only two more years of mindless AI slop and badly cropped stock images on businesses will become "retro"

My favorite social bait and switch happens when I write mails at work. In writing, I am almost painfully formal. You'd think ChatGPT typed out my message...is what I would say if I wasn't septically neutral in my tone Just to then be my usual bubbly self, should I meet up with my mail subjects :3

Its always so funny to me how these gacha games try pushing big boob big ass women in an attempt to be sexy, whereas Rika Pokémon is the most sexy fictional character of the past 4 years and she got negative boobs and butt

"Hey cutie, are you trying t-....mmghph..mff...noo.....mmbutwe are both girls....and your saliva carries bacteria,,.whicmmfgnggg...,,mwhiolates the Geneva conventions"

I changed my morning coffee fill from Monster to premade oat milk matcha and this is is so much better for my gut, my kidneys and my wallet istg if you prep it the night before it gets so fucking creamy 😩😩😩

just got done recording 1 hour and 40 minutes of footage hey how are you

just got done recording 1 hour and 40 minutes of footage hey how are you

my wife just made a spongy buttermilk chocolate cake and just like that the world is good again

"hey cutie, are you trying to violate the geneva convention or why are you carrying those biological weapons with you?"

Ariados getting a win and Volcarona potentially getting unbanned all in the same week? #Pokemon #PokemonChampions

🌈🌹 Happy Mothers Day to all the Mama's, Mom's, Mamitas and can't forget the MILF's .... Love you all I made a power point about why I suck at Pokémon and how I want to improve that. So come watch 🔴 LIVE NOW, tap in ☎️ www.twitch.tv/jolynecore

morning rika ☕

who the fuck is in my call bro

Yes doctor, I would like to have mushrooms and cream injected into my bloodstream via IV, it's essential to my well-being

a really annoying guy

A little late, but here is the stream schedule for this month! I will have to move the stream slot from Wednesday into the Sunday slot, bc I am doing an apprenticeship this week and therefore I am quite busy 🫨 Next month we will be back to our regular schedule though. See you soon, diva! ✨🌈

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

let's all pretend it's still golden week, ok? 🎨: @starlightnoelle.bsky.social

good morning gamers

good morning gamers

Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

do NOT try to become a psychotherapist, it will take you 10 years minimum to get there

type of e-mail I get from HR after clocking a break that's 5 minutes longer than usual

call me a threat to foreign countries the way I'm kissing 'er

Dreadlocks Miku😚😚

self-Interpretation (quoted post) vs how others interpret me ✨

chat do you care the jolii

chat do you care the jolii

trick room

So this post was mostly due to frustration of barely missing my mark in GC, but I think I performed okayish with a 57% win rate 2/3 of my losses can be chalked up to RNG, bad matchups or being forced to tilt queue due to time constraints competitive pokemon sucks sometimes but its still fun

fuck pokemon man why do i waste hours of my life playing a game where playing well still nets you a 2% chance to randomly lose

The train delayed me...but this divas freezes are inevitable! 🌨️ I have 23 Global Challenge matches to go and finally I can say... 🔴 LIVE NOW, tap in ☎️ www.twitch.tv/jolynecore

due to our trains having a 2 HOUR delay, we'll have to start at 6pm 😞 See you soon tho!! ✨

just peed above the rhine river bc our train has been stuck in the bridge for like 30 minutes AMA

Hello divas!! I still got 23 matches to go in Global Challenge, so I will stream today at 5pm to complete them with you!! I'll be running a fine tuned version of the Froslass team from Wednesday's stream!! Looking forward to seeing you guys later 💕

I love my wife so so so so so so much 🥺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💕

I love my wife so so so so so so much 🥺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💕

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

jolynecore

@sugoishiba.bsky.social got in on golden week early so lesbians please say thank you mel #CourageousArt

i went 3-0 so how bad can it be 😬

So, I was out for like 14 hours today and wanted to queue for some GC Matches but then I got offered some Spritz and now I don't know how well I'm gonna be able to play 🥴

i love my wife so much she made me a ganyu mii at 1 am yesterday

the girl

the girl

face of a girl who is gonna go 10-35 in Global Challenge 1 😼💕

face of a girl who is gonna go 10-35 in Global Challenge 1 😼💕

this is my duaghter chargomp she misses her rock slides a lot

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