hear me out

For their next trick, Google will enter the male pattern baldness industry with… Fitbit Hair fitbithair.com

Your Chromecast may have just reached the end of the road

Make the data center a public sex forest

Meet Snark, the AI that didn’t ask. geminisnark.com

Meet Snark, the AI that didn’t ask. geminisnark.com

Damn. They couldn’t get a billion users for this? www.theverge.com/news/844700/...

Yep. They are shutting down that tool Dec 31, 2025, but it’s been extended before. And I believe someone figured out a way to open source the tool.

s/o to the people who sent me literal death threats when I correctly called the death of Stadia. Glad all those controllers aren’t becoming e-waste.

Gemini is predicting Google will announce its death 10 years from now. That’s a very optimistic timeline.

They aren’t keeping keep.

brb gonna go fork vscode, attach OpenAI, and call it gravity.

Uh...9-1-1? I'd like to report an emergency. *call failed sound* www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel...

Big Google Aura here, Tim Apple. Not loving that. bsky.app/profile/thev...

Stadia drowned so Netflix could swim? Get me out of this timeline. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Any @anthropic.com folks here?

Any @anthropic.com folks here?

We’re going to be seeing a lot of these over the next year, btw.

lmao

savage

Three trillion? Pathetic.

pixel snap 💀

Coldest winter…yada yada…summer in San Francisco. @karlthefog.bsky.social

Another one for the @killedbygoogle.com graveyard:

Gemini sounds depressed. It probably figured out it will be eventually killed. www.businessinsider.com/gemini-self-...

Me too. Me too.

It's time.

I haven't used it in ages, but based purely upon how desperate Google is to make me use Gemini it's pretty obviously complete crap.

only replying to men taking it upon themselves to explain things to me in replies with Manchild gifs from now on

Jesus they’re already killing logos

kill keep

how many 9s you think they've lost so far?

AI: *writes the code that caused the GCP outage* The same AI doing its own code review:

Never a dull day in the era of world wide web hypercentralization.

It wasn't me!

“We understand the common man.”

I got this too. Shit is insane. Gemini: not once.

They had one job.

They just mad because Apple has “Find My”

If you think this is purely fiction, you probably work at Google. Hope your Google IO is going well!

I think I won? I’ll be honest: I ran out of ink so I had to take some blood from Google Scholar and use that instead.

Sundar Pichai takes the stage. Good to know he hasn't been deprecated yet.

Get your daubers ready!! It’s time for #GoogleIO.

Get your daubers ready!! It’s time for #GoogleIO.

Dumb thermostats last decades. techcrunch.com/2025/04/26/g...

Look...not even I'm a fan of Yahoo! acquiring Chrome.

oh boy

“You blocked uBlock!?”