Fuck him and his big dumb eyes.

I’d like to say “We used to be a proper country,” but frankly the evidence is scant.

Thrilled for John Tortorella and Carter Hart. Couldn’t have happened to nicer guys.

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Bears repeating…

Well, this was fun. Paraguay is a really good squad. Loved how dominant the #USMNT came out tonight. Unbelievable start to group play!

GIO REYNA PUTS THE ICING ON THE CAKE. A three-goal victory for three big points for the #USMNT!

SEVEN MINUTES? That feels egregious.

lil jon at warped tour:

Boooooo. But also, that Paraguay strike is like the Michelob Ultra of World Cup goals.

Pausa de hidratación.

This Amarillo para Almirón is brought to you by Fox Law. @hipsterkibble.bsky.social

BALOGUN LIKE A BULLET! ¡TRES A CEROOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Also, for those of you who aren’t watching on Telemundo because “I can’t understand Spanish,” like 75% of it is just wildly yelling dude’s names and also ¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOL!)

NOW IT’S ¡DOS A CEROOOOOOOOOOOO!

What's more American than taking credit for someone else's mistake

The country that has spent the last 10 years redefining the term “own goal” just took their first lead of the World Cup on…an own goal. You can’t make this stuff up.

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually

It must suck to live in fear of everything

Falcons off the hook

When I left the bar, the Knicks were down by 9. When I got home, they’d won. I don’t believe it.

The Knicks sure do feel inevitable, don’t they?

ok water calm down

Union Omaha Bluesky: Do you know someone who wants to come to tonight’s game but doesn’t have a ticket? Let me know—I have an extra!

Also, tonight I learned that Tony Brothers is the CB Bucknor of basketball, and honestly, I’m just glad baseball isn’t the only sport that has one.

Knicks still have not lost since Karl-Anthony Towns’ appearance in The Devil Wears Prada 2

I’m not even a basketball fan and the last 7.5 seconds of that Knicks game left me breathless. They’re really gonna do it this year, aren’t they?

all my homies hate the vegas golden knights. most of my homies also hate the carolina hurricanes but that doesn’t matter right now

I hate it here.

The conservative movement explicitly, no-shit, no-other-explanation believes that an educated populace is directly opposed to their vision of a peasant class having 15 kids and building wealth for the Chosen Few Elites forever and want to repeal the 20th and the 19th century to achieve that goal

Holy shit, the Knicks really are gonna win it all this year, aren’t they?

362 days ago, I lost my old job. Today, I got my first paycheck from my new job. It’s been a mostly unpleasant journey, if I’m being honest, but the destination has been worth it.

The @yankees.com were down 3–0 at the start of the top of the 3rd. They’re now up 13–3. They batted around TWICE. 18 batters. 13 runs. 11 hits. 2 LOB. And they put up a 10-spot before the A’s even recorded an out. So THAT’S where the Yankees offense as been. Whoa…

First night to the nest in 2026, and not only did I get to see all my friends, but I got to see another incredible come-from-behind @unionomaha.bsky.social win powered by heroics from Ryen Jiba! What more could a fan ask for? #VivaBúhos

NEVER. EVER. COUNT THE BÚHOS OUT! Two big strikes in less than 10 minutes, and your owls are on top with 12’ to play! #VivaBúhos @unionomaha.bsky.social

It’s so damn good to be back in the home nest. #VivaBúhos @unionomaha.bsky.social @omahaparliament.org @proudowlsoma.bsky.social

Okay, but like…Avs, what the hell HAPPENED??

It always shocks me that republicans think that leftists need to be paid to hate something. Have none of those assholes ever been to a sporting event? We’ll literally pay money for the privilege of cheering for someone’s demise.

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

Omaha holds half the population of Nebraska and one out of five electoral votes, and the other half of the state would love nothing more than to burn it down and take that vote back.

How is this farce of a do nothing government still going on? It's as if the system that protects incompetent white men and women in power was built to protect incompetent white men and women to stay in power.

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

Existence is pain.

gina carano getting sent to the shadow realm in 17 seconds the weekend before the mandalorian movie comes out is extremely funny

“Presuming that all things are equal / Who’d want to be men of the people / When there’s people like you?” Almost twenty years later, and it sure feels like the Arctic Monkeys nailed it even more closely than when it first dropped.

Shame

There was a quote that said something like Black people worship a Jesus who knows what it's like to be lynched, while white people worship a Jesus who will forgive them for being part of a lynch mob.

We have officially entered the weekend and, for the first time in nearly a year, I will experience the Sunday Scaries in a couple days. It’s been a long, frustrating 11+ months, but I am thrilled to announce that I’m beginning a new full-time gig on Monday morning. And I could not be more thrilled.

If racism is no longer a problem, then why are all the states rushing to redistrict after the Supreme Court ruling all in The South? And all the people pushing to redistrict all White? 🤔🤔🤔