I finally watched Wicked, as someone who is not a fan of musicals, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Any other recommendations?

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Just putting my recycling out while Katy Perry wafts around space. Whole world in a nutshell

He did it! Go Rory #masters2025

me watching that Rory putt

Holy shit #masters2025

This is insanely tense! #masters2025

Come on Rory, keep your head 💪

I have a spider infestation on my lawn, does anyone have any tips to get them to chill out?

Feeling flat. And the sun is making me feel guilty for not doing anything. Hair cut tomorrow will hopefully give me a dopamine hit

Imagine if you took £300,000 in Benefit loans from the Government. Then went bankrupt owing HMRC £600,000 and didn't pay a penny. Disgraceful, you'd be in jail and on the front page of the Daily Mail. Or you could be Rishi Sunak's wife and be immune to consequences.

Trying and failing to help my daughter with her Spanish homework. I did Latin at school and it's really not helping 🙃

Every single one of the Trump supporters sounds like a domestic abuser. "You should've let him hit you, you shouldn't have complained in public, you're never grateful, you never say thank you."

I will never forget the photo of Zelenskyy’s face after he saw Russia’s war crimes in Bucha in 2022. He seemed to age years in an afternoon. Watching him constantly cross the world asking for aid that should have been thrown at him is one of the deepest shames of our age.

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

Just spare a thought for all those Cardinals currently on Skyscanner searching for flights to Rome and not knowing whether to fork out for a return or a single flight.

Just found this old gif I made

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Shore, thing. www.instagram.com/p/DGawtwjN3Bd/

Saw a Commorant yesterday at Epping Forest. Felt really special to see such a great bird

Excited to meet up with my bestie today, as for once, I have gossip that she hasn't heard yet. The power is indescribable 💪

Seeing what is unfolding in USA really makes me feel that Brexit was the dummy run. A lot of the same puppetmasters.

We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.

Any book recommendations? My adhd likes ones with lots of twists but open to all genres

50 Shades of Grey is only "romantic" because he's a bilionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

In the latest Guardian Blind Date: "Didn't we go on two dates eight years ago, but you didn't want to see me again…?" I review the long-awaited third date. 👉👈

I'm aware there is a strong theme of me breaking things ha!

Hmm I just broke the thing that switches the water off and my new washing machine is arriving in an hour. Why is nothing ever simple?

Day has not been great,I overloaded the washing machine and smoke started to come out of it and is fucked. Husband's got an abyss. All doom and gloom until... My mum calls and can't stop laughing as she's just received the Popeye outfit my daughter sent her. It has muscle sleeves and everything!

Pinch and a punch, it's the 1st of the month!

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

Feel like there’s enough happening so far this year that I could try to pull off a propeller hat with no one really noticing,

UPDATE: The New York Times is reporting that 17 inspectors general were dismissed this evening. And as noted before, many of them were Trump appointees.

it’s colder than a step mother’s cuddle

i'm losing it

Important Fortnite news: I just came 17th in Battle Royale, my best score ever. Still haven't managed to master looking behind me yet though.

Reform says it's raising millions - but what has Farage's party done with the money it's received in the past? I took a deep dive into Reform's 'wholly exceptional' accounts, and found a 'black hole' and some major questions Full story here: democracyforsale.substack.com/p/the-black-...

How was he today? Not good Mrs Johnson. He pushed over nine children, bit four, set fire to the tuck shop and did a poo at the Buddy Bus Stop.

If I admit I have this app set on large font, are you guys judging me?

Before they strip all the copper wire out of the government they should bring back Quaaludes

The irony of Meta deleting comments by their own employees on internal message boards which are critical of Zuckerberg’s decision to get rid of fact checkers… while extolling the virtues of free expression/free speech to get rid of said fact checkers. 😔

How disgusting that Lowe's voice receives such a large audience

Bit overwhelmed with gratitude that my 12yr old nephew, when asked what he wanted to do for his birthday, has asked to stay at our house for the weekend. Nothing to do with the fact he knows I'll cook steaks and let them play fortnite all night obviously.

This is your reminder to check you are up to date on your cervical screening!

Today in Fortnite I came 25th and that is my best position so far. Feeling like a boss