Trump went on to say he should have never put the Minnesotan governor in that role in the 1st place

What a great day to be a Canadian! We have an opportunity to vote for freedom and independence Or vote to become the 51st state. Remember who Poliviere's buddy is. Remember the convoy, who supported it, and who funded it (psst...it was the US whackos currently in power) The choice is clear.

Govt mistakes diaper rash for MS-13 gang tattoos.

Duh... Daylight Savings Time has more white in it.

And on the 3rd day, the Easter Bunny rose from the dead

What possible precedent is there to NOT return an innocent man back to his family?

Maybe he thinks dismantling retirement plans is easier by tanking the markets than killing social security?

Trump had the Sarah Boardman portrait of him restored.

I didn't realize all those shitty drivers had a club.

Let them eat cake.

No lie detected

Well, at least Pete didn't drunk text his ex. That would have really been embarrassing.

Tina?

Fighting undetected in the resistance is going to be much harder with all these Ring cameras.

All you people worried about polio... nothing to worry about! It makes you an Olympian! - maga probably

You're not old,they are

Its not even reliable on the roads. You think it's gonna float?

WH insiders tell NBC News that Trump asked if he can pardon him.

Happy thought for the weekend Trump started his regime ambitions way later in life than Hitler. Get that man another big mac.

Happy Ash Wednesday

Well actually....

So Zelensky had talks with Russia today?

He looks sad. Did the horse not love him back?

JFC How did that kid escape being broiled in a car????

“Trump, The Great Negotiator, sells out Ukraine - and the UK's favourite grifter is behind him every step of the way.” -Jonathan Pie 😂 ⬇️

LOL. Fucking father of the fucking year right there.

Someone forgot their prop on stage...

Blind spot. He did nazi it coming...

It really is time to eat the rich. They will be starving everyone.

Things Musk did at Twitter: Laid off a ton of people hindering services rendered Welcomed hate speech Banned users who critiqued him Undermined trust Amplified voices that he agreed with ....psst... same shit he's doing now

New GOP tax plan

Musk has excelled in a way that no one else has accomplished. I used to say “I will never hate anyone with as much white hot anger. I despise, loathe, abhor and detest that man at a level I’ll never feel again!” Then Musk came along and proved me wrong. I long for the day we read their obituaries.

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!! Know the FACTS!!!

What Doge is paying for...

Long live King Joffrey!

Kids repeat what they hear.

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Club Med Ad. Club Med reality.

So Pete Davidson's daughter was in Beetlejuice 2?

Happy Valentines to my sweet Felon. Love, Melania

If only Elon Musk could have simply grown a beard and started fucking sofas, they could of permanently gotten rid of JD.

That's cute. Here's ours in Idaho.

Jr. Agreed to trip after told all that white was mountains of coke.

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