had Another relative go on a rant that revealed that theyd been agreeing with me on basically Everything (wrt the family religion / views / world) for over a decade but they hadnt voiced it and instead had been taking the side of the assholes in the family up until then. which... i dont know... man.

have been attempting to purge all Work energy from myself on these couple of days off. sat down and did a 1000pc puzzle start to finish this afternoon. that was nice. its nice to do in silence. i need more puzzles. i took it apart though so i guess i could do it again.

fighting for my life needing to use the bathroom while everyone at the table is spending a thousand years debating the rules of a boardgame instead of just looking at the rule book to get a direct answer. SOS

[stating the obvious moment] but i looked up the ethel cain pic and i cant believe ppl were/are throwing a fit about it. like im SO confused. u could not create a more mild nude if u tried. it is genuinely like "artsy painting" levels of tasteful. have we lost our minds.

please consider helping us afford a $100 insurance bill due in about a week and a half and food and if possible doctors appointments. this should be the last time we need help w insurance for a bit, we just need to make it to May pp/vnmo megagarbage 💸💕 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

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This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

running for office solely on the promise of a single free squatty potty per household

lil cuties!

Fellas, is it controversial to have a “nice time”?

dogs can’t LOOKUP, in fact many of them lack even a basic understanding of Excel or other spreadsheets

the aldi deli fresh pickle spears are FUCKING ME UP

I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????

spent half of my workday yesterday doing an intensive task and then today they were like "we didnt actually need you to do that sorry for not mentioning sooner"

right as i considered quitting my job my student loan repayment plan might get swiped lol Dont Forget Youre Here Forever

This is my trans agenda

So bizarre to argue that conversion therapy, which is supposedly a medical/mental health treatment, is a free speech issue with an audience of one. It feels like establishing a "right to quackery" and relying on the free market to sort it out will only end in tragedy.

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

trans day of visibility is such a quaint concept. remember back when we thought if everyone could just see trans people being normal human beings then *of course* they wouldn't want to hurt us anymore?

i propose a new system of government, one which places exclusively fujoshis into political appointments. it sure as hell cannot be worse than what we currently have, and i for one think it is time to embrace a fujocratic state

we are playing digimon cards again we have 6 decks now

elusive positive childhood memory. there was a weird knick knack store in my hometown that had an aisle consisting entirely of mini glass animals and like a couple times a year i was allowed to get one to add to my collection. so i accumulated like 10 glass dolphins that i thought were cool as hell

i used to ask for certain plastic toys as a kid so i could huff the newly opened plastic smell and then i would lose interest in them once they aired out

remember Betty Spaghetty

idk how anyone does like half of jobs without being like "oh my god [industry] is evil how does everyone who works in this field sleep at night". im too soft for this world.

Drawing, writing, gaming...

I'm not worried AI can do a human's job better than the human can. I am *very* worried, though, about how management tends to think exactly that.

you can just slap shit down in an art program whenever you want at any time. i must remember this.

this is ass but i forgot i can messily scribble the scenes that stick with me from my dreams

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

i would train a chinchou to sit on my head and act as a headlamp and we would be friends

the logistics of having pokemon would be a headache. they all would become as intensive as having a horse. imagine you have an ivysaur and he wants to evolve but you're like "you cannot we are in a studio apartment". would i have to put barboach in my bath tub if i wanted to hang out with him.

so many of my friends are hypermobile. but im like antimobile. are u all absorbing my flexibility. im like if a person could have rigor mortis while still alive.

whatever man Sure let me login with wetdry world who gives a shit