I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

me: hmm do i know this discord user me: [clicks their icon to see their profile] me: [starts reading their bio but gets interrupted by their profile effect] me: [waits for the profile effect to finish] me: [waits for the profile effect to finish] me: [waits for the profile effect to finish] me: [wai

You can now download a big 100 page PDF of my sketchbook from 2022-2025, free or PWYW: treelet.itch.io/palm-leaves-sketchbook-2022-2025

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Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 24 ( @audra-stang.bsky.social )

missing person poster but it’s so sunbleached the face is completely obfuscated

welcome to the month of gune

hit ’em w/ the ctrl+a ctrl+c before the magazine website’s paywall finishes its windup

June 1st

unlocking a speedrun achievement upon selecting credits from the main menu

picked up the heaven’s vault book quadrilogy in the hopes that it would inspire me to actually play heaven’s vault

plato's cave: the video game

Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 23 (Varvara Nedilska)

Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 21 (John James @risographstudio.bsky.social )

save me flipnote frog

thinking about “the only move is the winning move”-type level design

message that comes up when you want to close mobydick.exe

Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.

the single item of con merch i got

terminan post punk (alt palette, 2025)

Blind Alley Guest No. 18 ( @haaarpb.bsky.social )

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

equidifferent

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

"too big to fail" is a conspiracy by big big to sell more fail

véritables préludes flasques (pour un chien) - satie

Don't move

mystified by the phenomenon of screenshots of old posts getting yellower over time, like the pages of an ancient paperback

worm-in-a-rock god-in-a-box

(driving into a hurricane to retrieve something super important) well, at least this day can't possibly get any worse (camera pans over to a sign that reads PORTUGUESE MAN O'WAR FARM - DO NOT FLOOD)

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

zeroth world problems

Teacher of Wings — 🖼️ Prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv... 🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck helveticablanc.bigcartel.com

Quick art :)

do not. address it

Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 8 ( @jelajade.bsky.social )

Weirton Pipe City Shooting these specific colors on a sunny day on this film is straight up cheating. Phoenix 2 Nikon n80 #filmphotography

New Jersey that narrows it down Lucky Color 200 Nikon n80 #filmphotography

Getting close to the platonic forms of my bullshit Kodak Tri-X @ 1600 Pentax Spotmatic F #filmphotography

me visiting a friend in Mt. Holly: hey man can i use the bathroom friend: yeah dude me: cool is it down the hall or… friend: idk man. i haven’t used it yet today

competitive bowling earthquake policy

Little knight

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

I'm delighted to announce the forensic recovery of the original single-stroke font data from Vib-Ribbon (1999) — exhumed from Playstation ROMs — and now part of my archive of procedural skeleton fonts for #p5js: github.com/golanlevin/p... #mediaArchaeology #typography #plotterArt #creativeCoding

i love you grain weevil