Ah screw it let's do a 10% OFF SALE everything for the whole of March. Use code MAR10 at checkout davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com #illustration #art #sale #humancreator #illustrator

Gonna tell the kids World War 3 was started by one of the cast members of Home Alone 2.

Tummy ache fox 1

monkey with a cup of exploding coffee

I've added Vintage to my shop! 104 pages of #illustration & #comics goodness for just £10! £10.00 !!!! Short stories from 2009-2025 plus extra davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com/product/vint... Grab one...

Coffee Tiger, 2021

BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784

*stops writing Melania 2 screenplay*

liz truss has now been a podcaster for longer than she was prime minister

The Claudia Wickerman (1973)

Call me Ishmael.

Asked and answered in 2015, 2017, 2024, etc. But GL isn't statutory law. It's a law of physics. Also: suspending laws is what the Other Side does.

Trump Ramblespeech remix…

Newly added art for Friday. Sometimes they go quick! I mean sometimes they don’t. But here they are! Houses horses Toni 🤼 www.chloecumming.com (The Houses are in paintings section, Toni in wrestlers section) thank you.

I'm selling more of my original artwork. Hand drawn strips I did for Beano, Dandy, and Doctor Who Magazine. Auctions end next Sunday, 18th January. www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?i...

I've made a medley of Diarrhoea songs! I've taken some of your "favourites" from the thread below, as well as added some new songs. youtu.be/qjvWPPhrNnU

this is brilliant, and so damn cool www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSiu...

"Storm Goretti"

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Whisky monkey is sold, but MANY monkeys are still available if you like art and monkeys and effort

Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:

Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.

A link to a mates documentary The Creeping Garden as it's on sale- A mysterious fungi documentary meets art, a fascinating exploration of intelligence and the world under our feet. It's fabulous ! 95% on Rotten Tomatoes www.arrowfilms.com/p/the-creepi...

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you

Takes a few seconds and this is definitely needed so please do your bit. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Here is a painting from 2005 which I’ve just added to my website for a decent more self respecting ‘fine art’ price than I usually charge. It feels weird and it’s taken me ages to build up to it. This is called Lion, Embers and Wrestlers. Link to paintings page: www.chloecumming.com/paintings

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Monday bump

US scientists uncover oldest directly dated ice, preserved for 6 million years The ice holds tiny air bubbles that act as “time machines,” granting a look into the planet’s past climate interestingengineering.com/science/olde...

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

Man Down -Title sequence, such great fun to make. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE-L...

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Lennon/McCartney (many moods) Some available here: www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...

OK, going to have trouble paying rent again this month due to back injury. Would appreciate so much the spreading of my online shop to get some cool orders sent out next week. All signed. davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com

Previously:

Hello, I’m Chloe and I’ve added these tiny but vibrant punch-packing original ink-dominated drawings to my art website as items to buy. I’m always grateful to those who share these posts. And when people buy them, well that’s just the best www.chloecumming.com

Breaking: Trump awarded Nobel Pissed Prize

Being forced to use a VPN to access work related sites as my webcam doesn't work on the selfie scanners.

Jane Goodall - such a joy to take to - so dynamic so full of love

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

One of the unexpected things I've learned from my advocacy for trans people is how malignant parts of the State can be, how it can misuse data for positively evil purposes. It's taught me people can't be safe with a digital ID card and so I've signed this. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Jesus. Trump saying 12-year olds are “fully formed” (implying they’re ready for sex) is next level creepy.

If Trump didn't like the elevator he should have tried the lifts in his shoes.