wow, i love your balls! *crushes them like a clove of garlic*

way too optimistic teenager in ww1: "the war will be over and we will be back home by christmas" way too optimistic teenager in ww3: "the war will be over and we will be back home by 67"

i woke up with horrible back pain fuck i am getting old

i hate getting ragebaited

na in der zukunft ist eben alles verchromt

all my oomfs are doing this one appearently

imagine being pregnant for nine months and giving birth only to name your child Neos Kluger

call her tramsgender the way she's for public use

Her pronouns his/her the way she hisses like an angry cat when you compliment her

saying "fuck" while having sex is like saying "food" while eating good food

der schlimmste lets play slop der jemals hochgeladen wurde das schlechteste game mit den besten menschen ( @radiogenes.bsky.social @toxlcyuri.bsky.social @akinakowi.bsky.social @datmenno.bsky.social ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2X8...

when i go to the doctor and he removes my balalas

kind of insane dass man 2026 mittlerweile schon fucking schuhe impregnieren kann aber immernoch keine femboys

why is the show called breaking bad when its actually so good

i want my boyfriends to kiss

its snowing so much these last few days, so many good bleeding out spots

throwing rocks at twinks >>>>>

fantasy creatures have red blood, because of the hemogoblin

why am i constantly thinking about food

i am NOT arguing with a gerudo voe whatever you say mommy

heavens door! remove her balls!

google recommends me articles from a women's magazine and yt just gave me an add for a period tracker app... i dont think they know chat

yearly reminder that a group of moths is referred to as an eclipse and that goes so fucking hard

hazbin hotel season 2 was actually pretty good ngl

FUCK i love my wife

wife burger

everything in fiction is either like fire punch or not like fire punch

obelisk haters in shambles

i just fumbled the safest balala run of my life

2017 will be my year

imagine how bad the korra community would be if she was a man

question to my oomfs, but probably only the german ones know, if any: do you know of struwwelpeter, and what is your relationship to it?

question to my oomfs, but probably only the german ones know, if any: do you know of struwwelpeter, and what is your relationship to it?

🌈 What's UP DIVAS! We are finishing off this year with a banger, because we are gonna challenge the Pokémon Gyms YOU GUYS BUILT on my cobblemon subserver! ✨ 🔴 LIVE NOW, TAP INN ☎️☎️☎️ www.twitch.tv/jolynecore

die emanzipation der frau ist erst dann vollendet wenn das pinke feuerwerk für frauen genauso viel wie das blaue feuerwerk für männer kostet

i havent showered this year

i have never been more in love with my wife

wir sollten pistazien zu dubainüssen umbenennen

Oh....my penis is big....

Er wird nach der Season einfach erschossen RIP

this is how i percieve my wife @radiogenes.bsky.social 💕💫 #wifeydoodles

board game collection manufacturer: this assortment of games is entertaining for all age brackets and offers fun for a multitude of players. the only game that is still missing in this is something literally noone wants to play the creator of backgammon:

Wanted to say "Jack Black as Black Jack" because my half asleep brain was so sure böack jack was a card😭

"a second finger has hit the 9/11 armpit" - @bisexualwoman.bsky.social

my wife is such a freak

balatro movie (jack black as jimbo)

bleigießen aber mit crack