Sombrero memes?

Much like fascist policing techniques, you can’t keep forcing this shit on people. Eventually the bubble will burst.

Same energy as its “creators.”

They don’t care because they don’t plan on ever having another presidential election. Or ICE will be out in every big city in every swing state just arresting people and not letting them vote.

The "liberals have to learn how to live with people we diagree with" line kinda stops making sense in a world where the central disagreement is whether disagreeing with them should be allowed at all

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

I am once again asking the Democratic Party to believe this man when he says he wants to declare war on us. If you know anything about how Trump operates, he will always tell you what he wants to do, and then *try and do it*

This is obviously insane for so many reasons, but how about this? There are more people in those four cities than there are in Wyoming, Vermont, DC, Alaska, North and South Dakota, Delaware, Rhode Island, Montana, Maine, New Hampshire, Hawaii, West Virginia and Idaho *combined.*

Go commit war crimes guys! I’ll be safe getting drunk in DC. Oh and, uh, don’t think about what might happen in return if you get captured yourself.

I’d say they should just trade Skenes now because they’ll never be serious about winning, but at the same time Cherington would fuck up that trade so bad it’d be 10 times worse than the Cole one so … just disband the organization.

Yes, those AI videos are dumb. But I don’t blame people for being nostalgic. We were younger with less responsibility and cares. We had “our whole lives” ahead of us. Now we’re closer to death, the world seems more hateful and our gov’t is disappearing random people because of their skin color and.

I’ll admit that as a 40-year-old white male who doesn’t exactly keep up with the latest trends but is pretty damn online … I have no fucking idea who Bad Bunny is.

I don’t blame them for going for it on 4th and goal. I blame them for not going for it on fourth and inches and then just punting it through the end zone.

The new kickoff rules are stupid. Kickers are too good. The rules favor offenses so much. If you want fewer touchbacks and more kick returns then just move the kickoff spot back.

Their show is called The Football G Spot? Jesus Christ these people are losers stuck in junior high.

The joke is on all of us. The rapture *did* happen today. None of us are getting in.

The President wants to “solve” the autism “problem” even if it means inconveniencing and endangering people that aren’t him. This implies that 1) being autistic means you’re a problem (get fucked), 2) he actually cares about this (he doesn’t care about anything but himself), 3) there exists …

So glad we canceled last week so I don’t have to worry about paying $228 per year for Disney+

Thank God we elected this young whippersnapper that doesn’t have a mushy brain made up of grits.

If I am sure of anything, Mr. President, it is that this country will not survive if it is to be subject to your feelings. (Paraphrased)

Can you imagine a baseball team throwing a shutout basically once every 8 games? Must be pretty good, right? Well that’s what the Pirates have done this year. They’ve thrown 19 shutouts, yet they’re *22 games* under .500. So they’re *41 GAMES UNDER .500* when the other team scores even a single run.

DON’T RUN BACKWARDS. 😆

I look forward to canceling my HBO subscription like I did the other day for Disney+

This is 100% true.

@rickcity.bsky.social See? He sucks. His tech sucks. He unfortunately just has infinite money to keep trying (and failing) to make the world worse through idiotic uses of dumb AI.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Creating international incidents because of racism.

No shame. “Amy good gorilla. Amy want green drop drink.”

What the hell is in the southwestern sky right now?

American soybean farmers don’t have a single order from China as they head into harvest season. China usually buys 25% of the entire crop. Crisis looms for the farmers and there’s only one man responsible.

Man the Steelers stink.

Oh. So the Holocaust but with homeless people instead of Jews. Thats what he means. Got it.

Please immediately fuck and off.

Okay, but *why* would somebody have pretended to be donald trump and written a little play about trump and epstein being friends and then drawn a prepubescent girl on it and then signed it as donald trump and given it to jeffrey epstein twenty-two years ago

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

Checking the box score of the Steelers game …

Straight from the horse’s mouth: he was woke during Vietnam. (But on a more serious level, he’s going to attack … everything south of Texas? Starting with Venezuela?)

This is almost literally exactly what just happened ... except with my six-year-old. "Dad! ... Dad! Come in here!" Yes ... ? "Is that normal?" Is what ... (looks into the toilet to see) Oh my god! No wonder your stomach hurt earlier!

I call this one “Guys That Always Seemed to Wind Up on My Fantasy Teams in the Early and Mid-2000s”

Legursky threw off my plan of having a grid full of photo-less Steelers.

I forgot how much of a fucking loser Bill Belichick is. I hope they go 0-12.

He quite possibly would have seeing as how he’s literally a professional in the NFL right now. Nobody should ever watch or listen to anything SAS has to say about anything. Ever.

Eight months from now draft “expert” and QB “guru” will be bending over backwards hyping up Arch because he hit one great hole shot against Ohio St. Meanwhile, in reality he’s the next Trevor Lawrence (that’s not a compliment). I guess that makes sense actually.

Let’s see you at 21

If you Jesus freaks think they truly are “in a better place” and “with the person who loved them the very most” then … I can’t even say what I want to say. But kindly fuck off there yourself.

WTF is this? Is that supposed to be Bubba?

God they must hate America so much. Like, “How could those idiots elect this fucking moron *again*?”

I don’t use Facebook often, but I need to have it for work. Today I opened it and my feed was three straight “Suggested Pages”, then an ad, then Reels by no one I follow, then another ad, then more suggested pages. I think I was 12 posts in before I saw something from someone I know. Pure trash.

In normal times these types of things are career-ending blunders. Instead? Probably just “lies and the Deep State” trying to distract you from the horrors of crime in our beloved cities.