need ADHD official diagnosis+medications ASAP but Medicaid won’t be quick— will take months to year. I don’t have that time and I’m tired of my poverty holding me back from opportunities. Each psychiatrist appointment is $200

“We’re not monsters, we do what the government tells us.” - the monsters

a second zine has hit the site!🛩💥😱 link below!👇

The year is 2030. The Onion is the most respected and accurate news source. Fox News broadcasts exclusively in nursery rhyme format. Somewhere, deep in a bunker, a journalist whispers, “It wasn’t always like this…”

My painting PATCHWORK FIELDS

if there's a thing about Mamdani I find most exciting it's the additional momentum it adds to the developing version of left politics in the US that is not only open to winning but plans on it

Wow I bet abundance liberalism will stop the ocean currents from reversing and house everyone in the face of insurance collapse and climate destruction

you can recreate 9/11 in your living room by playing double jenga with a four year old

I just want everyone to be okay 😇🥰🤗 💖🙏🪷

I love everyone and I want everyone to be happy 💖🙏🪷

the cafe experience

Ann Coulter's statement that "We didn't kill enough Indians" is a call for violence against Native people.

Call me radical but I don’t think nobody, documented or undocumented, should be locked in a prison or cage for not even a second.

Communism is so scary they will come for your house

Even the birds know.

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

Women are so cool

Ms. Rachel says she’ll keep advocating for children in Gaza, even if it means risking her career