Anyway if we lived in a rational world the Telegraph would sack Allison Pearson for persistently promoting hatemongering claims like this and Ofcom would be clamping down on GB News. / rant ends

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling — theonion.com/white-house-...

Reminder that Tim Davie, who's just resigned as BBC Director-General, stood in an election for the Tories in Hammersmith, was deputy chairman of the Hammersmith and Fulham Conservative Party and in 2020 spent his first day in the job visiting BBC Scotland in Glasgow.

This bit is kind of right: the change from sombre remembrance to Tinseltown War Christmas coincided with coffins in Wooton Bassett, because the government getting a fuckton of squaddies killed just to curry favour with the Americans was awkward and hard to explain, for the flag-humpers.

In 1945 we said ‘never again’, yet already we’ve forgotten After the second world war, leaders vowed to build back better. Now, as bullies dominate the world stage, we risk losing the lessons learned ✍️ Anthony Seldon https://bit.ly/4nJFXDS

Trevor Philips, "You don't want a rise in income tax?" Zack Polanski, "No, people are tired and exhausted" "How can you take from the hardest working people with extra tax, while allowing multimillionaires and billionaires to continue to not paying CGT?"

It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄 Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆 1/15 🧵

It would be funny if Eli Roth said this because the only David Lynch movie he’s seen is The Straight Story.

River, frog, scorpion, et cetera.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, everyone talk about, poppy music. Off key #Respectival entertainment 👌

Charles has an awful lot of medals for someone who was in the RN for just five years... in peacetime... largely on ships operating off Portsmouth and the Welsh coast...

Shocking article in the Sheffield Tribune. A solicitor, Andrew Milne, buying up freeholds of houses and then making (false) threats to the leaseholders to bully them into buying the freehold at a huge premium.

A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived. Scares people into paying extortionate price for freehold, 6000% profit. Previously arrested, charged with stalking offences. Govt must investigate these vampires.

-Glade Thomas "Street Criminals being Hired by ICE 🤯"

Like the Da Vinci Code? 😬

Me, flirting

Councillors row over Consett wreath laying at Remembrance Service www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/2560610...

Undefeated

pack it up, it's over

Trump looks like a Sim that’s waiting for instructions

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

LATEST: The SNP have won a council by-election in Fife which was called after a former Labour councillor was convicted of sexual offences against a teenage girl

This would 💯 happen in the UK if the same political dispensation took power here I feel like a sizeable chunk of British journalism is in complete denial about that

Scots Tories were absolutely mauled in a Fife council by election last night... Buckhaven, Methil and Wemyss. Labour were hammered as well, possibly because the seat was vacated by a Labour sex offender. But the SNP easily saw off Reform. Interesting hint at next year's Holyrood elections.

Two weeks lol

A Purple Fart, perhaps? 👀

Last time he felt 2 hands on his ass he picked his VP 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Totally normal

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

Why lie? A question which needs answering.

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Fesshole Live is on tour - tickets available for Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds. Plus, we’re going to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and running Anon Opin shows in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

I suggest, if people want to imagine how the MAGA regime will crumble, they should read Stasiland by Anna Funder. Interesting parallels for a number of reasons. And there are no Soviet tanks to crush an opposition, same as in 1989.

Yes NATO is crucial. Yes the EU lacks power. But it is so reductive to think that peace comes only from who has the most rockets, while forgetting why countries would use these rockets in the first place. Centuries of Europeans killing each other, not trusting each other. All that stuff runs deep &/

Extraordinary if true.

Has she gone yet?

Lower bills. Tax billionaires. (And no to Rosebank!) youtu.be/em__qJO8Fy0?...

NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown. The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:

David Lammy describing the SNP as “a national security threat” in the Commons is a very dangerous moment for our democracy. The SNP is a peaceful party which got 1.3 million votes at the last Holyrood election.

The BBC habitually platforms Farage and his party while marginalising and excluding left-wing voices and supporters of Scottish and Welsh independence, writes Paul Kavanagh ✍️ Read here: www.thenational.scot/politi...

Nigel Farage facing parliamentary standards probe over 'Trump fundraising visit'

Erika Vance's fake tears are brought to you by *Visine*! She should see if they'll give her a sponsorship. 💰

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

Eventually, they’ll figure out population density. 🤡

The BBC article (right at the very end) reveals that 262 prisoners in England and Wales were mistakenly release in the year up to march 2025