Go science! Go art! #steam #stem

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Donald Trump just threatened to unilaterally destroy an entire civilization. Is there genuinely no limit to what Republicans will allow this unhinged, unwell man to do? Congress must come back to Washington to rein in this dangerous behavior immediately.

If only a dozen Republicans in Congress found the will, they could impeach and remove him today.

Are you going to impeach the president today? No? Then you do, in fact, support making a whole civilization die.

I feel crazy. Just sitting around waiting to find out if our lunatic President is going to begin a world war for no reason. What does one do in these situations? What do I have for lunch? Do I take a Zyrtec if my eyes are watering? Moment to moment, what do I do?

Either you understand that America can't have a president who gives a bloodthirsty speech about war crimes he wants to commit while standing next to the Easter Bunny and addressing 50+ children or you don't Those are the two types of people on Earth—sorry, I don't make the rules

it's everybody's favorite 2 hours of the sports year, when we all wonder why the NCAA men's basketball championship tips off at 9 p.m. Eastern on a Monday night

Pete Hegseth: "We execute with precision...we fight with honor." Bro, you bombed schoolgirls.

“He’s unwell,” “he doesn’t belong near power” are as beside the point as “he shouldn’t be allowed to do this.” They’re callbacks to an order that’s been broken. We know fascism is wrong. We must after 10 years move past the part where we keep rediscovering it daily with new shock.

Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.

Fire all the chics first is Trump 101.

DOOOOOORKS! Big Fucking dorks.

I see no problem here. Hard to disagree with and easy to chant.

This is no knock on Illinois but the refs stepped into this game and killed the flow. There was no other game in the tournament like this and they should’ve just let them play.

Fucking refs love Illinois

Welp, the refs have entered the chat in this Iowa/Illinois game.

Our Lord and Savior, JJ Wetherholt!

No Kings Des Moines!

One day, we won’t haven’t listen to this guy talk anymore. Unequivocally, a stooge for Trump and all his bullshit and a complete asshole.

I only watch CBS during March Madness, so a bit stunned to see they apparently air NCIS, NCIS: ORIGINS, NCIS: SYDNEY, CIA, FBI, FBI: INTERNATIONAL, FBI: MOST WANTED, CSI: VEGAS, BLUE BLOODS, BOSTON BLUE, SWAT, FIRE COUNTRY, SHERIFF COUNTRY, MARSHALS, TRACKER, and THE EQUALIZER. Seems like a theme?

Time to go cashless

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Trump was asked why he used a mail-in ballot in a recent Florida special election, Trump said it was because he’s president of the United States a classic “for me but not for thee” from the guy who has spent years calling mail-in voting a form of cheating.

Totally normal

Candy is being crushed at heretofore unseen levels.

Small Business Administrator Kelly Loeffler is on Fox riffing on why Dems are to blame for the crash last night in LaGuardia, because nobody in the Trump administration has real job duties beyond going on TV and fluffing the leader

The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.

Looks like ICE is really helping TSA agents at this airport. 🙄

"You see, just like our president, I'm a fucking idiot who's motivated mostly by spite"

You can feel the efficiency

Their whole mantra now is that it’s just fun to make people miserable and make life harder for everyone around them.

Ben McCollum’s pre-game speech

In one year, Ben McCollum just did what Steve Alford, Todd Lickliter, and Fran McCaffery all could not do.

The Iowa Fucking Hawkeyes!!!!

It’s all just political theater by the Trump administration.

I think staffing airport screening stations with incompetent, anti-social vigilantes who murder strangers isn’t ideal.

War is peace.

Just picturing ICE beating the shit out of someone when some pocket lint sets off the full body scanner.

@johnfetterman.com Do us all a favor and get f*cked.

Why are all the stupid people so confident?

Stupidity might be a bigger problem than being evil. But I think this guy is both.

Fox News is not news

It’s almost like he’s hoping for it so that he can have an excuse to use “emergency powers”

Absolute sociopath.

White House touts Markwayne Mullin's impeccable qualifications for the cabinet, citing his experience being bad at his previous jobs.

What is war, if not a military action?

The Big Ten ref favoritism of Michigan is just out of spite to Iowa fans at this point.