TLDR: everything stays the same, but if we beach the 70% squad cost rules in 2026 (we wont) then it might get tricky next season if #nufc qualify for europe

Stefan broke down the details on bow some of this works in this substack: #nufc

A brief but huge post to say I’ve got a new job. Speak in September! 📻

There’s a generation of English people who have suffered twice at the hands of these cheating fuckers. Once quite literally. BDB is all of us tonight. Into them. #engarg

There’s a 12 min highlights of that 1998 match on the BBC sport website. Alan Shearer & Michael Owen. What a team. Heartbreaking. #thefootball

Any NUFC fans seriously think there’s a moral objection to playing for a team with Visit Rwanda on the shirt so they’d rather play for a Saudi owned team instead? 🤣

Hear me out, lads. Suzuki Hoijland or Delap Garner or Mctominay Stones (yeah I know we’d never get him) All would improve our squad, all would walk into our first 11 and would provide some leaders too. #nufc

So today's blog will look at Newcastle’s position relating to the financial regulations, as applied by the Premier League and UEFA, including the implications of the UEFA settlement agreement. Includes forecasts for both 2025/26 and 2026/27 #NUFC swissramble.substack.com/p/do-newcast...

Anyone fancy posting Swiss rambles post about Newcastle from today 😁

Day 194 and a bit of culture. I haven’t had any presents and it’s my birthday. I’m sure you kind followers can make that right by donating the price of a pint to St. Benedict’s Hospice via www.justgiving.com/page/rungeor... Please don’t let this be the birthday without any gifts.

udm14.com I’ve started using this, which gives an AI-free google search.

Lads can we stop using A fucking I when a simple Google search will do? The data centres are power and water hungry cesspits. Please don’t add to it unnecessarily.

I don't have enough popcorn #nufc

The corruption is rife at the PL, who voted in rule changes to stop NUFC having a team consisting of Bruno, Tonali, Gordon Isak, Anderson & Minteh all sold (or selling) because the financial rules meant we can't really compete. What other industry would allow their competitors a huge advantage?

Petition for ITV to never have an England game again. Ad breaks right up till kick off then Matterface & Dixon. Ffs.

But, as I explain in this article for Transfermarkt, the departing big names + new players they've already signed and look set to sign in the coming weeks offer a far better long-term strategy for Eddie Howe and the club: transfermarkt.co.uk/s/WG5b

I’ve just seen a woman sat outside Greggs fanning herself with a pasty. I love this country.

Reet lads, who would you be happy with coming in as a CM for NUFC should the worst happen with BG? I know he's virtually irreplaceable, but there must be a decent alternative out there?

Count Binface has a Ko-Fi page, so if you want to help him defeat Farage, you can donate there. https://ko-fi.com/countbinface

Count Binface wants water bosses to swim in rivers to prove they’re clean. He could win a by-election on that policy alone.

Edwards latest #nufc

🚨MANZAMBI DEAL AGREED! ⚫️⚪️🎙️ Bonus pod! 🇨🇭 €60m - talks ongoing with player. ⏳ Still at World Cup so won’t be done til after. 👀 Villa interested but #NUFC always ahead. 🤝 Overpay? Why I don’t think so. YT: youtu.be/auKnphg7mEk?... Ad-free: www.patreon.com/posts/163331...

Welcome to Newcastle United 🙌

Sean Steur CONFIRMED #NUFC

Ok lads, I'm going to call this now; Bruno announces new contract keeping him at NUFC until 2030. Where's Uri Geller when you need him?

Bruno's age is irrelevant; he'll only be 29 in 5 months, and this generation of athletes aren't like the footballers of the past that we grew up on. He'll continue to be world-class for at least 5 or 6 years as he's never had pace and has developed his game to negate that. #NUFC

I completely understand that Bruno wants to win the PL & major cups, but he'd have to listen to that lego-headed weirdo's 'motivational' team talks every day too.

We’ll take Dowman & Odegaard in part-ex or you can fuck off #NUFC

Has self-pitying Farage ever thought about just turning down the cuntiness a little bit?

Whiny Nigel, the pub bore.

Christ. Farage is a boring, self-serving little man isn’t he?

hell yeah baby keep it coming (this is easily one of FIFA's worst rules in practice, functioning to prevent FIFA-unfriendly governments from leveraging their power against FIFA while allowing friendly governments to do whatever they want.) but whatever, let's go, all gas no brakes

The World Cup has brought into sharp relief how my love of football has dimmed (Hibs aside) over the last few years. A few reasons but, really, it's VAR. A game of passion and emotion surrendered to apparatchiks poring over lines and graphs, players and fans not knowing whether or when to celebrate

Andy Burnham looks like he might cancel the NHS England contract with Palantir, they also have one worth 2.5x as much with the MoD. RT if you want them both out of the UK.

Left-footed left winger who has gone from Sweden to Germany to the bright lights of the Premier League. Shot volume is a worry, but I think creative numbers stand up better to league transitions plus he's young & improving. Physically, looks a good match given he's still maturing. Promising #NUFC

If Tonali is worth £100m, how much is Bruno G worth? Surely no one can afford him now? Fingers crossed…#NUFC

Nufc, Villa & Chelsea hit with fines from uefa while Man C just do what they like. Why don’t other clubs follow that example & just tie the accusers up in court?

115 charges and you’re allowed to buy a player for £130m that someone else had to sell to avoid 1 charge? Makes sense 👍🏻 meantime, we’re working out which of our best players we can let go for the most money after qualifying for the CL - again.

🚨 Fabrizio Romano to Sunderland, here we go! Verbal agreement in place, agreed days ago. No doubts. Romano said no way to other offers. Sunderland to pay large fee: a pizza on Roker Beach and a go on the local seagull #nufc

Edwards v Romano #nufc

Football is broken isn't it? The aspirational element - the belief that you can be the best...it's not there. A select few have taken it all for themselves. What's the point of any of it anymore? #nufc #Football

26/27 🔀 The new #NUFC home kit launched in style with an exclusive event in the city. Thanks to @newcastleunited.com and Adidas for the invite to host social content. #hwtl #newcastleunited #toonarmy #newcastleupontyne

If you’re not a fan of the new @newcastleunited.com home kit, this alternative is amazing courtesy of the NUFC London supporters’ club and @kitlocker.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DZa0vFg...

Israel forces killed Lebanese Brigadier General Wissam Sabra along with 2 high ranking soldiers. Israel claimed his vehicle was moving suspiciously. It’s clear they targeted him. The Lebanese president stated Israel is thwarting all efforts at peace. More Gazans were slaughtered today as well.

🚨 Inside #nufc Ewen Jaouen deal - and what comes next ⚪️ 'Sign to the market' ⚫️ #nufc want quick deals ⚪️ Nick Pope/Odysseas Vlachodimos updates ⚪️ 'He's a different beast..' @dembabafoot insight after year working together at @usldunkerque Read 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

Take a look at this lovely team goal from our Women's First Team 🤩 A brilliant piece of play finished by Stella Berezowski, in just the second minute of Saturday's game against Cliftonville! #CCFC84 🇮🇹