ok so imagine 7 different Britains lost the Revolutionary War in the same weekend

For Better or for Worse comic strip from 1979, by Lynn Johnston. Attached reply is the link to the song quoted in it. Great tune by Burt Bacharach, and infuriating lyric by Hal David.

Ever think about how the 'left' won with public opinion on Palestine without a single mainstream media outlet or one billionare on our side? I bet some people are thinking about this and how to make sure it never happens again. But it will. It's always going to happen.

Fuck, I still hate THE NEW JERSEY DEVILS, OF ALL TEAMS. I ALMOST HATE THEM AS MUCH AS I HATE MY FAVORITE NHL TEAM

31 years of the biggest seed bell you have… no, that’s too big. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.

This year's overtime rules are different. Now, both teams get to play "Mommy".

THAT'S NOT THE REAL CAR FOX

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ESPN, CERVEZA CRISTAL JAMMED THE ADS IN MORE DISCRETELY

Leto Atreides: I get paid in woims! Paul Atreides: I get woims! Leto 2: I woims!

On deck for the Tigers after Spencer Torkelson are Dave Thatssoraven and Ted Suitelifeofzackandcody

Ted, you could've just said it was a witch hunt and everyone would've hated it but quickly forgotten it very soon after. Fuck, you could have said "let's sacrifice children to Moloch" and would've gotten a more positive response.

Half-watching the MLB playoffs and so, is Flea a Dodgers fan with dementia?!

I want to make a shirt in support of the trans villain from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective", but EINHORN DID NOTHING WRONG hits very differently in Philadelphia.

Tilly Norwood IS Lou Sullivan IN

America in the early 20th century was so racist, they bestowed the title "KING OF JAZZ" to this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Wh...

Unlocked memory: the Rugrats episode where the grandpa forcefemmes Tommy Pickles so he could win a Kingfisher 5000.

We went from I ATE THE BONES to this in thirteen short years.

Even the KLF had the guts in the 90's to literally set at least twice that amount of money on fire.

Good for Dallas in finding a partner for consensual incest fantasy.

Who is Milan Cortina and why does she already sound like such a cunt

I mean five years ago this week an NFC East team featured in a dumb tie, I moved into a new apartment, and Trump got Covid, so I'm at least halfway to a repeat of this.

This is going to be one helluva "four top ten upsets without being a true Blood Week" near-Blood Week.

Goddammit, Josh Harris didn't even make it past the first round of the Epstein files.

If Morgan & Morgan really wanted to do the public domain they should just release the 9-hour cut of Erich von Stroheim's GREED as a Super Bowl ad.

Julia Roberts IS Lydia Tár IN Luca Guadagnino's AFTER THE HUNT

The Arizona hot takes were back in full force. "MAYBE IF KYLIE MURRAY STARTED READING A PLAYBOOK AND STOPPED PLAYING 'CELESTE'!!!"

Thank you all very much for your support! I am good for now and will have enough to get me through the end of September.

The Seattle Shetheys were attracting the best talent from all over, thanks to offensive coordinator Kunt Kubiak.

Allie Michaels was trying to figure out something to say for the fourth quarter, beyond the story of her bathtub orchi for the third Thursday night in a row.

I was 45 from the ages of 6 to 37.

Broke again for the rest of the month ($70 cash and no SNAP benefits to last me until 10/1). Please help if you can, and thank you very much! Cashapp: $SusanKeiser Venmo: @susantkeiser paypal.me/tdkeiser

Please help if you are able!!

Please help if you can. Thank you very much!

“the autism problem” “the trans issue” incorrect, my name is james

Broke again for the rest of the month ($70 cash and no SNAP benefits to last me until 10/1). Please help if you can, and thank you very much! Cashapp: $SusanKeiser Venmo: @susantkeiser paypal.me/tdkeiser

Oh, fuck, this MLB news has uncovered a new kink for me: UMPIRE DRONIFICATION (cw: ego death, weight gain)

The day Phillies fans have already prepped for is now here. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

sure why the hell not

I can't believe the Trump administration wants pregnant women to take Ephemerol instead of acetaminophen.

For the love of God, Kimmel, just don't have Tim Robbins in your audience when the ratings dip again.

Congrats to the late, great Ned Beatty on his upcoming second Oscar nomination.

Imagine watching the Charlie Kirk memorial and finding out you missed out on seeing like 5 blocked FGs

I'm not even trying to be a snob, I just genuinely don't know what any of us think "normal" looks like anymore. The Biden years were an attempt at a low-key restoration of normal, they failed in no small part because we didn't need "normal," what we needed was an extraordinary response to Jan 6.

They have lost the element of surprise, they have lost their momentum, they are rapidly losing the ability to make people fear them. We have gone from shock to fear to anger and just importantly ANNOYANCE these past 8 months.

Here's some Philly Sports context few care about: this Eagles victory occurred the weekend Bernie Parent died, and Ron Jaworski's 99-yard game winning TD pass to Mike Quick happened the weekend Pelle Lindbergh died.

GOOOOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDSSSSS

Of course I left the grocery store between the missed conversion and this LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"Except maybe Meryl Streep. Streep would make an excellent ventriloquist."

This sounds like a joke, but if trans women go down, the muscle mommies will go down with us.