Traders on Wall Street are calling Donald Trump “NACHO?” Because there’s “Not A Chance Hormuz Opens?” Love this nickname for him. 🤣

🚨Mel McGlensey is NORMAL is going on tour in Australia! 🚨 Come along for a one-of-a-kind collaborative clown experience plumbing the depths of normaldom, as decided by you. Tell your friends! Tix + info via link in bio. Directed by @sharnema.bsky.social Co-designed and tech’d by @doougle.net

Hey bluesky, there’s a show called Mel McGlensey is MOTORBOAT happening in London at @pleasance.co.uk soon and you should totally go see it. M’kay? Byeee X

we just bought a DVD/blu ray player and we’re going to start watching our giant collection of DVDs again and start cutting out subscriptions. Disney/Hulu was first to go. it’s time to stop being bled dry in fees for subscription services, paying more to own nothing. enough. i’m over it.

Autism is not a disease, you fucks.

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

“RFK Jr. has crossed the Rubicon. The war on science and vaccines isn’t looming - it’s here.” open.substack.com/pub/drericdi...

AOC: All in the name of Charlie Kirk, Trump and the FCC are now cynically threatening to shut down ABC and any outlets who give air time to the administration's political critics. This is a disgusting attack on the American people and the very first amendment rights that define us as a country.

‘No precedent in the world’: Hobart concert hall opposes ‘noisy’ AFL stadium being built 170 metres from its stage | Hobart | The Guardian share.google/NKXg8XN6IRjW... Look how close the proposed stadium will be to the Federation Concert Hall. The TSO will die a slow death. The AFL won't care.

Such a Dude. Iykyk. @daveydavids.bsky.social

A transcendent being with extensive powers and the highest manifestation of wisdom. Sat next to Buddha.

NORM! 🥹

Stripped the bed, descaled the iron, made four meals for later in the week, mended the garden hose, bought a new toilet seat. Yes, that’s right. I’m on a writing deadline.

If your MAGA relatives try to justify the Qatar plane gift by bringing up the Statue of Liberty, remind them Congress voted to approve that gift, and we’d be happy to have Congress vote on the plane, too!

I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.

Just confirming everyone has the delicious information that Labor has elected more women MPs than Liberals have elected all MPs. Yes, you read that right ❤️

This democracy sausage tastes soooooo gooooooood 😍😍😍

Stolen from the fedi…

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

Arnie meets his Outie. Severance Total Recall edition.

Had to delete a thought because there's no draft folder.

Here's Severance but Mr Milchick is Alan Johnson from Peep Show. Enjoy.

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: I am here today to urge Canadians to avoid travel to the United States if at all possible and to call on our government to stand up for our citizens who are being denied their rights through arbitrary detention in the United States.

Roses are red Violets are blue

I really don't think this news has made sufficient shock waves. Dr Katherine Calvin, NASA Chief Scientist Trump-Musk just fired, is the highest ranking American on the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, the IPCC. She is co-chair of Working Group 3 on mitigation. This is a climate attack.

British PM Starmer hugged Zelenskyy. That’s how bad U.S. foreign policy has gotten—it’s driving the Brits to physical displays of emotion.

Well actually....

Research shows that laughing for 2 mins is just as healthy as a 20 min jog. So, now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers

(me writing songs in 2022): this one's about looking at the news and feeling so overwhelmed and powerless that you decide to get blackout drunk instead of dealing with it (me writing songs now): this one's about 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙨

Kamala called it. There is a reason Trump wouldn't do a second debate…

My cat is in my chair and I would like to sit in my chair but I can’t because my cat is in my chair.

A pretty little flower surrounded by donuts. #bloomscrolling

Still cannot fathom that these bastards want to cut cancer research. For the life of me, I just cannot understand the cruelty. Can someone explain this to me? I was not raised this way -- most of us weren't. This is pure hell for anyone who has even an ounce of empathy.

Since my total hysterectomy i am having nerve pain in my clitoris when i orgasm. It’s excruciating and disturbing. This is the ultimate overshare. I don’t want advice, I’m doing everything i can. But goddamn, I want sympathy. Please. Validate how fucked this is.

Everyone is switching to Bluesky!

🎭💯🎯

He just heard that the price of eggs is at an all time high.

This week's Internet winner goes to...

Unsolicited writing advice, #17171617: Don't just write. Read books. Watch films. Look at paintings and sculpture. Play games. Go to plays. Listen to music. Think about how these things make you feel. Making art is a two-way stream. To make art, you have to consume art.

One of my nearest & dearest has become addicted to ice. I am heartbroken 💔. How do you support a young person without enabling them?

PHOENIX IS…BANANA MAN

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

The sounds of humans eating are generally unpleasant. But the sounds of my kitties slurping and chewing are adorable. 🥹

Good moaning Bluesky! 💙

Bluesky is a big ol’ Gratitude Journal and that other place is where Gratitude goes to die.