I use this button constantly

I'm a reverse ATM for my kids these days. They hand me cash and I send it back as Apple Cash 🙃

"With this made-up scandal, combined with the pre-election editorial, the Times looks like it’s on a crusade against Mamdani." That's Margaret Sullivan @sulliview.bsky.social Former public editor of the New York Times, and a shrewd judge of newsroom character. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

We just launched powerful new capabilities in the Honeycomb Telemetry Pipeline, including graphical pipeline building functionality and "Enhance", which gives teams the ability to do the detective show-style "enhance the letters on that plate" for sampled data. AMA Thurs/Fri on @honeycomb.io!

this has to end. these people have to go. let the people who have to try to live in the future you ghouls created try to navigate it. youve done enormous, unfathomable damage already. retire

The exonerative voice was initially reserved for cops, but now it's applied to the IDF and even random hate criminals

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

User taps → API stalls → UI hangs → User bails. Sound familiar? 🙌 Honeycomb Frontend Observability now supports mobile. Fix prod mobile issues with deep, end-to-end visibility ✅ See user journeys from tap to backend ✅ OTel-based SDKs — no lock-in ✅ No seat/custom metric fees tinyurl.com/2ccpc5nm

Or, to quote something I find myself asking a lot recently, "Wait, you think or you _know_?" We need to get to a point of knowing and so far it's been relatively easy to defer this in the short run to little consequence. This just expedites the conversation and puts the impetus on contracts.

Observations from this article on "tech" chat groups: 1) they are 100% male, 2) they are texting all day, 3) they seem to have little other work to do, 4) these are investors, not true 'techies', 4) the author of the article seems not to realize himself how airless and homogeneous these groups are.

Nest let me know they're stopping app support for the Nest thermostat we bought 10 years ago. Good news, they're offering me a half price upgrade. Why tf would I spend money to opt BACK INTO this situation? Another obnoxious @killedbygoogle.com moment

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

Doesn't it feel like Slack should have tabs? Didn't it used to?

Is Ted Cruz the biggest loser ever? Many people are saying.

once again the political consultants who forced Tim Walz to stop calling these freaks “weird” should be shot into the sun

Thanks for this experience, @linkedin.com

Yep

Who can I pay to rollover my 401ks and HSAs. This is maybe the worst user experience I've faced in a minute

It is legal to criticize the president. It is legal to criticize the president's actions. It is legal to criticize the president's advisors. It is legal and patriotic and the blood of a healthy society to hold those in power accountable, and even to mock them. Remember it.

When DOGE cuts aviation safety and planes crash, when Medicaid is demolished and your community hospital closes, when trans care is banned through pulling funding, when Musk subverts democracy… These dems own it. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

oh got it www.tarapalmeri.com/p/fear-and-l...

Being on a team that is moving fast and getting shit done is one of the best feelings in the world. As my coworker @gsiener.bsky.social says... it's not "happy engineers ship fast"; it's that engineers who ship fast ARE HAPPY ENGINEERS. It's not the whole story, but it's a lot of it. ☺️

Gonna plug this in and undo 5 years of platform regression

I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO

I created a blobstore in Azure for some testing and now Microsoft dutifully instructs monthly about my $0.00 USD balance.

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

wanna feel old? it used to be Crime AND Punishment

Love it when the good ones win. I’ve never met an unhappy @honeycomb.io customer. Which is an incredible testament.

Let’s play - Part 4

Slack being down is the closest to a snow day I'll get as a professional

Why don’t gas stations start offering EV charging? Feels like natural evolution

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

The fact that Google gives you webp images in search and they are unsupported in Google Slides...

the suns are the only front office that seems to understand our country isn’t making it to 2028

Only 1 library held the alleged source material for this amazing MLK quote. The kind people at Emory confirmed that they are his words.

"GitHub Copilot allows me to focus on problem-solving larger issues and building high-quality software." In our blog, Grady Salzman, Senior Software Engineer, dives into the @github.com Copilot features that he uses to increase his productivity & write better code: www.honeycomb.io/blog/using-c...

this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)

May I recommend Brian K Vaughn’s “We Stand on Guard” as a good and timely read? “WE STAND ON GUARD follows a heroic band of Canadian civilians turned freedom fighters who must defend their homeland from invasion by a technologically superior opponent... the United States of America”

what are we doing here, people

We’ve been watching the Watch Duty team do absolutely *unbelievable* technical work all week (they’re members of our Fast Forward open source program), handling a surge of millions of people trying to see where the fires are in real time. There are still people who do such good on the internet.

I’m convinced, any app I build will be mostly @cloudflare.social based. - workers as api (cache,.. included) - long running process? Durable objects - blob storage? R2 And it’s all so easy to deploy, the integrated experience rocks!

NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...

Jimmy Carter, a visionary on ending fossil fuels, put solar panels on the White House. Big Oil-backed Ronald Reagan ousted Carter in 1980 and ripped them out Tonight, as Carter lies in in state in the Capitol, a climate-fueled wildfire is destroying Reagan's former hometown of Pacific Palisades

This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago. In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists. Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.