Let's do this. ☮️

😂 The comments in the video.

Another mass shooting. This time in Stockton, Ca. We are at a point in the USA where one mass shooting just follows another. We are also nearing the point where everyone will know someone, or know personally, a victim of these senseless slaughters.

Leslie Jones is a national treasure. 😂

When Trumpanzees realize they’ve been catfished by Nigerians.

Smooth moves Core. Goodnight Blue Sky

youtu.be/AX_Fu6JW0fM?... Simon and the BlueBeats🎤🎶🎸 @buckiman16.bsky.social @pyxelmajick.bsky.social @chrismo.bsky.social @reygarbernal.bsky.social @hungryforsound.bsky.social @arterialz.bsky.social @flemmingcarlson.bsky.social @palehorse.bsky.social @b7bird.bsky.social @callmemare.bsky.social

MTG: “I ain’t doing nothin’ now that I’m retired. Except running for president in 2028.”

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

I noticed this fundraiser has stalled a bit. I know things are tough for everyone. But with a holiday approaching wouldn't it be nice to push this over the finish line? We can collectively can make a difference in one persons life. Why not Betty? ☮️

If you're the parent of a disabled kid, I just want to tell you I know it's hard and I know you feel like you're failing constantly, but you're doing it and you're doing the best you can and your kid absolutely loves you for it.

I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free. gofund.me/e44538b52

Poverty and disability often go together Most people have no idea how fast their life can change One accident or illness is all it takes Losing your health can quickly wipe out your finances, your contingencies and your support network It’s why we need robust social supports.

It's worse than when Kramer on Seinfeld negotiated from 25% to 25% for selling trench coats. 👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Md...

I think the most popular Halloween costume for 2025 will be a frog. #NoKings

I think a frog is going to be a symbol of these times. 😂 #NoKings

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This is one fine morning. Let's fly! 🎵🎸🎺🎷🎹🎶 #NoKings www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH7a...

Dearest Liz, Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs. Love, Hank

One of the best things about social media is people like MM. Insightful, thought provoking, witty, fun. If those things appeal to you, subscribe to her substack.

Always sing House of the Rising Sun to your rhino. Always. ❤️ www.youtube.com/shorts/WxqD_...

A white terrorist, by the name of Patrick Joseph White, 30, of Kennesaw, GA, fired over 180 rounds at the CDC over COVID-19 vaccine paranoia, killing Officer David Rose, 33—a former U.S. Marine and recent police academy graduate. At the same time, he responded to the active shooter.

Free therapy if you are struggling to get through the day. ☮️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEMy...

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Pure happiness…. 🐶🥰 ♥️🥹

Ambassador Alpha Nick Adams? I'm sorry. I mean, come on. How can anyone in the world take us seriously anymore?

“I struck a tariff deal with the penguins today. They’re even tougher than President Xi — but they ended up nominating me for the Nobel Peace Prize, so it all worked out.”

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I'm surprised this hasn't even been mentioned in the national news media. Or perhaps I've just missed it: 5 dead in North Carolina after Chantal; 500- to 1,000-year flooding spurs 200+ water rescues, 65 roads closed

Marge's primal instincts got the best of her.

Thank you!! This truly means everything. Our history’s been buried too long, and now they’re erasing more. I’m grateful you’re getting ERASED. Audiobook and ebook are out—please share if it moves you. We have to keep this truth alive.💛 🎧: stan.store/gxldsociety/... 📚: stan.store/gxldsociety/...

I remember the good ol' days when I could sleep at night because egg prices seemed like the biggest issue in the U.S.

Lucy was an icon. But there was something about Fred Mertz that just rubbed me the wrong way.

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This is how you negotiate to 'Yes'.

Cool black and red lilies.

I don't believe I have ever agreed with MTG until now. So I will say something nice about her. I appreciate her contributions to inventing the wheel.

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Good question. This is a big deal.

I mean, can we all agree on this one? Right?

Captured. News conference to follow.

They caught the shooter.

No matter where you are, be vigilant today.

I’ve been briefed this morning on an ongoing situation involving targeted shootings in Champlin and Brooklyn Park. The Minnesota Department of Public Safety and local law enforcement are on the scene. We will share more information soon.

Beautiful

I think it's safe to say the parade is back page news and will be throughout the weekend.

Dearest Liz, Morning finds me misty eyed. I shall miss my 1st Father's Day with Pug as I have been assigned to L.A. Dance Party detail. Give Pug a belly rub for me. Take caution to feed him his SpaghettiOs first. I fear you could lose a delicate pinky which I long to hold. Safety first. Love, Hank

Trump plays hardball: 'If Canada doesn’t give in to my demands, I'l deport Ted Cruz back there." "Thank you, sir. It would be an honor to be deported to another country where I am loathed!"

Today seems like a horror movie. Everything is too quiet. And then ...

Dearest Liz, Mutiny is upon us! Our troops have fractured. Bombs launching between Fort Taco and Fort Twit. Troops are in tatters. I must take cover. I shall miss your comely smile and fragrance. Be sure to feed Pug his SpaghettiOs, as he gets a bit snarly without them. Love, Hank