still working on shit to put on the neocities but i want more of it done before i start uploading it

Acts of simple sabotage, multiplied by thousands of citizen- saboteurs, can be an effective weapon against the enemy.

extremely hard to walk away from

Well, this article is incredibly depressing for cooking enthusiasts. The short version: private equity has, over the last couple of decades, quietly bought up most of the classic brands you’ve heard of and then traded on their names while drastically cutting quality and closing American factories

this user has died of too much pasta

at the store earlier i saw pants with a faux pocket chain printed on them.... is that fashionable... it looked silly

where are they hiding the mens pants that are shorter than 29 inseam.

your honor I think we could do it if we tried

went overboard on the chickpeas

the girls learn how to be polite

went to a store earlier that had a whole-ass armed loss prevention guy in the entrance who had to physically unhook a rope thing to let people in one at a time. and every section had signs that were allcaps like THEFT WILL BE PROSECUTED and YOU ARE ON CAMERA. cool and normal shopping experience.

amateurs quote post people on social media... real heads know the juice is still in forums that have been online for 20+ years

what

attempting alcohol marker

Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.

i have learned how to make cheese powder from scratch

if Big Chip distribution goes under in the post-apocalypse, you can come to me for your bootleg doritos. i will appear as an orange triangle quest marker on your HUD.

i need a pokemon game structured like digimon time stranger

greninja

Editor of Vogue, 1977: You get those photos of C-3PO & Darth Vader? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy like you asked. Editor of Vogue, 1977: what

had a dream i was harvesting pillows for resources and woke up at like 5am trying to pull my husband's pillow away from him

😟

i wonder if lettuce suppliers that arent taylor farms feel like the belle of the ball right now

you can season plain tortilla chips to taste like doritos. i had small broken chip pieces leftover so i shook them in the bag with the seasoning.

the cream soda flavored mtn dew is unfortunately good. but i can only drink like one thimble of it at a time. i cannot have a whole bottle of that. it tastes like a creamsicle. this isnt fair. they should sell a small version. like one of these.

stubbed toe trying to scuttle too quickly

this is literally just every imaginable grocery store

the new york times legal team wouldn't sign off on this assessment if the reporters didn't have hard evidence backing it. just a massive red flag that screams corruption to me

i miss staring into the sun sometimes

digimon time stranger is better than any contemporary pokemon game because of the ability to walk around like this

soup simmering. preparing grilled cheeses.

i Could turn scrobbling back on but my music taste is so... you know...

making potato soup and bacon grilled cheese to dip in the soup and im going to try to not make too much soup but i know i will accidentally make too much soup (i always do)

passivity has diminishing returns, by the end of your 20s you can see the track your life is on with clarity enough now is the time to make the hard choices you need to make, because sunk cost fallacy is a bitch and it only gets harder from now, don't wait until you can't bear it anymore

you don't want to be the bitch who realizes she hates her life at 45 with 2 kids and a mortgage because that was just what your supposed to do and eventually it's gotta make sense, right?

Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page

juiceless

This. Also being on a list of registered voters when you aren’t eligible to vote isn’t a crime. (For example if you move you are probably registered to vote in two states. You can’t vote in two states)

i had never seen the aqi warning icon switch from a guy with a regular mask to a full face mask before

I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air

return box for my work laptop got delivered to the stupid lockers that are a mile away. my ass is not walking in this.

Rise and grind

fuck you and every other media outlet that is scapegoating Taco Bell instead of maintaining focus on the failure of federal food safety oversight.

Ok not to defend Taco Bell but they're not the ones growing the lettuce and they seem to have pulled the ingredients the moment they realized the danger. I'm sorry Taco Bell makes you poop otherwise but idk that this one is on them.

the three kinds of farm are "almost completely automated", "the most brutally exploitative labor you've ever seen", and "rich guy's hobby"

americans can't stop eating vegetables, even at the risk of explosive diarrhea. are we too healthy?

if my indoor-smoker neighbors start indoor-smoking during this weather event and trap me inside with the stink unable to air it out im going to line my ceiling with bluetooth speakers and shatter the sound barrier

once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff