Long shot but hey :/ I’m so tired

get his ass

CalArts. The Harvard Of Animation (positive and negative) The Cambridge Of Cartoons Tried to push AI onto those it would replace. I won't be surprised if either of these speakers is hit by a falling safe in the next few days 😬

This really is the feel good story of the day

Tough puppy

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

It's Bloodcheep in the flesh! @rosemarymosco.com

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The truly trancendental thing here is that these are newly minted adults. These are the people the tech terrors are counting on for a big 'culutral reset' to normalize embrace of their hallucinating, trojan robocops as if star-crossed lovers. They have failed.

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Lunes. Buenos días

Medieval theme Commission for @inkhoof.bsky.social ! Scribe 📜🪶 🐐 #vonzentart

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

GreatClips? More like AcceptableClips

you're missing the most vital piece

reference.mp4

boycotts work. anyone stating otherwise is spreading state & corp sanctioned propoganda

Eh, I have no strong feelings about Star Fox 64 getting a remake that's fundamentally the same game but shinier. It exists, but also there was that recent unofficial PC port which you can play right now. And if you want something new, you've Ex-Zodiac (which I adore) AND Wild Blue Skies.

Both Furries and Non-Furries alike demand a fuckable Star Fox.

gonna have this post in my head forever

They should make a super HD realistic version of that Macro Starfox porno where they fuck the buildings

The year of Starfox 🦊❤️🐺

nothing in the remake will come close to how hot Wolf from starfox 64 is

"OUT OF THIS DIMENSION"

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

Our National Discourse:

The prophecy...

Some ink blotch calico cats. Just testing out ideas and techniques lately.

having trouble goat posting tonight

Happy May 4th everyone

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

So it turns out if you grab the wrong bottle during sex and mix J-lube with a propylene glycol-based lube it dries out instantly and makes a fucking GLUE, which last time I checked is the OPPOSITE OF LUBE

Tiny goats in tiny coats will boing away your Sunday sads.

I wasn’t on here today but everyone complaining about how the website sucks almost makes me miss Tumblr

It’s a brilliant tax because when they say “but the billionaires will leave” you get to say “they already don’t live there”

The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack

Exactly one year ago today:

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Today's illustration for my dark fantasy novel in progress, the one about Mercy and her lover Gabriel. The first book is mostly their teen to young adult years, ending when they are both adults.

As I stared at the shampoo aisle for 10 solid minutes googling brands and making comparisons I remembered my mantra that it can be hard to find the best answer but it’s usually pretty easy to find the funniest. So be jealous that this goat is gonna have the most lustrous coat in the barnyard ✨🐐✨

Purina SeaNip Dinner (1973c, USA)