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The party's end

if your film could be "ruined" just by someone on the internet replacing one of the words in it with the word sausage, maybe it wasn't a very good film in the first place

your honor this is just evidenceslop. the prosecution is only showing it off because it implies i'm guilty

Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES) TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius Source: tasvideos.org/1248M

I became a household name overnight, by changing my name to 27 Cranmore Gardens

Little guy I made recently, I wish to hold them gently in my hands 🤲 #characterdesign #art #oc

TRUMP: people are always saying, Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you. But I can see him. he's right there. eating a big sandwich. dogs shouldn't eat sandwiches, it's unnatural. when I'm the king I'll kick every dog eating a sandwich into the sea, with my hands BBC NEWS: Trump softens tone on Minnesota

wedding stew 🍲

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

okay last one for today

TRUMP: I was the first man to speak French. bonjour I said one day and my doctor started throwing up. how are you doing that, he asked. it's medically not possible. I say baguette, the guy has a heart attack. very sad. his kids are orphans now BBC NEWS: reassuring words on the EU from Trump

When I Want to Find the 8 Red Coins but my Bitch Wife Wants to Find 5 Silver Stars

I have met so many Dans, and female Dans, and they always blow my mind

I like big butts but I lie constantly. I don't even like big butts

I like how this gag turned out.

the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday

shouldn't have put that room in my mind palace where the teens make fun of me, that was a stupid stupid thing to put in my mind palace

"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon

PERSON: mmm. PERSON II: mmm? PERSON: mmm. PERSON II: ...mm? PERSON: mm?! PERSON II: ...mm. PERSON: ... PERSON II: ... PERSON: mm. PERSON II: mm! [shake hands] . that was my new short play, Business Negotiations in Ancient Rome

Game: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (2002, PS2) TAS Authors: Snuggles, Arttery, Neon, Stevens & Takae Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1nW...

you know technically there's nothing illegal about invading another country and kidnapping their president. turns out they forgot to put that in the rules. sneaky little loophole that Trump has cleverly exploited

Shaymin Shaped

Finished building my lego santa

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

please quote this with your minor interactions with major celebrities. or with your major [static]-eractions with minor celebrities. or with any interact-[static] with anyone. please just quote th-[static]-signal-[static]-fading [static]-just tell me I'm not alone out he-[cuts out]

My beautiful lizard wife #furry #reptile

Collect the Star of Bethlehem so The Three Wise Guys Can't Find Jesus

SCROOGE: you there! what day is today? BOY: today? it's Christmas Day SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night! BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE [Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room] GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust

The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?

and Microscopic Tim, who did not die but whose single-celled existence called into question whether he had truly been alive in the first place

you may be old but are you THIS old? <image of a cuneiform tablet describing the entire story of your life, even the parts you probably want left out and even the parts you shouldn't know yet>

I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog

Berry Bars

Annual self portrait. I get cooler every year

Mmmm metal #furry #furryoc #mecha

like if you're feeling cute

I cannot imagine figuring out how to inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide without my new product, A Lamp Containing The Tortured Soul Of Jeffrey Dahmer. simply take the lamp and OH SHIT HE'S OUT, HE'S GOT OUT, HE'S OUT AND HE'S PISSED, EVERYONE CLOSE YOUR MOUTHS THAT'S HOW HE GETS IN

Woah, get a load of that DILF! a dad I'd like to... forgive (son embraces father for the first time in 20 years, everyone in family therapy bursts into applause)

ma'am you already have both cat ears and regular human ears, i cannot allow you to wear these bunny ears too, even if they are fake

My silly worm #pacapillar #pacapillarsart #closedspecies

しろくろ双子こうさぎ

15/100

casual bun