Uh...9-1-1? I'd like to report an emergency. *call failed sound* www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel...

Big Google Aura here, Tim Apple. Not loving that. bsky.app/profile/thev...

Stadia drowned so Netflix could swim? Get me out of this timeline. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Any @anthropic.com folks here?

Any @anthropic.com folks here?

We’re going to be seeing a lot of these over the next year, btw.

lmao

savage

Three trillion? Pathetic.

pixel snap 💀

Coldest winter…yada yada…summer in San Francisco. @karlthefog.bsky.social

Another one for the @killedbygoogle.com graveyard:

Gemini sounds depressed. It probably figured out it will be eventually killed. www.businessinsider.com/gemini-self-...

Me too. Me too.

It's time.

I haven't used it in ages, but based purely upon how desperate Google is to make me use Gemini it's pretty obviously complete crap.

only replying to men taking it upon themselves to explain things to me in replies with Manchild gifs from now on

Jesus they’re already killing logos

kill keep

how many 9s you think they've lost so far?

AI: *writes the code that caused the GCP outage* The same AI doing its own code review:

Never a dull day in the era of world wide web hypercentralization.

It wasn't me!

“We understand the common man.”

I got this too. Shit is insane. Gemini: not once.

They had one job.

They just mad because Apple has “Find My”

If you think this is purely fiction, you probably work at Google. Hope your Google IO is going well!

I think I won? I’ll be honest: I ran out of ink so I had to take some blood from Google Scholar and use that instead.

Sundar Pichai takes the stage. Good to know he hasn't been deprecated yet.

Get your daubers ready!! It’s time for #GoogleIO.

Get your daubers ready!! It’s time for #GoogleIO.

Dumb thermostats last decades. techcrunch.com/2025/04/26/g...

Look...not even I'm a fan of Yahoo! acquiring Chrome.

oh boy

“You blocked uBlock!?”

Chromecast is no longer sold in the US Google Store.

Thrilled to share that Kagi has reached 40,000 members! 🚀 Thank you to each and every one of you for believing in a better, more private, and ad-free search experience. Your support fuels our mission every day. Here's to the next milestone! 🙌

Your Beloved Dog Has An Annoying Disease

Officially moved to @kagi.com last night.

lmao www.bbc.com/news/article...

BOOM 💥 Googler and big tech cartoonist Manu Cornet suggests an update to Google's mantra...

With great power comes considerable trolling.

Gulf of Google

Are you ready to divest?

Don’t get rid of DEI! Just get rid of Sundar Pichai.

Rumor on the street is that Google Cloud had less than stellar growth. You know what that means… 💀

rip pixel and android 9to5google.com/2025/01/30/p...