Voting isn’t like shopping because if I choose to not buy a t shirt, the ugliest one I looked at doesn’t ship itself to my house and staple itself onto my torso.

If they’re doing this out of some sober concern for winning the election, it would require the belief that you can run someone who captures leftist voters while not losing the same number (absolute best case) or more (realistically) centrists, which is conclusively incorrect

The user base of this site is a small group of the most mentally unwell and out of touch leftists on Earth. If you’re not routinely getting ratioed here you’re doing something wrong

If I had spent all of 2024 telling people not to vote for Democrats because I stupidly didn’t think Trump would be that bad, I would cope with my guilt by inventing an alternate universe where President Harris did all the same things Trump did

I have spoken with several senior FBI counterintelligence officers who believe that there is a reasonably strong prospect that Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign intelligence asset.

One thing many people refuse to understand is that voting for Kamala Harris doesn’t excuse you for telling everyone she sucks and convincing others not to vote for her

Oh ok thanks for the information. Guess Trump is no big deal really

The really important thing to do when the whole country is mad about something they see as not normal is to remind them it’s very normal actually

People seem to think that Will Stancil driving around following ICE is a form of “posting”

“Normies” don’t have a worldview that is entirely determined by what Chuck Schumer says

Credit where credit’s due to the first Republican official who refers to “luxury space communism.”

The word “enshittification,” initially a provocative and exciting term to describe a novel phenomenon, appears to be going through some kind of process where its quality declines as people recklessly modify its usage to score cheap discourse points.

You can’t punch left. The rule is that the more left you are, the better person you are. I am supposed to be able to criticize everyone else without any fear of pushback or accountability.

bad news, mattb: they have a solution, but it’s aborting half the crowd. if they do it you’re never getting dino nuggets again

woke has infiltrated the warhammer meme subreddits, I repeat the woke has infiltrated the the warhammer meme subreddit

Unlike liberals, I think better things* are possible. *Some restrictions apply. Ineligible better things may include reforming the police, building more housing, regulating healthcare, or voting for a boring liberal running against the worst human being on the whole planet.

Trump said he would deport 20 million people. Harris said that Trump would deport 20 million people. Americans didn't believe that Trump would deport 20 million people and voted for him. I am therefore forced to conclude this was a Democratic messaging problem

From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.

One of the most satisfying things you can possibly do is reply “Corn Pop was a real guy” to some bozo on the internet

My feeling about Gavin Newsom is he realizes people like Ben Shapiro aren’t going away and one thing to try is getting Democrats on those platforms so there’s a chance people will hear their own words instead of solely being presented a caricature of liberals

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Very predictable that Democrats like Parker Molloy pushing the DNC toward a defurrication agenda that makes the furry community as a whole feel attacked and unsafe would lead to our so-called “opposition party” getting OUTFLANKED by Trump and the GOP on the issue of furry allyship. 😩

It was actually a good idea for Kamala Harris to not undermine the Biden administration’s involvement in a foreign crisis to potentially gain a small handful of voters by changing her position on what polling indicated was the 15th most important issue in the 2024 election

If someone calls you stupid, I've found the simplest and most effective way to respond is "mm no actually you're stupid." They never have any idea how to respond

It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile

remember: a “gender watch” means the conditions exist for the discourse to become gender. a “gender warning” means there is a verified sighting of the discourse being gender. we are in a gender watch

I would say this is about the median interaction with leftists on Twitter now. It’s kind of pitiful actually

The US has some TV shows about police, an institution that doesn’t exist anywhere else in the world. This is propaganda

I would put being a Juche supporter like 2 notches dumber than being a young earth creationist

There was one simple thing we could have done to prevent the roach infestation in the first place

every once in a while i remember this stupid fucking cartoon and get so fucking mad

Leftists thought Trump would dick around for a couple years, maybe accidentally pass Medicare 4 All, and die

Kidnapping a foreign head of state on lawfare drug charges to steal oil is the most insane thing a President has done in US history. It is extremely easy to not be dumb about this but many people are failing spectacularly

New speakeasy opening in Durham @unlox.bsky.social

Nicolas Maduro exits the courthouse after his acquittal. He sits on the bottom step, takes a deep breath and puts his head in his hands. “I’m glad that’s over… but now what?” Suddenly a shadow emerges over him. He looks up in disbelief. “Nic,” the voice says, “welcome to the Caracas of America.”

90% of Americans being funneled into social media Democrat hate machines was a bad development

The Republican Party is led by a senile pedophile who just started an illegal war. But my liberal coworker says “immigrants, we get the job done” all the time even though he’s a third generation Indian-American who grew up in Fremont. I have never felt more politically homeless.

I get that I am out of step with much of this site on the question of 1/6 impeachment timing, and I’m fine with that; but I do find it funny that the argument rests on finding a well of decency among republicans and is made by those who mock other Dems for saying anything similar.

Maybe the best political axis is “hates old people” vs “doesn’t hate old people. It unites, for example, Nate Silver’s anti-Biden obsession and complaints about Covid lockdowns

What the fuck other reasons could there have been to shut the schools down? Trying to boost Zoom’s profits?

Trump is bringing back battlefield hot air balloons

Bluesky is a boon for toxic leftists. The most conservative people on here are center-left liberals, who they think are the most evil people in the world, and they can target them with impunity free of worry that they might accidentally criticize a Virtuous But Misguided Conservative.

The left dropped climate change as an issue because Joe Biden dumped piles of money into green energy and EVs and they couldn’t use it as a club to beat up Democrats with anymore.

Acts like an alcoholic but never actually drinks alcohol 🚩🚩🚩

You heard it from Donald Trump folks: if your parents hate Donald Trump and are really annoying about it, it's not that unreasonable to murder them

"Donald Trump is an extremely terrible human being who should not be president of the United States." That's a very simple idea that many many people on the left and center have spent the past 10 years dithering about for some reason. (cc: @tmbhmltn.bsky.social)

I am filing a discrimination complaint against Southern Ozarks Bible College for giving me a zero on my essay “From Jesus to the Golden Throne: How the Emperor’s Sacrifice Has Protected Us Through the Ages”

The corporations really got us good on Black Friday with baby stuff. The stroller you want is 15% off, but only the Ripe Speckled Banana with Magenta Trim color scheme.

The Republican strategy in 2024 was "we know Trump is a colossal piece of shit, but that's not as bad as being a really old guy," and the Democratic Party forcing him out reinforced to many people the idea that the stakes of electing Trump weren't all that high

Andy Serkis reads 10 CFR 50.69