yeah this is just lying like, this isn’t fudging, “we’ve only used this projection that’s favorable to us” type statistics manipulation like we’re used to, this is just flat out up is down black is white lying in the service of pushing nazi policy and it should be treated as such

THE POPE IS QUOTING GANDALF!!!

So basically Trump is on the honor system for paying the correct amount of taxes he owes since he has now been given audit immunity by his former criminal defense lawyer. I’m sure we can count on him being honest and paying the correct amount.

I think tonight’s Cavaliers implosion is beat out only by this moment. Anyhow, Im gonna go crawl into a hole for a while

Dear Hulu, There is no world where the SKYCAM is the primary way I want to watch the Eastern Conference Finals. PLEASE stop making it the main option for watching when I open the app Best

Idk wtf is wrong with me, but I slept wonderfully last night, got at least 8 hrs of sleep, yet today I feel like I got no sleep. Wtf body. Y u do dis? 🫠

Under the guise of protecting America, Trump's counterterrorism strategy takes aim at wide swaths of Americans, putting targets on the backs of the most vulnerable. interc.pt/4nxEPEV

If we are in a position in 200 years to worry about the effects of low birth rates, that’s a huge W from a climate change perspective.

I've had some folks asking whats going on with the podcast and just made a post in our discord. Going to be taking a break for a while. Appreciate all yall <3 Go follow @comedianmtg.bsky.social if you aren't already for the good good cEDH content

I still don't get how buying a t-shirt makes anyone an ally. I wish it was that simple. (insert merch option here, there are many and it's not the one thing). Support people. Vote. Use your voice. When challenged, stand your ground against hate. You can do it wearing flip-flops and a hairnet.

I better not catch any of you listening to that Drake album tomorrow

Syndergaard is such a perfect avatar for the MAHA movement – a guy who probably cost himself several hundred million dollars via his persistent belief in quack medicine, most famously the time he refused an MRI while playing with a partially torn muscle then pitched again and fully tore it

Everyday I wake up and look at the news, I feel like my parents needed the lessons from veggietales more than I did 🫠

The Roberts Court, the Trump White House, and the national GOP are acting like this is their one big shot. Either they secure the lasting end of US Constitutional democracy, or they’re in very serious trouble from the backlash. And they’ve already gone so far that there’s no other possibility.

do not ask the audience what content they want to see. They will not actually show up. I promise. Make something you want to make & if an audience exists for what you’re doing, they’ll come. Don’t worry about thinking there’s “too much” of that thing either. If you wanna make it thats good enough.

"hey cutie, are you trying to violate the geneva convention or why are you carrying those biological weapons with you?"

And yes, if you’ve ever heard white liberals or progressives talk about who they prefer in the primary without considering that Black voters determine the Democratic nominee, or whine about South Carolina or other Southern primaries, then you’ve heard complaints about Black political power

The backlash against Barack Obama by white people very specifically has revived Jim Crow. Now they’re ready to argue about what Obama should be doing in this moment when they spent years making excuses for their racist relatives and complaining about avenues of Black political power

Amazon Prime really blessed us with icons behind the mic for the Spurs Timberwolves game. Kevin Harlin, Candace Parker, D Wade Like what a crew damn

LOOK AT WHAT THEY STOLE FROM YOU 😭😭😭

Everytime an NBA team does a 90s throwback night like Minnesota is tonight, I have to pour one out for how HARD 90s NBA logos went WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY

yes. change the statute on which this decision turned and redistrict according to the legitimacy conferred by the people of the state

Pete Buttigieg took a brief leave when his son was in the ICU and Republicans still attack him for it to this day. But Duffy goes on an extended vacation to shoot a reality show while there are all sorts of pressing problems with air travel and Fox News thinks it's awesome. Beyond parody.

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

The rules of redistricting are simple: Republicans are free to do whatever they want, and Democrats are also free to do whatever Republicans want.

Ya know what the difference between this Hantavirus outbreak and Covid-19 is (beyond the way its transmits)? WE KNOW A LOT ABOUT THIS VIRUS. Its not an unkown! There are treatments and developed procedures. People forget that most of what made covid-19 so deadly was that is was NOVEL

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

All Ive taken from the gerrymandering discussion lately is that until it is banned outright, Democrats need to gerrymander more aggressively in order to end it. Its basically the only way you can win this

This dropped around the same time as this interview - Neil Gorsuch on Megyn Kelly’s show. He was talking about how “young conservatives must have courage to stand by their beliefs.” Sounds apolitical to me!

yeah man, we’re all just dummies who don’t understand that you’re just judicial monks operating in a sphere of pure law [puts finger to ear] what’s this, clarence thomas gave another speech blaming progressives for hitler?

Lawns are such a scam my god

Yards are the biggest scam ever sold to the human race. What an absolute waste of my energy just so my dog has some place to poop that doesnt require me to take her UGH

Today is objectively the best day this week to mow the lawn but god i hate that chore so much.

New Kacey Musgraves album was *fine* It was a good listen and I bet probably hits a lot better on vinyl.

I strongly support worker rights and offer my voice and platform to help spread the word. The games industry is brutal on employees and and effort to make their lives better and their relationship to work healthier is worthwhile.

What can I say, I like the pop girlies

Imagine that.

The way I go from barely paying attention to the NBA to locked tf in during the playoffs should be studied by anthropologists

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This seems far likelier to me than an outright plagiarism issue. Processes break down under pressure - I’m gonna continue to give the benefit of the doubt to the artist who has consistently done good ethical work and side eye wotc until I hear something new and crazy

I think some people may be missing the forest for the trees. No one is saying that replicating another artists work is good, but I think there is a difference in a newer artist who has done a few cards stealing art, and an 80 year old man who has contributed some of the most iconic art in the game.

Seeing as “treason” is punishable by death in the USA one could argue that Trump is making death threats against elected government officials which I’m pretty sure is a crime.

I am first and foremost a Jayson Tatum hater, so I will be channeling my Philly sports fan energy tonight cause FUCK THE CELTICS

So, is Scott Jennings still employed, @cnn.com? Was there any accountability or penalty for his outburst? Any warning? Again, you told the rest of us we were "Brand Ambassadors" of the network at all times, at public events, on air, and on social media. Let us know, please! We're all waiting.

bon talking about ivankov calling him the queen of all queens and the king of the queer folk 🥹🥹 can’t wait til right-wing meltdown when this arc is officially live action

🔥 @timmiller.bsky.social : “You can’t tell me it’s a real democracy if by exec order the governor can nullify your vote… in Tennessee — the idea that NASHVILLE & MEMPHIS would not have representation? How is that democracy? That’s preposterous.” @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn

Watched Raiders of the Lost Ark tonight (cause who doesnt need a lil adventure) and jfc Im glad PG-13 exists now cause this movie really felt like a *hard* PG (I know you used to get away with more in PG movies but still. There was a ton of blood and gore)

Absolute truth from Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Mike Luckovich. We warned you. You did it anyway. At that one moment, all you had to do was check the right box for a thriving, peaceful and successful life. And now every decent American is under complete, life-threatening assault.