u.m.a.

Mood Swings is very fun y'all

God I could go for some msg right now

We've created a world so prosperous that it's become more viable than ever to just forget basic self preservation instincts.

such a powerful statement... 🦀🦀

I finally have access to internet again, which means its time for me to do my favorite thing in life - blasting the Doobies at full blast while imagining myself on a yacht.

Celsius is a perfectly reasonable temperature system. You should hear "35" and think, yeah, it's hotter than mercury out there. "32" though is a perfectly normal temperature.

this is a story about a person who fled to seattle because their life was threatened because of who they are, the other a person who fled seattle because he was a selfish and entitled person who felt out of place these are not the same www.npr.org/2026/06/08/n...

"We'll call it 'African thirst' and say its a serious, personal affliction which demands special treatment. We'll say that you can find it in the heat of Pittsburgh or the bustle of NYC, or the dusty playing field of Willamette University" Walter:

"just use the same sky photo we used for Pilotwings, no one will notice"

Is it carbon monoxide

Interview went badly. Don’t think this Palantir job thing is going to work out

i would love nothing more than to go "America fuck yeah" as motorbikes do backflips to some red, white, and blue fireworks but not if it's sponsored by crypto and specifically in service of a dying rapist's birthday party

Norn Ace 💗. #umamusume #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘イラスト

idk who needs to hear this but trans people are not the reason gas prices are rising

She's made it really damn clear that the reason it's something we know in Florida but you never see discussed elsewhere is because people like her who work in tropical disease biology know full well that air conditioning helps, but implementation would run counter to their ecofascist degrowth ends.

I have the final round interview tomorrow for a position that would end my unemployment spell and move me out of florida. Please keep me in your prayers.

I have the final round interview tomorrow for a position that would end my unemployment spell and move me out of florida. Please keep me in your prayers.

I wonder if you could get revised liability rules to gut UFC through reconciliation

Adding Joe Biden's birthday as a national holiday would probably result in the creation of an American golden week equivalent due to proximity to Thanksgiving

One fun Ben Shapiro fact is that he was offended that a Supergirl (TV) villain had aesthetic similarities to him when the show was extremely sympathetic to that villain and gave him a far more sympathetic past than Ben's

You just couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. A lot of the cast are dead.

Our divine heating, their blasphemous AC

The Dems showered those "hicks and rednecks" with literal billions in IRA subsidies and they thanked them by spitting in their faces and voting for Trump by Assad margins.

重做了一次 🐾🥼🐈‍⬛✨🐈

Part of why I’m so noisily liberal and pro-democrat is that the world is full of idiots who just parrot what’s around them, and I don’t want the “fuck democrats” crowd to sound like a consensus.

You might think this is crazy. Please know that there is a member of Harvard Law Faculty who believes that the constitution was written to enable a Catholic monarchy despite being written by patriots who hated both things.

Fable was a romantic at heart, snuffed out in its prime. And really, that's the most beautiful way for any romantic to go out.

I'm tired of all the lying

Over four times greater than Gaza's entire population, and fulfilling a long sought goal of DSA.

New Panty and Stocking is fucking wild. There's an episode with a brief Ninja Turtles parody next to one doing an in depth parody of Italian slashers from the 70s.

The 1979 Star Trek poster resembles a Pride flag but it seemed like something was missing so I added some square wrinkles

To be fair, voting for a spree killer is entirely consistent v/v the violent @parkermolloy.com defurrification agenda

They hate America

Well, my town’s local reddit is getting increasingly glonzo about ai and water

I should try to post better

It won't happen, I know it, but they have the opportunity to make it "THE _O__LD _RUMP." My most erotic fantasy is THE OLD RUMP and they have to stop for the night due to all the work stoppages caused by the last minute court nonsense.

wait this ones actually in the game i thought that text dialogue option was just a meme

Gotta get me some of that Susan Collins luck

BASTARDS. Trump take everything from me.

Actual line from Claude: "Scrubs is Persona 3's memento mori wearing Nozaki-kun's clothes."

Therapist: Woke Vision isn't real. He can't hurt you. Woke vision:

America refused to play by the rules.

Sarah McBride (ordained Presbyterian elder) and Raphael Warnock (Baptist pastor with a PhD from seminary school) are both considered less "Christian" than Donald freaking Trump.

Fuck Mina the Hollower had a good ending.

whoa they made a toy from Deep Space Nine episode where Odo has to play hoops on the holodeck that I think I only dreamed happened