The Marie Antoinette of the 21st century:

"We asked a hundred people, 'Name a member of Rishi Sunak's cabinet who's still in the Tory Party ', and you said —"

A dedicated Nazi - she even uses the term ‘cultural Marxism’ - has left a dedicated fascist party to join the official Nazi Party UK Ltd. Groundbreaking.

So basically Reform UK is now Rishi Sunak's Cabinet, just led by Nigel Farage.

For fuck's sake... 🤦

Is he dead yet?

So it's war with America. I'm up for that. Whatever the cost, it's time they found out they are not God's gift to the world. They need a good hard slap.

Kemi Badenoch must be having a dreadful week. So that's a plus.

It is perfectly possible to deplore Trump's hatred towards his opponents while at the same time being on (roughly) day 3,486 of wishing he were dead.

“Deepfake child pornography is fine as long as only adults get to see it” is a curious place for the modern Conservative Party to find itself, but here we are

In the spirit of brotherly love, could I gently enquire why the almighty **** are government departments, government ministers and Labour MPs *STILL* using X?

You have GOT to remove this fucking app from your life. I am serious. Delete all your posts and get the hell off of X right now, or be branded as a fascist supporting bigot. It's done. Get off.

Alternative headline: humiliating and abusing women on X by digitally undressing them is now a privilege reserved to paying users.

Well I suppose there was always going to be a piracy phase....

Dear newspapers. The word is "kidnap" not "capture".

An Englishman, an Irishwoman, and a Scotsman walk into a turret.... #TraitorsUK

Anyone interested in Wagner may like to know that tomorrow the German TV station 3Sat is showing all 4 parts of the Ring. Production from Zurich Opera 2024, Noseda conducing. Starts 8am UK time.

One of the cool things about being queer is that in the theatre of life you get to perform on stage but also see behind the scenes... You know the props are cardboard and the explosions are fake! When people make grand assertions about sex and gender you know it's all a show.

Mine can be summed up as "never walk backwards while in the same room as a member of the royal family". You don't get to meet the person themself, but you do meet some lovely security people.

Miniature musical instrument makers admit defeat as violin size requirement for story is declared "too small to build."

Anyone who does or endorses fox hunting is a cunt. Animals which cause issues can be killed humanely to minimise suffering. If you endorse starving dogs ripping a terrified animal apart whilst you sit yourself on your horse and laugh you can fuck off.

We in Reform will safeguard important traditions like cheering on rich toffs as they set out to rip animals to pieces. Oiks - know your place.

Went to edit my username to be something Xmassy and now I just want to be called Alice Lastname

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

🎄 Just getting my last Xmas cards out there. ✍🏼 Dear cabinet....

Israel's cheerleaders should just be honest. They want to criminalise all speech condemning Israel's behaviour. They want Israel to be able to slaughter as many Palestinians as it wants, and for it to be a criminal offence to oppose that. That's their actual intentions!

Why is the far right triumphing across the West? Because ordinary citizens are told they're trapped in a zero-sum game - competing with migrants for scarce resources. This is a lie. A failed economic order is to blame: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Anyone can become disabled. Anyone can become chronically ill. It’s not a choice. It’s not a moral failing. It’s not something you can “try harder” your way out of. You can be the healthiest person in the world & completely disabled in an instant. It’s a minority group you can join anytime.

There's nothing that convinces you more that the majority of humankind deserve eternal damnation than having to use a walking stick in Manchester for a day.

What use is tendonitis? Comes out of nowhere on a busy day, says, "Nope, you're not going to be doing any of that stuff", and hurts like hell. Useless bloody thing

Actually, money alone WILL fix the NHS. Specifically, money to recruit/retain a full workforce and money to build/maintain buildings and equipment. Expecting productivity gains without enough workers and/or adequate capital investment is idiotic.

Jesus: I was hungry and you gave me food; I was thirsty and you gave me drink; I was a stranger and you took me in. (Matthew 25:35). Protestors on the Tommy Robinson ‘Put the Christ Back into Christmas’ rally carrying a sign that reads ‘Stop the Boats’.

"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you said 'fuck off back where you came from', I was sick and you said we should replace the NHS with private health insurance..."

I've decided Charles Dickens isn't the person who invented our modern Xmas, he's just the twat who made it socially unacceptable to hate it.

You'd think people would have heard "get the twatting flu jab" by now, but.... BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6... Flu cases jump sharply in England as NHS faces 'worst-case scenario'

I don't mind Xmas (I really don't, honestly) but does it have to be so exhaustingly, overwhelmingly *everywhere*?

Today, for no particular reason, I find myself furious at anyone who thinks "classical" music died in about 1911. You're all utter arseholes.

Any sensible country would have a revolution....

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. "And darkness and decay and the Red Death held illimitable power over all."

Wes Streeting is basically just Mrs Thatcher in drag, isn't he?

No

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

What possible justification can there be for yet again freezing income tax thresholds rather than raising the level of income tax on the rich, let alone for doing this rather than properly taxing wealth, property ownership included? It is straightforwardly wicked.

I cannot see why private jets should in any circumstances be permitted. If people consider themselves too grand to travel otherwise, we have no need of them in this country. There is no excuse for such wanton. environmentally catastrophic selfishness, none whatsoever.

Why are there so many different ways to spell the name Alastair, Alister, Allister, Alyster, Alystair, Allystair, Allyster, Alastor, Allaster, Alasdair, Alastair, Allistier, or Alisdair?

Music of the day: pure, crystalline beauty youtu.be/U44GwVMz3n0?...

"Hands up if you caused 23,000 extra deaths by being a dithering incompetent twat"

That snake Gove making excuses for that POS Johnson & the wholly inappropriate focus on Johnson's future career is distasteful in the extreme given unnecessary deaths ..