I offered my 2 year old a banana and he went "Wait! Have to put book away!" and then put his book away in the right place before stumbling over mumbling banana over and over. This kids a genius I'm so cooked he'll usurp me in weeks at this point. I don't even always put my stuff away right.

When someone only played NES Ghosts n Goblins so you put them onto the Arcade version

There are a variety of videos on YouTube going over the idea that “they don’t make em like they used to” and the reality is that they often do, but you’re going to pay an inflation adjusted price for it. $20 in 1975 is $120 today. We’ve become accustomed to incredibly cheap goods.

The fact we only have the Sonic OVA soundtrack because some guy thought "maybe I can look through the credits & just ask each person who worked on it politely" is really funny to me.

"the sequel to our really successful normal single player thing is a multiplayer roguelike" and I get the one piece haki premonition of someone dying

In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.

Whoever came up with the “Thing, Japan” meme is an anthropologist

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Fire Emblem archetypes have always been a widely accepted and universally beloved concept. There's Ests, Jagens, Gotohs, and Malleduses, the latter of which literally just means "character who is a tactician", apparently. Amongst these archetypes, none are nearly as beloved as the Frey archetype.

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The majority of gamers believe that by virtue of buying a game you are owed a credits roll, and hold the right to tinker hysterically with the game to that, or any other ends. nobody wants to admit it but this isn't art for a lot of you. It's a toy, a dopamine dispenser.

getting lost or confused is bad design getting frustrated is bad design getting bored is bad design getting stressed is bad design getting anxious is bad design so on and so forth

for games to become art culturally what is needed is an understanding of their musicality, which is to say you don't need a deep thesis from some evil ass jazz to understand that it's art, It's all feeling. But currently a lot of the possible feelings from 'play' are just considered bad design

"games are art" enjoyers puking and shitting when a game is old and has weird controls

"are games art?" asinine question "are games treated as art culturally?" not even a little bit, not even by the vast majority of people who care about proving that games are art

Smile Bomb 💣 - #yuyuhakusho #art

rosalina cuz like #mario

mega man star force 2

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

small domino: saudi prince thinks iori yagami is cool big domino: EA patches slurs into Dragon Age: Veilguard

🌟 DASHCON 3 INFO 😀 - Yes, there will be a ball pit! - The Superwholock panel has been moved from Saturday to Sunday - All attendees are forbidden from defaming the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the Saudi royal family, legal system, government, or any religion, religious figure, or religious practice

idk if i'll ever finish this welch so here's the sketch for now

this is extremely unfair. If you sit Gorkus next to your archer unit and waste time for fifty turns you get a look into his Deep Inner World where you find out he actually likes pottery, and if you do that two more times you find out that war sucks and he's pretty good at pottery. Deep characters!

In Nineteen Eighty Four all art for the "proles" is created without human intervention at all because they just feed a set number of scenarios and words into fiction machines and songwriting machines, which then create them and disperse them widely to keep the proles happy and FOR FUCK'S SAKE ORWELL

I’m too old for this bullshit but kids need to get with it and play Chrono Trigger because they’ll meet a lovable medieval frog and be swept away by the orchestral magic of Yasunori Mitsuda instead of whatever the fuck this is

Every awful corp and Saudi investment in the FGC won't kill the fact that all you need is a venue and a couple consoles to do this thing

if there's anything you can learn from undertale, it's that if your friends are super into something, you should put some of that stuff in the things you make. not just to make them smile, but because it will probably end up making a whole lot of other people smile, too.

how it feels to work customer service

Samus with a Jacket

We did it guys We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out! undertale.com/10/

If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up

I don't know who made this but I feel it keenly.

this is what it's like playing every new Persona game

it takes everything in my power not to trivialize the deterioration of america by posting "this would make an insanely funny episode of aaron sorkin's the newsroom" every 72 hours

they should make a fighting game that's completely impossible for newcomers but also has no depth whatsoever

God this show rules. Send-up of classic police procedurals and movies that its target audience of kids almost definitely had zero frame of reference for. There was a goddamn Silence of the Lambs parody episode. Nobody was doing it like Filmore, man.

Sonic and friend have started a group chat!! 🌀🎧🖥️ #Sonic #SonicTheHedgehog #Tails #Knuckles #AmyRose

Stripes #OC

I think it's a sign of how cowed the American media is that we're getting pieces like "you have to understand, in Korean culture, it's considered very rude for someone to lock you in a brutal prison camp for a week for no reason." Like yeah, any free people would be offended by that?

"There is a man I hate so much that simply killing him will not satisfy me. For that reason I refuse to die." has gotta be one of the hardest character introduction lines I've ever heard.

wanted to draw gardenia today

Kickstarters are going to be destroyed by the tariffs. Everybody who sells actual objects has them built outside America. No USA presses can do small-run tarot cards or boardgames. No American factories will do (say) short-run ita bags or enamel pins. The facilities don't exist.

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