I’ve always said Knox Hydration is my go-to beverage #nufc

Always a pleasure seeing Miles Kane live, he really brings the energy!

Another game, another shocking ref #nufc

Happy new year friends!

It’s so nice to be on the correct side of a late winner for once #nufc

I’m on a train to Thirsk in North Yorkshire, but it’s the Kings Cross to Sunderland train so it’s full of Mackems. Gross.

Do any betting sites have odds on Joelinton ending Mason Greenwood’s career tonight? #nufc

Forgetting to put the bins out the night before and therefore having to do in -1c this morning is not the one.

Had the pleasure of seeing Sigrid perform an acoustic set in my hometown this evening to celebrate the release of her new album. 10/10, no notes

Been in London today and didn’t get stabbed #Success

That fucking throw 🤯🥵 #nufc

Huge win and a performance to go with it!Woltemade really was a joy to watch and Gordon just grew in confidence after each goal, I thought he was fantastic as were a few others #NUFC

Big performance tonight. Let’s kick on! #nufc

Always proud of the boys. Not our night, but glad we got a goal #nufc

The more I see of #FM26, the more excited I am. Will need a new laptop for it though 😭

Two magpies, we’re smashing Barca tonight #nufc

Woltemade debut goal and a win. Chefs kiss 👌🏻 #nufc

I’ve got so much love for Carlos Alcaraz #usopen

The new Jehnny Beth album slaps btw.

Spent a good chunk of August in the mountains in Italy with very little internet access, away from all of the transfer nonsense. Would honestly recommend it. Glad it’s over, happy with our new boys. Howay the lads! #nufc

I’ve not seen a single second of the Club World Cup and from what I see people say, I’m missing nowt

Carlos Alcaraz to Sinner after losing to him in Wimbledon final “I have to congratulate Jannik once again.. Really happy to build a really good relationship off the court and great rivalry on court that makes me improve every day.” ❤️

Carlos seems in good spirits, that’s nice to see #Wimbledon

First Polish and Italian singles winners this weekend #Wimbledon

As always, when Sinner and Alcaraz share a court, there’s never a loser. Simply a winner. Congratulations Jannik #Wimbledon

Adidas have smashed it with the Wimbledon threads this year! Shame about how the Adidas athletes are decked out over the rest of the tour though #Wimbledon

This anti-doping charge just makes you think how bad Mykhailo Mudryk would be WITHOUT the performance enhancing drugs

Today, the tennis gods provided a feast and we ate well. Vamos Alcaraz! 🎾

One of life’s simple pleasures: showering in Italy. Honestly can’t be beaten.

Mbeumo clearly isn’t a serious footballer then

Eddie Howe’s ‘Emi Martinez’ red card’ Mags! #nufc

Relying on Manchester United was not on my bingo card #nufc

Champions League qualification in the most Newcastle way possible 😂 Howay the lads! #nufc

Let’s smash those toffee eating bastards! #nufc

Fucking Sunderland ruining my weekend

Can’t believe I’d ever be in a world where I’d have to say this, but Jacob Murphy has been robbed #nufc #England #ThreeLions

Nice kit. That is all I have to say #nufc

San Marino there, coming out dressed as the Italian flag #Eurovision

Premier League app is the worst app around btw.

If Arsenal can’t beat Liverpool, and then we beat Arsenal, we’d go 2nd. What the fuck #nufc

Called it!

I beat a Chelsea fan in a tennis match on Thursday, therefore we’ll do them tomorrow #nufc

Magpies > Eagles #nufc

Purple patch Murphy makes me so happy #nufc

We are so class #nufc

It was so obvious that Tonali would score when this arrived today #nufc

Sandro olé olé olé #nufc

Rest in peace, the George Foreman grill.

Called it #ENGALB #ThreeLions