Goddammit, Josh Harris didn't even make it past the first round of the Epstein files.

This won't make any sense if you aren't an NBA fan but if you are an NBA fan it will make even less sense

“An escalator can never break it can only become stairs.” - Mitch Hedberg.

Lol. Tiny Desk Concert. Not Tony Desk Concert. Tony was not involved.

Sometimes people say they’ve “never been better” and they look terrible and I think, “oh my god.” 😞

It’s time for Onion News Network to bring back their autistic reporter.

It turns out you shouldn’t keep your enemies closer.

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now all I can remember is random Philadelphia Flyers. Garry Galley

It’s time for Onion News Network to bring back their autistic reporter.

Wait so we’re doing the Rapture on Rosh Hashanah? Awfully pointed

Sometimes people say they’ve “never been better” and they look terrible and I think, “oh my god.” 😞

Yeah okay but they seldom make history

It means so much having this level of support

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

The only AI I acknowledge...

People complain about slow news days as if slow news days have ever been a bad thing.

Sharing this song from a tony desk concert. I saw this man (and the robot) at the coffee shop in town last night. A fun time.

What @micahjamesbauman.gosixers.online and I picked up at the library sale.

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social is funny.

It doesnt matter if you're tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day... It's night!

Somebody, alert all the king's horses and his men.

The emotional significance of objects sends ripples through our lives, which is why this is often my final poem when I give a reading. It's taken from my second full collection, Whatever You Don't, Just Don't. If you fancy a signed copy, drop me a DM and I'll sort one out for you...

We're facing authoritarianism and lawlessness. We won't find answers in the rulebook.

Happy birthday Bernie 🎉 I don’t know what we’d do without you.

Turn off the news. Read a poem or two. Go outside. It won’t solve everything, but it will definitely help. Suggested poems below.

Turn your speakers on. I really love the Denver based band Devotchka. They have a history of supporting immigrant communities. And also, well, I’m excited about this podcast. Nervous? Yes. But terribly excited. It’s a lot of fun getting to know pets and hear them share the poems that move them

Ironically, there’s still a lot of things you can do to the American flag that haven’t been ruled out yet.

Poetry from @lunchticket.bsky.social

This is not a joke. Bernie stood outside in below freezing temps in Vermont to ask you this. Support a progressive cause by buying a book by “a gay man” and one that is “neurodivergent.”

Still trying to earn those laurels to rest on.

It’ll be full on the seventh.

Ironically, there’s still a lot of things you can do to the American flag that haven’t been ruled out yet.

I started a CD collection a few years back. I figured since people were starting to collect tapes for some reason, I would get ahead of the trend and CDs would be next. Turns out, nope! Oh, the problems that aren’t really problems that I cause myself to have.

🙂 @davidjbauman.bsky.social

It is completely ridiculous that I log in to #Submittable so often, but I get a little thrill out of seeing that a sub has moved from "received" to "in progress"--even though I've been told by some editors that this may have no real meaning.

Fight or fight.

Cracker Barrel should cave to pressure and restore the old logo. And, as an extra apology, add the old man’s longtime partner, Craig.

Always Sunny is by far my favorite Disney show.

Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.

How tough is it to balance the amount of things to care about with vast amount of things you don’t?