Canada is the destination of a new underground railway for suppressed 60 Minutes segments.

I'm running through some Danish on Duolingo - the secret to getting the task right is to pronounce everything as poorly as you can. Like just suck up a big mouthful of flour and have at it. i.e. there are almost no pronounced consonants anywhere in this sentence.

I've been playing Ball X Pit this morning and I just want to plug quarters into my laptop. It's got that arcade nostalgia, frenetic gameplay, and an addictive power curve that makes me feel like a better player than I actually am. @ballxpit.com

I just want to watch a goddamn hockey game on TV the way I used to watch goddamn hockey. Not streaming, not fucking Sportsnet+, not $29.99 a goddamn month, just local broadcasters with local, knowledgeable colour commentary and a call-in show to bitch on AM radio after.

People on Bluesky sure made a Fuhrer of all this Donald Trump dying nonsense.

I'd like a good zombie movie where someone reanimates the valorous dead from their hallowed grounds in France and Italy and Holland and unleashes them on this neo-Fascist fuckery we see around the world. I'd love to cheer for the zombies.

This is the greatest video of all time.

I'm not a body language expert, but Trump is about 2 minutes away from getting a sharp elbow to the hyoid bone.

Oh, phew. All we have to do to avoid any near future Terminators is train to run half-marathons. www.cnn.com/2025/04/19/a...

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An oldie but a goodie: A man finds a magic lamp, yadda yadda. What's the first wish? Get Trump to call a press conference on tariffs in the Rose Garden. Make sure his cabinet is there. K, wish 2? Build a 100ft wall around the garden. Fine. Weird, but fine. Now what? Fill it with water.

BC is removing its consumer carbon tax on April 1. My prediction: gas prices drop Apr 1, and then slowly, over several weeks, creep back up to where they were before the tax was removed. Unless there are controls in the legislation, it'll just mean $0.17 a per L in extra profit for oil companies.

Perfect. Get all these assholes into one place at one time.

Sorry not sorry

I'm going to take a drink any time Trump lies or sounds like a moron and oh god I have alcohol poisoning already.

We need a new diplomatic model - I call it "Fuck You" diplomacy. - Want to align with dictators? Fuck you, have fun with your new friends. - Want to polish Putin's knob? Fuck you, Russia's pissant GDP ain't gonna help float your economy

Elon Musk liked an interview Jordan Peterson did with Pierre Poilievre. It's like a turducken of fuckwitted asshats.

Fuck Trump. Fuck Vance. Fuck Putin. Fuck Russia. Fuck the US. Fuck their stupid voters. Fuck the people that didn't vote. Fuck Nazis. Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck Tesla. Fuck Zuckerberg. Fuck Bezos. Huh, turns out I still have a lot of fucks to give.

I'm reading Guy Vanderhaeghe's August into Winter and it has some of the best writing about the WW1 battlefield I've ever read. Just a few pages here and there in a character's memory, but it's deeply evocative prose on the horror of the Western Front. If you're into that kind of thing.

Hey Fort Knox - let them into the vaults, then close the doors and throw the fucking keys into the nearest lake. Thank you. www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...

Wow. Watching 4 Nations. Those were two of the most woefully bad renditions of either anthem I've ever heard.

Apropos of nothing Hitler also decided what kind of art people could consume.

In response to US trade fuckery - and if I was PM - I'd enact Plan JTF 2 whereby scary men with heavy forearms and calloused trigger fingers pay a night time visit to Mar a Lago just to suggest strongly the folks hanging out there stop being such goddamn morons. And then say sorry for waking them.

We live in interesting times... The leadership and thought influencers of the most powerful country in the world inhabit the confluence of racism, denialism, stupidity, ignorance, and conspiracy. Sweet Jeebus, help us all.

Here are a few reasons I'd never buy another #Tesla. 1. Elon for sure. If Tesla was the last car company on Earth, I'd walk. Enough about that. 2. They're really, really badly designed and engineered for a typical Canadian climate. And I'm not talking battery life, it's all the other things....

I told myself that if I quit Twitter it would be to quit social media and not just replace Twitter with something else. But maybe I'll give this Bluesky thing a go and see how it feels.