my high af wife just went "wow it probably feels really good if you get hinged at the door"

having a steamy af foursome with oomfies and it devolving into laughing at jojo memes means you have found the right circle 🙂‍↕️💕

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me dropping a male Mii onto my island that only goes after femme presenting non-binary Miis

holy shit my goat Luigi has been freed

ive been sick for the past one and a half days and ive been puking my LIFE out so much that my face started looking like that of a titan shifter 😔

man, oh my I am like so fucking happy about the fact that they actually included "non binary" and the possibility to be gay/aro/bi in Tomodachi life 🥺 I know this is the bare minimum, but especially during this hateful period we are living through rn this makes me have hope 🏳️‍🌈

HOMODACHI LIFE GAY PEOPLE ARE REAAAAAL 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

oh my god 😵‍💫

you guys ever bite your lips so much in a single day that the inside of your lower mouth gets sore 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

jolyne had my cum in my mouth, she came up to kiss me with it and then she said "trolled"

crazy things coming from the baby theory community

Frottrop Hauptbahnhof

Rika from ScVi, AKA "I want her" and "I want to be her" all in one package 🥺💕 #fanart

Yu-Gi-Oh if it was german

There is a strike at work and I feel like a class traitor for having to work anyway 😔

I had a very gay day today

im german we dont say "twink" we say "spargeltarzan" and i think thats beautiful

"Can I beat 40 fear in Hades II while being plugged?"

my favorite animal the pervert rat

if i ever wish you happy birthday on a day thats not...well...your actual birthday dont be mad at me, its the most i'll ever care about the concept of it

I'm, like, the reverse version of a succubus. I seduce people and instill in them a sense of life, vitality and confidence that makes both of us stronger as a result 🙂‍↕️😇

you might think the vegan Aldi "GRLPWR" sweets are an example of virtue signaling rainbow capitalism and you are right...but do you know the real reason they are is bc there is not a single sweet in them that is shaped like a magic wand?

ever wonder why some bunnies got floppy ears and some got the ones that stand up? 🤔 bunnies with upright ears need to perceive their predators, the floppy ear bunnies don't :3🐇💕

tits of a bitch who just sucked her wifes cock 💕🖤

tits of a bitch who just sucked her wifes cock 💕🖤

Corpse Bride with Big Naturals

good lord 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 new alchemistress art, check it out! ⬇️💕🐇

lrp: I hope all of you who said yes like the smell of sulfur cuz you are going to hell!!!!! 😡

would you kick him for 1.000.000 pokedollars

Forbidden Pokemon art 2/?: What if Ultra Necrozma wasn't piss colored I always thought the post-battle cutscene Ultracrozma where its armor turns black again looks way better than the in-battle yellow one, so I drew it like that (and changed a few other details I don't like while I was at it)

artist oomfs, when you draw a new piece, what size do you initially set your canvas to?

just went "look at this" and showed my wife a scribble of Mario throwing cappy on a dildo I did on my phone in 3 minutes she immediately looked away in disappointment do you guys think she loves me still? 😔

What I sit on all day 🫱

What I sit on all day 🫱

s/o to women with small penises, you rock

Every day I am indescribably happy to exist with my beautiful, smart, funny, kind and compassionate wife. Your life blesses so many around you and, to my biggest privilege, me. The hope you inspire grants my soul wings to escape the deepest of depths 🏳️‍🌈💕 @radiogenes.bsky.social 💘

Every day I am indescribably happy to exist with my beautiful, smart, funny, kind and compassionate wife. Your life blesses so many around you and, to my biggest privilege, me. The hope you inspire grants my soul wings to escape the deepest of depths 🏳️‍🌈💕 @radiogenes.bsky.social 💘

HAPPY @radiogenes.bsky.social DAY 💕💫💕💫💕💫

HAPPY @radiogenes.bsky.social DAY 💕💫💕💫💕💫

Alchemistress giving Dig some inspiration... 🧪🦎 @bisexualwoman.bsky.social

POV: people with brown eyes when the light turns on 👁️👁️

As a person with, for the most part, terrible motor skills im so impressed with any type of musician. Music fascinates me, partially because it just seems like...magic to me. Like how. How are you moving like that. I don't. understand. How does any of that work. Witch. Continue.

chilling with my pidges (pidgeon bitches)

good morning chat 😼💕

eating someone out while being railed 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

ayooo this is nice

alright, everybody line up

have at it divas ✨